The greatest lover in France

[deadgoliath]

how do you pin a post

[ziridotmidi]

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[cognitohazardous]

dogs love using their horizontal nature to stand in front of you

[thisauthorisscreaming]

Fun fact: I was in a house with my boss and her son with whom I was about to go on a date (long story) and they have Great Pyrenees. BIG dog. One of them figures out right quick that I'm a sucker and keeps standing in front of me, using his Large Horizontal Nature to block the door. The guy and my boss start tugging him away, chastising him, and I say, "No, no - watch this."

I slowly rotate. The dog, anticipating forward motion, walks around to block me. I step backwards through the door and the dog is left standing, shocked at my escape. They (dog owners) had apparently never thought of that.

Defy the horizontal nature. Rotate.

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cognitohazardous]

[deadgoliath]

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[mapsontheweb]

The map of Nippur. Found in modern day Iraq, it’s considered to be the oldest city plan in the world, at around 4500 years old.

[deadgoliath]

forbidden brownie

[slimetony]

Visit Original Link

This is what the jokes clown sounds like in my head

[deadgoliath]

I think Tumblr got a bit confused but it's ok I'm still pretending I care about it

[deadgoliath]

Well what the fuck now

[deadgoliath]

please help me

[deadgoliath]

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE PLEASE

[deadgoliath]

Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!!

[orion98]

I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??

[grimeclown]

[deadgoliath]

Thank you @fantasticwhovian and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

[memewhore]

[ponycamp]

fag enabler dog

[maidthings]

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

[firefox-official]

Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

[catchymemes]

[deadgoliath]

living in europe

[clownfvcker]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

Your honor my client's love language is money laundering

[motherfucker-unlimited]