3am on a summer night

Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly... the ill deeds, as well as the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. I'm telling you, it's mighty nice. Each trip's a trip to paradise. I can't take this kind of pressure. I must confess one more dusty road, would be just a road too long. They had been expecting me, they said so and I believed. In my dream, smoke came to me, and we became as one. As the lifeless corpse of my enemy floats in the bay, choked on salty brine, I swear a deadly oath. By Poseidon's name, no traitor will go unpunished. Hear these words and tremble, for our vengeance shall be swift and merciless! I will fade to dark. I will pass through walls. I will take with impunity. I will walk faceless among men. I will die and die, and die again.

[terminallycapricious]

just popping up on this hellsite to request that mutuals add me on switch

ok bye

[terminallycapricious]

bye

[official-scumbag-deactivated202]

[correcthomestuckquotes]

[sovietnam]

[arsenicyorkes]

[thebabysittersguidetoexorcisms]

[fyeahygocardart]

Dinowrestler Pankratops

[terminallycapricious]

@deadgoliath seems your kind of thing

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[stumupm]

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

[quantummindclassicalheart]

Then they got an idea! An awful idea! THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice? With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”

Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made. From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade! Just slap his face on there and tint it with green And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!

From a seasonal, festival holiday grump, The Grinch had been played for a capital chump. “No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads. “Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”

For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day Than products and placements and big bonus pay? The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed. Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.

[stumupm]

You win best addition to my post

[fabled-foreigntongues-deactivat]

Reblog this if you plan on going to Dashcon 2014

[sirartwork]

Lemme see a cranky Frieza

[he-who-pulls-the-strings]

@operadentriveti

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

[nifinof]

none of this would have happened if we still had him

[nifinof]

this happened because y’all voted mop, wretched tooth would’ve never treated us like this

[jamtav]

wait hold on i know how to save tumblr

[moosefix]

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

[staff]

Coming soon: Money from your Tumblr

On Thursday, we’re going to introduce ads on Tumblrs, so that later this year people can start making money from their blogs.

Tumblr is a place where brilliant, creative, funny, impossible people shape culture. Some of you have even turned your passions into jobs: book deals, music careers, paid gigs with the Creatrs program. Now, (soon!) that opportunity will be available to any eligible Tumblr—poet, musician, fan artist, and misfit weirdo memelord alike.

Some things you’re probably wondering:

Do you have to? Good question. No, you can turn off on-blog advertising in settings if you’re not comfortable with it.

When? Who? How? How much? Also good questions! We’re still working out the details of the partner program but as soon as we have details to share, we’ll make announcements right here on trusty Staff. Just so you know: You won’t be able to make money until you register for the program—which is coming soon.

Okay, cool. Ta ta for now!

[wunkolo]