SIC VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM

…and my muse will tell you one of the following after a random number generation.

MIX OF FLUFF, ANGST, NSFW, LYRICS AS PHRASES, ETC.

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memesforu-blog

Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.

#this is a public service announcement #out of gas #kaos is sometimes failtastic

out of gas;

SO. As some of you may have noticed (namely by my absence), the past couple of days have been a bit hectic. I KNOW I owe several of you lovely folks tags, and YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY GET THEM it just might take a couple days before I can get to them. So sorry, please bear with me. I have them all open! I’m looking at them as we speak! More or less. I just...don’t have brain/time/lack of work-related stress to write them at the moment.

I’ll get there.

"oof" I asked both fight me

Fawn grins, blind-sliding her father enough that she can throw him off balance enough to shove him against the wall and kiss him.

Fawn glances over the toy a moment more before she closes the box, grinning at him. “Yes. Good enough that you get your surprise early.”

A quick glance around to make sure she won’t be seen and she lifts her shirt to reveal black lace and sheer mesh covering her chest and belly, a new piece of lingerie she’d be lying if she said wasn’t bought with him specifically in mind.

“It’s crotchless,” she murmurs, “so maybe a little later, you’ll get a show, too.”

He’s quick to touch, to slide fingers along the fabric, an appreciative hum to accompany the greedy look in his eyes, like he’s not sure he can wait until ‘later’. Hell, he’s not, it’s tempting as all hell just to tear the rest of her clothes off and do her right now. Whether or not it’s the smartest idea in the world.

“You sure you can wait ‘til later?”

#fawnytrager

Angst Starter Masterlist

" Aren't you going to say something?"

" And I thought I loved you."

" And I thought you loved me."

" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."

" Aren't you even going to cry?"

" Are you going to cry?"

" Are you crying?"

" Are you okay?"

" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."

" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."

" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "

" Are you angry with me?"

" Are you afraid?"

" And now is the part where we say goodbye."

" And now you're going to leave me!"

" Are you just going to leave me?"

" Be friends with someone else."

" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"

" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"

" But I've changed."

" But you've changed."

" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."

" But.. you're still alive?"

" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"

" Can't you be happy for once?

" Can't you just be happy for me?"

" Come on, leave already!"

" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."

" Do you even know what you've done to me?"

" Do you have any remorse? "

" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"

" Don't you dare die."

" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"

" Don't give me that look"

" Don't you want me to be happy?"

" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"

" Damn you."

" Don't lie to me."

" Don't like to him/her/them."

" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"

" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"

" Everything's gone to hell."

" Everyone hates me."

" Everyone hates you."

" Everything hurts."

" Everything's going to be okay."

" Everyone loves you, not me."

" Everything is falling apart."

" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."

" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."

" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"

" Fuck off!"

" Fuck you!"

" Find a new place to live."

" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."

" Find a new best-friend."

" Fine. I'll leave."

" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."

" Fucking hell, I hate you!"

" Get lost!"

" Get a job, you ass!"

" Get out of here!"

" Go get a life."

" Go. Just go."

" How are you still alive?"

" How long are you going to keep this up?"

" How long until you finally get lost?"

" How about I just leave."

" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"

" Heaven doesn't exist."

" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."

" How about you leave now?"

" Is this how you're going to treat me?"

" I can't believe you."

" I'm a monster."

" I killed someone."

" I want to kill myself."

" I want to kill something."

" I'm running away."

" I'm leaving you."

" I can't look at you right now."

" I hope you die!"

" I don't understand."

" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."

" I can't hear anything."

" I'm dying."

" I have cancer."

" I can feel the darkness coming."

" I can't breathe."

" Just joking, I don't love you."

" Just go."

" Just leave me alone!"

" Just fuck off."

" Kill yourself. "

" Kindly get the hell away from me."

" Kids? I don't want kids."

" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."

" Lie. Just lie."

" Lie to me."

" Life is not worth living."

" Living isn't possible."

" Like I give a shit about you."

" Lies are all you're capable of."

" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."

" My heart is broken. "

" My.. everything hurts."

" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."

" My ____ is dead."

" Man, you're an asshole."

" My lies aren't working anymore."

" Mutt."

" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."

" Never again."

" Never speak to me again."

" No. I won't do it."

" No, I don't like you like that."

" No way in hell!"

" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"

" Now and again I really start to hate you."

" No. Stop crying, just stop it."

" Not how I wanted to spend my life."

" Never look at me again."

" People hate me."

" People hate you."

" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."

" People like you sicken me."

" People like you deserve to die."

" Perhaps you should just leave, then."

" Piss off."

" Question: why are you still here?"

" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."

" Run away. That's what I'm doing."

" See? I hate you."

" See? You hate me."

" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."

" So.. you hate me, then?"

" So this is how it ends."

" Shoot me."

" Shit..."

" So why are you still here?"

" Sometimes people lie to me."

" Stories are just that. Stories."

" Took off with everything I had!"

" Time to go."

" This is the end. It's done."

" The story is ending now."

" This is the end."

" This is why I hate you."

" Then why do you say you love me?!"

" Unlike you I have friends."

" Unlike me, you have friends"

" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."

" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."

" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"

" Very mature. Cunt."

" Why can't you row up?"

" Why cant you care about me?"

" Why do you hate me?"

" Why do I hate you?"

" What do you mean?"

" What?You're dying?"

" Why can't you just be you."

" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'

" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."

" Whatever, you asshole."

" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."

" Well. I hate you now."

" Well, you hate me now."

#ow #open rp #meme shit

(NSFW) Hard Dominant Starters

"Come here."

"Suck me."

"Get on your knees."

"You're going to cum for me now."

"Beg for my cock."

"I want you wet for me."

"Mmm this tight ass/pussy belongs to me. Do you understand?"

"You're mine to play with and do whatever I want to."

"You're just here to satisfy/serve/please me. Is that clear?"

"Shut up. I don't care what you want. You're here to do what I want."

"Do you want to cum?"

"Beg for it."

"Louder".

"Not good enough. Try again."

"Good girl, you can cum now."

"You're such a good boy"

"You make me so hard."

"I want to cum in that wet little mouth of yours."

"I want you to swallow my cum."

"Open your mouth, I want you to drink all my cum."

"Spread yourself open for me so I can see you."

"Look at you, you dirty little slut."

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TARANTINO FILM QUOTES MEME.

warning;; some of the content may be nsfw & politically incorrect.

“if you any of you sons of bitches have got anything else to say, now’s your fucking time.“

“you’re acting like a first year fucking thief. i’m acting like a professional."

"listen kid, i’m not ‘gonna bullshit you, alright?"

"i may be a bastard. but i’m not a fucking bastard.”

“thought that was pretty fucking funny, didn’t you?"

"all you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ‘aint ‘gonna get."

"you had my curiosity. but now you have my attention."

"you silver tongue devil you.”

“i’m american, honey. our names don’t mean shit.”

“that woman deserves revenge. and we deserve to die.”

“wiggle your big toe.”

“do you find me sadistic?”

“i’m 'gonna give you a little something you can’t take off.”

“say 'what’ again. i dare ya. i double dare you, motherfucker.”

“leave the limbs you’ve lost. they belong to me now."

"and what do i owe this dubious pleasure?"

"you are all in my cool book."

"is she dead? yes or no.”

“i’m the anti christ. you got me a vendetta kinda mood.”

“are you gonna bark all day, dog? or are you gonna bite."

"i will never forgive your ass for this."

"you have every right to 'wanna get even."

"it 'aint suicide if you’re already dead."

"have you ever given a foot massage?"

"hate to shatter your ego, but this 'aint the first time i’ve had a gun pointed at me."

"word of advice, shit head. don’t you ever wake up.”

“you don’t owe her shit."

"wakey, wakey… eggs and bakey."

"i called him a miserable old fool."

"was that a fucking set up or what?"

"you serve the tea. i’m watching my soaps."

"when are you 'gonna learn that microwave food’ll kill you faster than a bullet?"

"well, 'aint you so sweet, you make sugar taste just like salt."

"i’m gonna ask you questions. and every time you don’t give me answers, i’m going to cut something off."

"under the circumstances, i think i ought to get a fucking academy award for how natural i’m acting."

"a dogs got personality. personality goes a long way."

"i haven’t killed anybody since 1984."

"pride only hurts. it never helps."

"now the first time you kill somebody, that’s the hardest."

ω /dammit Tig why

[text message: Daddy] I hope you know the old woman in line behind me at the gas station probably just saw your dick.

[text message: Daddy] Send me more.

[text: Thing One] serves her right for getting nosy

[text: Thing One] what did she do?

[text: Thing One] [What follows are three questionably-tasteful shots with varying angles and composition.]

[text: Thing One] I take requests

(Text message: Daddy) Muttered something about indecency. (Text message: Daddy) I can tell you’re not fully hard yet, so there’s my first request.

#hell yeah #this is a public service announcement

[text: Thing One] spoken like a bitter old broad who’s never had good dick in her life

[text: Thing One] that I can do

[text: Thing One] [a few minutes later she’ll get another shot, this time with a proudly saluting, fully engorged erection. You can tell because the shot gives a nice view of the television in front of him from his position on his back, and it’s bobbing eagerly in front of the TV.]

#fawnytrager #nsfw

askcavalier

Reblog if...

Your blog is anon-friendly

Your blog is open to starters aimed at them

Your blog willing to respond to open starters

Your blog is open to questions about headcanons

rafaellbarba

I see you’ve brought your baggage

I’ve got my troubles too…

#ow my heart

littlelife-freya

Motorcycle

Freya had only been in Charming for a couple of days. For the first one she had spent it at the beach, taking pictures of it for a magazine article, but she also did it because she was on vacation. Or at least a break from work and she loved the beach. After walking around the streets of Charming, she saw a motorcycle parked at the sidewalk. She stared at it. It looked used, but still good. Like a person who aged well. She looked around, hoping to get a picture of it. Who knew when her boss wanted a picture of a motorcycle, and she could always put it in her portfolio or on her database online. She saw a man come out of a candy shop and she gave him a smile, “excuse me, do you own this bike?” She hoped that he was friendly.

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Tig couldn’t help the suspicious edge to words and expression when he found the young woman standing by his bike, could help less when she asked him about it. He looked her over; she was cute enough, a little like some kind of pixie out of the movies or something, and it softened the suspicion, at least a little. He’d be less thrilled about some guy checking out his bike, a broad? That he could work with.

Whatever suspicion was there faded into an easy grin, the reckless, devil-may-care type familiar to his ilk. “Could be, sweetheart. Why? You lookin’ for a ride?”

#littlelifefreya

She could feel her heartbeat slamming against her chest as she slowed down to enjoy the simple exchange between a stranger. He tasted of whiskey and cigarettes, a taste like no other she’d ever experience. Every single cell inside of her screamed against her actions, but she didn’t dare stop. Kate let him in, wanting him to get a taste of her and he did just that. This was better than that one time behind the church with Kyle, and even Kate couldn’t recognize that girl. It wasn’t who she was anymore. Own teeth nibbled at the other’s lips, mirroring his actions, finding how good it felt to be this bad. Her hand landed on his, which was currently hiking up her shirt and slid his hand upward, hinting that she wanted whatever this was. She pulled away for a second, trying to catch her breath. “You always kiss girls this way, mister?”

#ask an outlaw #likepapertowns

He chuckled lowly, hand eagerly sliding further up as hers encouraged, traced up over the ridges of her ribs, along the bottom edge of her bra when he found it, when she didn’t seem inclined to stop his progress. It wasn’t like they had much privacy, still in the room proper, if slightly more out of the way, but honestly that only added to it, far as he was concerned.

A swipe along the inside of her mouth, teasing, seeking her tongue to tempt, draw her out, and when she retreated for breath he only smirked at her. Leaned in to murmur his answer in her ear, following it with a nip at her earlobe, an openmouthed kiss just a little lower. Traced fingertips a little past the edge of her bra, just enough to promise more if she stuck around.

“When they’re cute as you, sure. Why, you want me to stop? Let you get back to work?

#kxtefuller

"What happened to you to make you this way..."

“My mommy didn’t hug me enough.”

andimrobin-archive

send me a new girl quote for my muse's reaction.

“you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?”

“i don’t want a refund on you.”

“a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!”

“i’m high on anxiety meds right now.”

“i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!”

“oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost.”

“nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!”

“boob season’s over for you!”

“there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson.”

“when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison.”

“i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to.”

“you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matches…for a penny.”

“sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day.”

“you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?”

“so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies.”

“oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!”

“i’m having a party tonight and i can’t have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.”

“it’s early in the relationship. i’m still shaving above the knee.”

“i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song.”

“i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words.”

“i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die.”

“life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, I said ass.”

“you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!”

“i’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history.”

“you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!”

“i’m gonna take you…respectfully.”

“i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!”

“have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?”

“please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”

“why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?”

“i feel like russel crowe in every movie he’s ever done.”

“i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening.”

“does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constiution of america? no, i think not.”

“destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis.”

“where are your nipples, man?”

“i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!”

“i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me.”

“let’s just suck it up and french a little.”

“been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day.”

“they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!”

“i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life.”

“please do not angry-fix the sink.”

“you my boo and i been missing you.”

“i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels.”

“can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?”

“obama….”

“first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006.”

“sandwiches and sex?! i want that!”

“i want to rub my face on his face!”

“are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.”

“i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience.”

“this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!”

“guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?”

“damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”

“i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked.”

“are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan.”

“why does your hair look so baby soft?!”

“i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.”

“did you just make up a theme song for yourself?”

“what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now.”