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Just another meme blog for the RP heart

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Shit said in my Discord group 2

"Are you saying you’re living in a GANG WAR?" “I’m not that good at conversationaling” “Whenever ___ Is here, prepare to get documented.” “Shut your face hole mouth!” "will this lava kill me if i stand in it?" “Can I buy anything for $2?″ “What kind of Japanese ass game bullshit is this.” “What the- that mother fucking zombie just took my money!” “I can’t believe __ just got mugged by a zombie.” “Freaking... Just let me walk up to you and take your fucking money and run away.” “Oh I just ate a human heart time to kill myself.” “Healthy is good, you chuckle-headed sonuvabich” "Her character sheet says 'Vulpine Hunter,' but she has the survival instincts of a sheep." “But you could still get the wrong ghost, or even something that isn't a ghost. Summoning rituals aren't Mad Libs, ___” “I just have to figure out how to not rek you with these goblins, a statement i never thought i'd have to say” "Let me just get rid of this knife in their chest..." “Oh. My. God. I missed out on ___ being gay” "Bitter as fuck did you mean this whole group" "Death cannot come fast enough....In a platonic way, shutup___" "....Fine I'll be the fucking scalie-" "By the power of my gigantic yaoi hands, I shall survive this night!" “I’m so bored... I almost said ‘vored,’ jesus-” “Abuela is the ranged specialist, black grandma is the brawler, babushka is the fighter, and I’m the one getting my ass beat by any of them”

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and how do i send music on here???

You mean on Tumblr in general? Well there’s submissions, but most people send the ending of the link (assuming you’re going from YouTube) so it’s like this: /watch?v=GEvLye15sq0 

That way all people have to do is just add it to the end of Youtube.com and boom. There’s the video.

(That link is to My Chemical Romance’s song “Mama”, by the way)

If you’re sending from a different website then just replace all the periods with (dot) and slashes with (slash). That’s what I do anyway

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This is an inventation to ask the mun any questions you might have for them!

Or if you can’t think of a question, send ?? for the mun to say a fun fact about themselves

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This blog did not and will not send requests for bitcoin donations.

There seems to be a virus or some sort of malware going around causing blogs to “send out” chat messages to blogs that they follow asking for help with the purchase of certain items through donations of seemingly small amounts using bitcoin and adds a link to the message.

The message goes as following (at least the first message I got went like this): “Hi there buddy. I need help, I’m trying to buy a laptop and I can’t afford it. I’m about 0.36$ short, and I’d really appreciate if you could help me and transfer some money to me via bitcoin using this *link*.”

The small details in the message seems to have a few variations with the greeting, amount and purchased item showing up in different variations from formal to friendly, from 0.016 to 2$ and from a phone case to a laptop among others.

The blogs that are affected send out the messages to blogs that they follow for a long time mostly, so you are most likely to receive the message from a long time, active follower whose name you might recognize or a mutual etc. The blogs that are affected are not spam bots but actual active followers who follow the recipient for months or years and most likely the blogger who “sent” the message is unaware of the message being sent.

DO NOT OPEN THE LINK.

Opening up the link will cause the virus to spread even more and infect your computer/mobile with any sort of malware.

If you have received a message of that sort from this blog please know that it was not sent by me or within my control and ignore/delete the message without clicking the link.

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Got dozens of these and sorry if you got a spam from me!

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Only got this once and didn’t click it, hopefully it won’t spread from me. If it does, please let me know!

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Caitlin, what got you so interested in wanting to learn more about sharks?

I think ya sent this to the wrong blog, buddy. 

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Make my muse sad in two sentences

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Go on Anon and send my muse a question from yours and they will try to guess who it’s from

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Fire Emblem Heroes Nohrian Summer Sentence Starters

"____ loaned me a robe to ward of the sun. But I'm embarrassed to admit... It took me the better part of a day to realize I had put it on inside out."

"Is the heat getting to you? A freshly squeezed glass of tomato juice will help with that."

"Tanlines. What torture!" 

"Tropical islands? Forget it. And this swimsuit! Don't even get me started!" 

"I actually like walking a beach at night. But swim? In the ocean? With my body?" 

"Hey, if you like tropical islands, that's fine. Maybe it's not as bad as I say." 

"If you are disappointed by these results, then give me clothes." 

"Tell me, ____... Can you swim? If so, I would ask that you teach me. Or, at the very least... Teach me how to float."

"This flotation device is my only defense against my greatest adversary. Sinking." 

"Sorting seashells... This one from that one... Good fun." 

"I don't mean to scowl on a beach. I'm just concerned about things, that is all." 

"Should you require fun, I highly recommend a tropical vacation." 

"You have my gratitude. This will be a fine summer thanks to you."

"Anyone who works as hard as you deserves a reward—so, here! I made you a lei out of tropical flowers!"

"I took a trip to a tropical island all by myself. Doesn't that sound...mature? I'm inching closer to being a perfect lady, aren't I? Well, aren't I?"

"My swimsuit is adorable!" 

"Who wouldn't want to wear something like this on a beach?" 

"Who needs tacky swimsuits to turn heads on a beach? I've got my bright smile!"

"Is this what my big sis meant by "Summer helps a lady mature?" 

"Sorry to show up in a swimsuit, but ____ gave me a message for you so I rushed out."

"I won a ticket to an island resort but I wanted one of my siblings to use it. They all refused so I wound up going."

"Has my swimsuit caught your eye? If I could take you shopping, I'm sure we'd find one that suits you perfectly."

"I've never seen tropical fish before so I got this book that's all about them. Would you like to read it with me? Experiencing something for the first time is much better if I can share it with someone else!"

"I've never had a chance to swim in an ocean before!" 

"Tropical vacations are fun. Swimming, delicious food...! Do you like all of that too?" 

"What a lovely summer memory. I'll never forget it!"

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amelia and reese friendship for the thingy <3

Sorry, but I don’t respond to memes here; I only supply them... I also don’t know who they are.

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(Slides Rave across the table)

I have no idea who this ‘Rave’ character is, sorry.

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Hello muse, I like your blog

Mun, actually. Muse is a character. Regardless, thanks~ I’m glad you do!

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Talk to my muse!

...No really, that’s it. Talk to them. Ask them stuff. Make them blush. Make them cry. Make them question everything. I don’t care just say something to them. Go nuts.

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cullenscott replied to your post “Shit said in my Discord group”

Omg is ur server open to join

Sorry, but no. It’s not just any group to chat in; it’s a gaming group. We play games either for the hell of it or so it can be recorded and posted onto Youtube. Even if it wasn’t, we made the decision for no one else to join otherwise it’d be too crowded. 

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Shit said in my Discord group

“While you fight I’m just gonna be making my ramen” "pest control guy is ur new pokemon” "this kingler is not accepting my balls" "I just love seeing how you guys can embarrass yourselves over this" "Don't take that out of context" "Fite me I will make you short" “Oh hey dude how is it going my shipping troll homeslice breadslice shipslice” “i came platonically into this room to have a platonic good time and honestly i feel so attacked in a non sexual way” “Who is better waifu: ____ or _____? I'm asking because I'm caught in the middle of an argument about the topic, and I don't wanna settle it right away due to the fact that I wouldn't even hesitate to say ____” “MY FRIEND TEXTED ME AT FUCKING 2AM! IM GONNA GET BACK AT HIM! IVE READ UP ON PETTY REVENGE I GOT THIS!” “Sleep so you can blep” “as apparently i am double satan, i approve of not fucking no” “I thought this was about the soda for a second” “You pulled that out of your donkey. The other word for donkey. That begins with an A. And ends with an s.” "We're down one furry... This is gonna be hard” “Do I have to nickshame?” “I care about chieves because I’m a chiev hoe!” “Don’t do school, stay in vegetables and eat your drugs.” "And the Lord did say: eat a bag of dicks" "Jesus layed a hand on the tax collectors and proclaimed, "Eat my Diction." “I platonically think you’re platonically wrong platonically” “And then there’s kermit.” “We chill. We chill. We chill. We good. We good? Alright lets go.” “___ God dammit put your dick away” “It’s just a prank! It’s just a prank! It’s just a social experiment! A social experiment gone wrong! GONE WRONG!” “You will not crush me like a bug, I will crush you like a bug for the tenth time gosh dangit!” “Hey! Leave me be! I’m only slaughtering innocents! I’m not doing wrong!” “My jackets on the floor, my ego is on it, and my back hurts.” “Not only are they dying, but they’re dead.” "By the power of my gigantic yaoi hands, I shall survive this night!" "I question this group sometimes. And by sometimes I mean all the time." "I'm using my night time sexy voice" "Now we can clean house on yo ass" "welcome to the bitch house" "shoot ____ first thats all im asking" "you mother bitch" "your dad has a minion kink" "#Let_____BeThe6Foot3Baby" "i think we are killing ___ mentally" "You guys are to be honest. Great and stupid" "clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat" "You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER" "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED" "YOU STOLE THE PEEPO" "a graceful death? you mean flying into the fucking sun" "I am a howdere" "did you just call me a tiny angry gremlin" "the fuck type of kinky shit is happening" “I think dying is bad for your heath, but I’m not to certain.” "Guys help i need hardcore memes" “So I wrapped my mom's present today, and I’m looking at the wrapping paper, and it’s about as straight as ___; not at all.” "Update: FRESHMAN FRIDAY People got jumped, thrown in trashcans and shit I however, am fine" "slide back into sin mountain" "Hold up ____ likes murder children Explains why she is bias towards me" "I can't offer ideas....so I'm just...gonna go back to stabbing at ice with a knife..." "FUCKING STOP PAPPING BEFORE I FLIP MY SHIT" "Someone take food and punch me in the gut so hard that it goes into my stomach" “I see this green foot at the corner of my eye, and I think to myself “No he fucking didn’t-” And I look up and see Kermit the fucking frog holding a double barrel shotgun” “Okay shut the fuck your mouth.” "Death cannot come fast enough....In a platonic way, shut up ___" “It’s not Google, it’s Wikipedia.” “FUCK YOU! TECH SUPPORT BULLSHIT! FUCK!” “Did you just curse at me in Mexicanese?” "Being in band and playing the saxophone was always rough for dirty minded little me....i always had to practice my fingering and tonguing....”

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Send me ♪ and I’ll use a line from a song I’ve recently listened to as a starter

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Use my muses fears against them and make them uncomfortable to the point where they don’t want to leave their room

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Hello buddy..

Hey there!