wat

stop trippin im trippin off of the power

[sebsummersswag]

I did control myself, I limited myself to just once a day with her and trust me dear brother she wanted much much more than that. Dude...when I get married imma be super faithful, no scandals for me. Oh yes, I forgot you two weren't on a first name basis. I'm talking about Ms. Winters the teacher you had such a boner over in 9th grade.

[terrencesummersswag]

That's not self control, that's just you being a dick.. you know what, forget it. I can't stand you and you're never going to change. Good luck getting married, scumbag. Oh my fucking god, Seb! Dude, can you stop telling me about your sex life now? I already hate you, I dont need to know who you do in bed.

[sebsummersswag]

So....

[sebsummersswag]

She came on to me you african butt scratcher. Its not my fault yo dick wasn’t big enough to please her. I have plenty of friends dick, Marmalade and I are still extremely close.

[terrencesummersswag]

And you're fucking old enough to have self control you bitchass. Dont you get tired of just making my life fucking miserable? Seriously, I wish you'd just fucking move away already. I hope you become a shitty politician and get caught up in a sex scandal and that's all you're ever remembered for, douchebag. Who the fuck is Marmalade?

[sebsummersswag]

So....

[sebsummersswag]

Didn’t you already do that? And besides man….she and I only did it 20 times…tops.

[terrencesummersswag]

Yeah, guess theres nothing you can do then. Wow, you really are a jackass, arent you? Dude, do you even think before you act or think or does your penis just control everything you do? No wonder you have no friends. You're a fucking asshole, Seb.

[sebsummersswag]

So....

What exactly is the best way to get someone to forgive you for sleeping with their girlfriend?

[terrencesummersswag]

By letting them deck you in the fuckin' mouth

[terrencesummersswag]

I can now play Rock Lobster on my guitar

[justastrcnger]

I hate Cole Sprouse.

[terrencesummersswag]

Get da fuck out my face

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[gtfocatalina]

Me either. They tried to give me ketchup with my chicken nuggets and it was probably the worst day of my life.

[terrencesummersswag]

Bastards.

I heard some girl got stabbed because of ketchup once. I aint ever looking at condiments the same way again.

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[halloweenmassacrerpg]

Awesome! It’s no problem really. I exactly…do much.

[terrencesummersswag]

That's still really sweet of you though. I appreciate it. It's just a lot of people would just ignore a person in need. You're like the good samaritan 

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[fckin-mallory]

Being belittled is the least of my problems. I’ve had much worse than that thrown at me. You’ve obviously got it pretty good.

[terrencesummersswag]

It adds on to it and makes everything worse. How do I obviously have it pretty good? You dont even know me.

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[halloweenmassacrerpg]

Uh, if that’d be okay with you then that sounds perfect.

[terrencesummersswag]

Of course it's okay! I can always use help. I should be thanking you for offering to help me find Heisenberg

[justastrcnger]

You lookin’ good today, booboo. Say cheese.

[terrencesummersswag]

Excuse me while I Cole Sprouse you by taking a picture of you taking a picture

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[gtfocatalina]

Isn’t that a brand of ketchup?

[terrencesummersswag]

I cant trust ketchup.

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[fckin-mallory]

I don’t give a fuck what they say. I’ve heard a lot worse than “woman.” Trust me. 

Why’re you getting so sensitive about it? God damn.

[terrencesummersswag]

So you're just okay with someone belittling you like that? I may be an 'idiot' but I have a filter to what's hurtful.

Because ignorance is what keeps this world from progressing.

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[halloweenmassacrerpg]

Oh my gosh. I could…help find him only I’d have no idea where to look.

[terrencesummersswag]

I was going to go out looking for him, so if you want to tag along that'd be really nice of you. Then if we find him you can play with him.

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[fckin-mallory]

As if I care. I really don’t. 

[terrencesummersswag]

I'm sure you dont like it when assholes use "woman" as an insult. Same thing goes for what you're saying.

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[fckin-mallory]

I definitely meant like crazy. But let’s be honest, you’re kind of an idiot, too. 

[terrencesummersswag]

You still shouldnt be using a disability as an insult.

[terrencesummersswag]

Has anyone seen Heisenberg?

[halloweenmassacrerpg]

Oh I love puppies! 

[terrencesummersswag]

He's so adorable! You'd like him. He loves to cuddle and he's like super friendly to new people.

Only... he's lost right now.