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Rowan, about Aelin: I saw her drop a cupcake on the ground and then pick it up and keep eating it. You know what she said? ‘five second rule’

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Aelin, holding a snake: guys, I impulsively bought a snake. what do I name it?

Rowan: you did what??

Dorian: William Snakespeare

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Manon: I lured you all to my lair because I crave the deadliest game-

Aelin: *nodding* knife monopoly

Rowan:

Dorian:

Manon: I was actually going to hunt you all for sport, but now I’m interested in whatever knife monopoly is

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Rowan: what the fuck, why is the house on fire?

Aelin: in my defence, Lysandra was supposed to be supervising me

Lysandra: and in my defence, I myself was left unsupervised

Rowan: jesus christ

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Aelin: don’t worry, I’m fine.

Rowan: you were stabbed!

Aelin: I’ve been stabbed before!

Rowan: it’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Bryce: I'm going to summon a class 5 demon

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Lysandra: how do you cope with the stress of being a monarch so well?

Dorian: I don’t

Aelin: the trick is to play the music louder than your thoughts

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Rowan: *using Aelin’s phone*

Rowan: *sees contact named love of my life*

Rowan: aw

Rowan: wait, this isn’t my number

Rowan: *calls number*

*on the other side of the line*: this is Terrasen Chocolates. hello your majesty, would you like the usual?

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Aelin: dear Santa.

Aelin: I’m writing to let you know. I’ve been naughty.

Aelin: and it was worth it, you judgemental bastard.

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Chaol: do you want to run around the world bro

Dorian: sure bro

Chaol: *runs around Dorian*

Dorian: why’d you do that

Chaol: cause you’re my world bro

Dorian: bro

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Aelin: yes I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger

Rowan: but?

Aelin: no that’s it

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Elide: I wish you could block people in real life.

Asterin: Restraining order.

Manon: Murder.

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Chaol: 20 years ago today, I married my best friend.

Dorian: Of course, Manon and Yrene were quite mad when we did that, but we really love each other.

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Manon: hocus pocus. witch sounds. et cetera.

Chaol: *runs away, screaming in terror*

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Aelin: trust fall

Rowan, from across the room: I’m not going to catch you

Aelin: trust. fall!

Rowan: I said no-

Aelin: I’m falling!

Rowan, diving over a table to catch Aelin: FIREHEART FUCK!

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*in heir of fire*

Aelin: I hate you

Rowan, thinking: I’m going to marry this girl

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