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Indie canon divergent Lord Vorselon Roleplay blog penned by SweetT.  Side blog to fatesyetunwritten

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Indefinite (and possible semi-permanent) Halitus of all R&C muses

This was a post I was holding off for too long now but I can’t ignore the issue any longer being I would have to address it at some point:

Anyways, if you already read the title, you kind of have an idea where this post is going. So yeah: I’m putting my Nefarious, Vorselon and Elaris blogs (@nxfariousdeeds​ , @terraklonxassassin​ , and @rangertxchnician​) on an Indefinite, if not semi-Permanent, Hiatus

I have various reasons I’m doing this, but the main ones are these:

1) The lack of activity within the Ratchet and Clank fandom.

What it says on the tin. The RPC for the fandom is basically dead and my Mains are basically either busy or vanished off the face of the earth. It’s just not fun when you’re in a dead community.

2) Personal Trauma and Bad Taste in Mouth.

Yeah, I’ve had some personal issues with some people within the Ratchet and Clank RPC that really fucked with me (abuse, manipulation and gaslighting just to name a few) a few years back and while I have moved on for the most part; there are some things that still linger and likely will for a while. Not going to say who or what but there were no innocent parties throughout the ordeal. I’m just as guilty of starting shit but all of it did have me break down so it’s some messy stuff. 

That and Ratchet and Clank fandom, in general, is a hot mess of a dumpster fire that I really don’t want much to do with anymore and a lot of my friends jumped ship for the same reasons as mine. Basically, outside of a few select people, I’m really just…done with it with this expectation of some occasional fanart and fanfiction.

3) The muse isn’t there.

Really the deciding factor here. My muse for all three is basically dead. I still enjoy writing these characters but not in a roleplay setting plus with the other points above, It really dampened with my interest in picking them up again. 

Does this mean I’ll never touch these blogs again? As of right now: No but I did say ‘semi’ permanent. If my muse ever comes back for any of them and the community ends up becoming active again and isn’t a shit show, I may come back. Right now I’m more active over in the Transformers RPC, with my TFP!Starscream blog (@staarscreamxr​) being the most active with me trying to get my Shattered and TFP!Soundwave blogs off the ground with a possible Knock Out blog and Transformers Animated muse sometime in the future. I do plan on trying to get Elora and Wander (@avalarianfaun​ and @blissfulwxnder​) blogs going again being I still have the muse for them I’ve just been…busy I guess?

Anyways, that’s all I wanted to address…

[terraklonxassassin]

[[Hey, sorry for being a bit quiet over here. I haven’t been all too active over at my other roleplay blogs neither so it’s not as if I haven’t forgotten about Vorselon, just been all over the place in regard to writing. If anyone wants to send some ask in feel free but I’m still likely to be slow.]]

[terraklonxassassin]

Oops

[sagamemes]

reblog this if you are a canon divergent portrayal out of pure fucking saltiness towards the canon

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog if your muse would pick a fight in a parking lot at 3am

[lethalangel]

reblog if you’re in the mood for anons rn

[rp-memes-n-things]

Send ‘☺’ and my muse will have to compliment your muse, even if they don’t want to

Alternate: Send ‘☻’ for my muse to insult your muse instead

[rpfunstuff]

What’s one headcanon you have about my muse?

[rpfunstuff]

What’s one headcanon you have about my muse?

[party-cat-anthem]

Nitros Oxide revealed for Crash Team Racing: Nitro-Fueled!!

[terraklonxassassin]

@speedandspace 

Him

[rpfunstuff]

What’s one headcanon you have about my muse?

[terraklonxassassin]

‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ( Random first interaction but ayyye )

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am ||☠|| Still Accepting

             ❝Oh do I wish it was…❞

[terraklonxassassin]

‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ // go home meredith, you’re drunk

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am ||☠|| Still Accepting

              ❝Meredith, as someone who’s been trained to assassinate people for a living: I already have counted twelve scenarios of how your murder could go down with only three of them being the more cleaner options. 

              ❝Also, you’re intoxicated. Do I need to call a cab to pick you up? Catrina will have a fit if you end spewing on the newly installed wooden floors.❞

@sandbax

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — CHAT QUOTES;

( nsfw ! ) send one for my muse's reaction!

“Idolm@ster porn is AMAZING I don’t blame you, [NAME].” “Who makes you hornier then?” “It’s either a titjob or you get dicked down.” “It’s part of his charm. You stand next to him and you become an instant bottom.” “Stop trying to make me get dicked down.” “Finally a battle between men I’d actually be horny for if they were real.” “I don’t have that kind of stamina.” “Okay, [NAME]. There’s an easy test for this. Who would you rather make you lick their feet?” “I’ve admitted to being the True Foot Fetishist and only projecting onto others in order to fool myself into thinking I wasn’t.” “You must all abandon your horny ways.” “Hey this test is really hard if you’re just testing your horniness.” “Can we all agree that dicking down [NAME/CHARACTER] is a perfectly normal feeling?” “I’m gonna need a drink after I’m done.” “Who would you rather smash, [NAME]?” “Would you rather go to jail or get conquered?” “[NAME/CHARACTER] is the single only man in this list I’d get dicked down by.” “Weird to find out I am the most straight man in here.” “Look you have to be horny to be straight.” “Why would I want to get dicked down by an angry man?” “I wish anime men were real so I could be bi in real life.” “Real men aren’t cute. Dicks aren’t cute.” “Dicks are terrifying.” “Dicks are perfectly fine.” “Why do those porn girls suck on dicks like lollipops? I can never understand.” “I want [NAME/CHARACTER] to annihilate me.” “Sometimes the humans must give into their impulses.” “Humanity’s truest form is to go into the wild and fuck like rabbits.” “Don’t fuck rabbits unless we’re talking about bunny girls.” “Bestiality, like, men, is only good in anime, kids.” “God. I want [NAME/CHARACTER] to annihilate me also.” “[NAME/CHARACTER] looks like a stripper you’d see at someone’s bachelor/bacherlorette party and that’s the tea.” “You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.” “If I had to choose between sucking dick or even looking at [NAME/CHARACTER] I’d pick the former.” “Who would I rather bang? the one with glasses of course.” “Vote based on HORNY not on what you like. DICK not HEART.” “Cursed slutty pink.” “Slutty Pink. The latest crayon in the Crayola playset.” “I don’t want to fuck any of them.” “Cucking is the worst fetish.” “Would you fuck your clone?” “Ah, a monsterfucker. You are a man of culture.” “Think about the tentacles.”

[hdmimemes]

fifty vine starter sentences for when it’s 3am

‘ NOT ON MY WATCH. ’ ‘ you thought it was over? … ha. ’ ‘ pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i don’t give a damn. ’ ‘ aa … aaa …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ’ ‘ so you just gon’ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? ’ ‘ why are you running? why are you running? ’ ‘ just because my parents won’t let me get makeup, or piercings, doesn’t make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. ’ ‘ god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming … AAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? ’ ‘ it’s me, jessie, and ari, if he … if they test me they sorry. ’ ‘ okay guys … i’m about to say a curse word, you ready? … shut up! ’ ‘ on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. ’ ‘ i thought you were bae! … turns out you’re just fam… ’ ‘ i mean … you’re so tall, you must have a problem. ’ ‘ i sneezed, oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze? ’ ‘ sorry i’m on the toilet, hope the ice cream don’t melt! ’ ‘ oh my fuckin’ god, she fuckin’ dead. ’ ‘ I’M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN’T KILL ME! ’ ‘ we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. ’ ‘ hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, i’m a point guard. ’ ‘ i’m washing me and my clothes, bitch! i’m washing me and my clothes.. ’ ‘ MY DICK FELL OFF! ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ yogurt is just fruit sperm! and i’m not gay. ’ ‘ hi, welcome to chili’s. ’ ‘ that’s what good pussy sounds like. ’ ‘ stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb, and he’s a coward. and i am NOT  a coward! ’ ‘ if your name is ____ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand! ’ ‘ bitch! why you mad? ‘cause my pussy pops severely, and yours don’t?! ’ ‘ merry crisis. ’ ‘ i love you bitch. i ain’t gonna ever stop loving you …. bitch. ’ ‘ what up? i’m ____, i’m nineteen, and i never fuckin’ learned how to read. ’ ‘ this bitch empty! YEET! ’ ‘ and they were roommates ! ’ ‘ is that a weed?! i’m calling the police! ’ ‘ today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. ’ ‘ it is wednesday my dudes …. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- ’ ‘ i won’t hesitate, bitch! ’ ‘ welcome to bible study, we’re all children of JESUS! ’ ‘ i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. ’ ‘ you are my dad, you’re my dad! boogie woogie woogie. ’ ‘ i got two free tacos! ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! ’ ‘ turn off the flash, you fucking moron. ’ ‘ get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! ’ ‘ yes, she is a bitch. b i c t … h. ’ ‘ ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightin’? ’ ‘ don’t fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! ’

[twinsleft-blog]

shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

[inboxideas]

Anonymously give my character relationship advice.

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