DAICHI GETS HIS DICK STUCK IN A PRINGLES CAN
Tsukkari, this is you, isn’t it?
This is Tsukkari, isn’t it?
If this isn’t Tsukkari I will be thoroughly shocked.
Fuck I need more wine for this.
“I don’t need to know howit happened…” Sugawara began, staring at the thoroughly ashamed Daichi ashe slumped low on the couch, holding a pillow to his face as if in attempts tosuffocate himself over the shame of being caught with his dick in a Pringlescan.
“No, wait,” Sugawara clasped his hands in front of hismouth, staring at the can intently. “I take that back. I definitely need to know how it happened.”
“It’s nothing perverted!” Daichi hurled the pillow acrossthe living room, cheeks ablaze. “I swear!”
“Your erect penis is in—”
Sugawara managed to hold out for another five whole secondsbefore collapsing to his knees in a fit of laughter.
“Shut up! Shut up!” Daichi slumped over on the couch.
“HAHAHAHAHA!”Sugawara leaned against Daichi’s left knee and stared at the can, tears slidingdown his cheeks. “What the fuck? What thefuck, Daichi? I was gone for three hours. What the fuck?”
“It’s not my fault!” he straightened, glaring down at him. “Thosebastards were over here and—”
“Wait, which bastards?” Sugawara wiped the tears from hischeeks, giggling.
“Who the fuck do you think? Tooru, Bokuto, Kuroo, and thefucking meme twins.”
“Ahhhh…” Sugawara leaned his head back. “My favoritebastards!”
“Anyway, those fuckin’ dickheads roofied me—”
“Bastards and drugs?You guys have all the fun without me!”
Daichi groaned and shifted on the couch, wincing. “No.Listen. Those fuckwads slipped me some goddamn Viagra—” he paused when Sugawara fell to shrieking laughter oncemore, disappearing in front of the couch. When he quieted once more, Daichiwent on, “They gave me some fucking Viagra and then jumped me and put it on and left!”
“Daichi, you have a Pringles can on your—”
Sugawara’s head poked up from the ground, but he disappeared again after catching sight of the outrageous situation once more.
“Suga,” Daichi whimpered.“Stop laughing… get it off…”
Sugawara sat up on his knees and braced his hands againstthe insides of Daichi’s thighs.
“Oh my fucking God, Daichi. Jesus. What the fuck.”
“How?” Sugawara leaned close and examined the can. “I mean…I’m not saying you’re small… but you’re not at Pringles can girth. How is it—”
“There are still chips inside They’re digging in—”
Sugawara fell back on his ass, kicking his heels against thefloor as he clutched his stomach and cackled towards the ceiling.
Daichi gritted his teeth, “Fuck it. Fine. Fine,” he pushedup to his feet, holding the can awkwardly in his hand as he moved slowly acrossthe living room. “Fuck it. I’m just gonna fill it with water and get them allsoggy—”
“I love you! I love you! Sawamura Daichi I love you!”
Daichi tried to ignore Sugawara’s insistent cries in betweenhis uncontrollable, screeching laughter, but in the end couldn’t resistreturning the proclamation.
“I love you,” he muttered. “Shut up. I love you.”
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