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targuzzler-deactivated20180224

Not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice

conspiracygrandpa

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

conspiracygrandpa

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.

like what even

look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything.

are you smarter than a fifth grader?

no I’m fucking not.

shayelisabeth

Always reblog this

seachord

me: nothing can make me more hype for super mario odyssey

nintendo:

me: H O L Y S H I T

ofools

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

imsoshive

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

camronspink-mink

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

gifaknet-deactivated20181110

pleatedjeans

vulpricks

The last one

m4ge-deactivated20210331

there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i am intent on winning

i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful pop art t-shirt of 1995 figure skating champions, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move

gluten-free-pussy

Let me tell you what happened to me an hour ago:

So I’m at the bus terminal and this guy (who’d been following me and hovering over me for 10 minutes) comes up to me and says “hey beautiful. Can I talk to you?” So I said “no thank you.” He goes “I just want to speak to you, though.” And I said “yeah I know that and I’m not interested in talking to a strange man at a bus terminal. Please leave me alone.” So he stands there watching me. Finally he says “listen, there’s no need to be difficult. I approached you politely like a gentleman so I don’t see why you’re saying no. Now just let me speak to you.” I said “nobody’s being difficult my guy. You asked a question, I gave an answer so we’re done.” Then he says “yeah but the answer you gave me made no sense. Why don’t you want to talk to me? You don’t know what kind of person I am. You’re judging me before you know me. You’re being ignorant and prejudiced so”- Just then this other guy who’d been sitting close to me said “my nigga shut the fuck up! I saw you following her and stalking her like a fucking animal or some shit, like you didn’t think she didn’t notice? She’s probably scared of your predatory ass and I don’t blame her. Mans need to understand you don’t follow girls and shit. That shits corny.” So the guy goes “yo, mind your fucking business.” And the other dude says “nah because I see you harassing this girl and as a man this becomes my business. You thinking you were polite doesn’t mean a girl has to speak to you. Be nice because you’re nice, don’t use that please and thank you shit and think somebody has to speak to you. You’re not a “gentleman if you don’t respect her. Take the L and go catch your bus you fucking creep.” So the guy starts swearing and then walks away. The guy who’d defended me is like “you okay tho? Like real talk I don’t really like men because of shit like that. They’re fucking predators man. I do what I can when I’m able to for women because you don’t deserve to be hunted.”

This is literally how you do it.

theropegeek-deactivated20170722

Not all heroes wear capes