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he in his madness prays for ＳＴＯＲＭＳ , &  dreams that storms will bring him p e a c e - -- --- ---------------------- --- -- - 「 indie dragon oc || selective 」 「 written by hayley 」 - -- --- ---------------------- --- -- - ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ.

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somEONE DO A POMPEII VERSE WITH ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW KDJFHGKSDHKJD 

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I FOUND THIS IN SOMEONE'S RULES, AND IT'S RELEVANT

I like to know my writing partner. This isn’t always necessary, and if you’re not the sort of person who tries to get chummy with their roleplaying buddies, that’s absolutely fine, but in my experience, the plots and characters that last the longest are the ones with the players that I can message at 3 in the morning with an idea without feeling like I’m bothering them. 

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          “A whore is a whore, that much is true… But tonight, as long as you are with me, I shall call you my lover and you shall be treated as such.”

                    "With every bite and every kiss, I’ll imprint an imitation love just for you."

                 Hearing such words made his eye twitch                        and put a bad taste in his mouth.                         His clients were always an assortment of                        characters ( the good, the bad, and the ugly ),                        so it was never a shock to get some strange                         ones....like this guy. 'imitation love' just for him                        he says.....oh it's damn near hilarious.                         "....Well, whatever. You're right~ You paid so                        handsomely for me, after all, which means you're                        free t'do whatever ya want."                        Lips pull into a crooked, impish grin. His hand                        comes forward, threading fingers through dark                        strands until they came to rest on the back of                        his customer's neck.                                     "Speakin' so prettily....I'm holdin' high                                      expectations for you now~"

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when is there ever a time im not willing to watch The Croods? the answer is never also wow i want to make a Guy account like ????

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' Miss tingles is not a dumb name.'

                 ”What!? Says who!                       I would expect you t’name your vagina                        somethin’ so lame, not what you call                       yourself durin’ a one night stand ya big                       dummy ——- no matter how accurate                        th’title may be.”

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"So what do you like?

Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

                 "Well, m’not a very——-picky-eater, ya see~                       There ain’t much I won’t agree on or sink                       my teeth into~ ;                       so don’t be afraid t’hit me with your                       best shot ~”

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"Of course it's a fake name!"

Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

                 "Well I would certainly hope so, doll,                       ’cause it’s incredibly unimaginative~” 

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Prostitute/Stripper Starter Sentences

"How much?"

"So what do you like?

"Top? Bottom? Versatile?"

"Give me the royal treatment, then."

"I don't kiss on the lips, sorry."

"So how long have you been doing.. What you're doing?"

"Can you.. Do that again?"

"You don't have to go, you know. I can make us breakfast?"

"You deserve a nice girl/guy. You shouldn't trail after someone like me."

"Just because I'm your whore for the night doesn't mean you get permission to treat me like one."

"I wasn't supposed to give you this number.."

"In the day light we don't know each other."

"It was on the house."

"You really fucked me up, you know that? I've never had this problem with a client before--I shouldn't have this problem with a client ever."

"No feelings. That was our deal."

"I can't give you what you want. I can't give you a normal relationship."

"You the one who called for an all nighter?"

"My favorite regular-- what can I do for you tonight?"

"I may be what I am at night, but in the real world I have a life, okay! Stop butting in to it!"

"It's okay to call me what I am. A whore, don't need to sugar coat it."

"Of course it's a fake name!"

"This isn't a date, it's business."

"I'll let you do anything you want.. Just follow my few rules."

"I know you have rules about this.. but can I take you out sometime? Not as this you--but as--well, you."

"Just because you've been my regular for months/years, doesn't make us friends."

"What do you think this is, 'Pretty Woman'?"

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just got done watching Earth to Echo and hhnnn wHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SO GOOD AND SO TEAR-JERKING

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g o s h im so stuffed omggggggg

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causariia said: areola balls (i wonder if that’s a legit tag)

i knEW BETTER THAN TO LOOK I KNE W FUCKIN G BETTER ---------

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yea h wELL SO WHAT IF IM STUCK IN THE OREO BALLS TAG.... FIGh t m e 

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termiske-klor said: dont forget the cake and oreo balls wwwwww

what the hell is an oreo ball and how do i get   200   one

AREOLA BALLS part of a balanced breakfast ------ and oreo balls are ,,,,,,, you like, separate the cookies from the filling and u mash and mix it all up(some people use frosting or cream cheese in it???) and then u roll it into little balls--after which they're dipped in chocolate or white chocolate or however creative you wanna go ;;; they're best when chilled oh yes eue

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g o s h listening to disney songs while making these icons is so not healthy  cause now i want an au based on 'Love Will Find A Way'

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mini icon giveaway wieners :

skillfullytenacious ;; heimatx ;; hopefulwanderlxst ;; sweetisms & quamvisnexa                                 alright dingle-hoppers, come plop your                                            bums into my submit ~                                KEEP IN MIND THAT mediafire links will                                   be given out as each batch is finished

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i u n n o, i'm just SO random like that ------                      okay no but anyway. i was bored and                      wanted to do something for my followers,                     something a bit smaller and less dramatic                     as a huge icon/graphics/etc giveaway thing;                                       ---------- nothin' serious.                                       muse requests can be                                       anything but gifs or fcs                                         that lack in quantity.                                      !!! REBLOGS ONLY !!!                     winners will be announced in a separate post;                     if you see your url please come into my submit                                  and tell me who you want ~