PEYTON.

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I don’t give a fuck about Netflix!!

I’m here to get nutted in. I’m a grown ass woman.

Put it in.

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

It’s 1:11am and I’m up breastfeeding for the 3rd time

Don’t fuckin listen to me. Just watch the movie

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

Life comes at you fast

[fb9062]

amazon bring me….my child

[fb9062]

SON???????????

[fb9062]

He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[oberynmartell]

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

[sarek]

It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples

[sarek]

where

[sarek]

where are they

[boophisburnhamae]

This is the future tumblr wants

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[inthenameofsephiroth]

@wonderswoman

[blaekswan-deactivated20210428]

[huxnothugs]

[slightmood]

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

[slightmood]

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

[homevvrecker-deactivated2019051]

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

[part-time-soulmate]

i heard u were sad so here are a bunch of piping plover chicks

look at ‘em

look

at

these

lil

fluffballs

on stilts

[slimetony]

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[isakthesnake]

@punchmelouis

[sneebum]

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

[sometimesboffosometimesnot]

Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by 

SAND!

It’s EVERYWHERE!

Get used to it!

[cvberitual]

[deejay]

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

[tumblrrr]

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[elanorpam]

i made the mistake of reading yours