High on LIFE

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

I wish they’d make a Pokemon Go app but so you don’t have to go outside. Like if you could just catch the Pokemon by moving the avatar in the game around.

[tronikart-deactivated20160726]

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[strawberry-c0ugh-blog]

reblog the fuck outta this 😇

[terp-hunter]

Thong Thursday

[youwish232-deactivated20160705]

Sexy Saturday. Ready to get fucked up with my Girls! 🎉💋🍷💃🏼

[donwoog]

Have fun and be safe

[youwish232-deactivated20160705]

Definitely will have fun! ;)

[terp-hunter]

[cumsayhey-deactivated20160121]

[ruinedchildhood]

[just-for-grins]

[cravings]

im screaming

[a-stoned-blonde]

[amigo155]

[amigo155]

[itscoffeeprincess]

[effcustomers]

I love how blunt this is.

[njoud-44-deactivated20181026]

Reblog If you're bored and you want anonymous questions.

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

how the signs got into hell

aries: rode a fucking motorcycle in

taurus: took satan out to dinner so satan let them into the hell squad

gemini: has been apart of satan’s squad all along, passing him evil secrets abt the other signs

cancer: they were on the path to b in heaven then they fucked it up in the very end and ended up in hell idk how

leo: “hell is the new thing, everyone’s going there now”

virgo: they need things clean in hell too ya know

libra: was in heaven then fucked up and dated one of the devils from hell and it ended badly

scorpio: is satan

sagittarius: with aries man, fuckin shit up

capricorn: too cold and calculating for heaven, evil geniuses belong together in hell

aquarius: bribed the devils who guard the entrance w weed, even tho they didn’t have to

pisces: fell in love w satan, they’re a beautiful couple

*it’s all a joke guys so b chill

[mkehh]

[replay-everything]

[kvotheunkvothe]

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

[fiftyshadesofdebauchery]

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

[theeeprotagonist]

I need a chinchilla