Politically Savvy

Sebastian Summers. 19. Future President. Libertarian.

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I did control myself, I limited myself to just once a day with her and trust me dear brother she wanted much much more than that. Dude…when I get married imma be super faithful, no scandals for me. Oh yes, I forgot you two weren’t on a first name basis. I’m talking about Ms....

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Dude did you even really care about her? You guys were only together for like 2 years. I am going to get married dick breath, I've actually gotta couple great prospects lined up. Dude you know you wanna know...you live vicariously through my penis.

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My apartment is freezing. Also, I need to get a roommate…why do you all suck so much?

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I hope you don’t think I suck too much.

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…you’re an entirely different story all…

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Oh well good…I uh-you were pretty great too.

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I like to think I know what I’m doing…even when I’m almost blackout drunk.

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You definitely did...at least from what I remember of it.

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My apartment is freezing. Also, I need to get a roommate…why do you all suck so much?

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I hope you don’t think I suck too much.

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…you’re an entirely different story all...

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Oh well good...I uh-you were pretty great too.

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My apartment is freezing. Also, I need to get a roommate…why do you all suck so much?

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I hope you don’t think I suck too much.

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…you’re an entirely different story all together.

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Is that a good thing?

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I don’t know. I haven’t quite figured that out yet.

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Well I certainly hope its good. You really seemed into me the other night.

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My apartment is freezing. Also, I need to get a roommate…why do you all suck so much?

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I hope you don’t think I suck too much.

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…you’re an entirely different story all together.

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Is that a good thing?

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My apartment is freezing. Also, I need to get a roommate…why do you all suck so much?

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I hope you don't think I suck too much.

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She came on to me you african butt scratcher. Its not my fault yo dick wasn’t big enough to please her. I have plenty of friends dick, Marmalade and I are still extremely close.

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And you’re fucking old enough to have self control you bitchass. Dont you get tired of just...

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I did control myself, I limited myself to just once a day with her and trust me dear brother she wanted much much more than that. Dude...when I get married imma be super faithful, no scandals for me. Oh yes, I forgot you two weren't on a first name basis. I'm talking about Ms. Winters the teacher you had such a boner over in 9th grade.

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So....

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Didn’t you already do that? And besides man….she and I only did it 20 times…tops.

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Yeah, guess theres nothing you can do then. Wow, you really are a jackass, arent you? Dude, do you even think before you act or think or does your penis just control everything you do? No wonder you have no friends. You’re a fucking asshole, Seb.

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She came on to me you african butt scratcher. Its not my fault yo dick wasn't big enough to please her. I have plenty of friends dick, Marmalade and I are still extremely close.

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So....

What exactly is the best way to get someone to forgive you for sleeping with their girlfriend?

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By letting them deck you in the fuckin’ mouth

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Didn't you already do that? And besides man....she and I only did it 20 times...tops.

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So....

What exactly is the best way to get someone to forgive you for sleeping with their girlfriend?

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I have a lot of alcohol.

Oh, I bet you do. 

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I guess I am then. Should I pick you up?

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Sure, why not. I’ll be too drunk to drive home anyway.

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I'll be over soon beautiful.

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I have a lot of alcohol.

Oh, I bet you do. 

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Wanna come over and have some?

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…You’re lucky I’m having a bad day and need to get wasted.

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I guess I am then. Should I pick you up?

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I have a lot of alcohol.

Oh, I bet you do. 

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Wanna come over and have some?

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How are ya beautiful?

Does avoiding you people count as doing something?

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How can I do that?

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Prove it. Make me like you.

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Well let me take you on a date then beautiful.

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How are ya beautiful?

Does avoiding you people count as doing something?

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I’m just good at getting people to like me….not overconfident.

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Oh, do elaborate. Try me.

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How can I do that?

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How are ya beautiful?

Does avoiding you people count as doing something?

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I’m just good at getting people to like me….not overconfident.

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Oh, do elaborate. Try me.

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How are ya beautiful?

Does avoiding you people count as doing something?

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I don’t gorgeous, I know.

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Someone’s overconfident. 

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I'm just good at getting people to like me....not overconfident.