The Best Advice

Great advice that'll have you boinking your teacher crush in no time. Submits always open!

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TCC Tip #36

Harass them on their school email until they HAVE to give out their personal email. Works every time.

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TCC Tip #35

Blackmail isn’t blackmail if they can’t prove that you’re the one doing the blackmail.

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TCC Tip #34

Go to college and become a teacher so you can become your TC’s colleague and seduce them years later

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Jesus someone's going to actually take this advice and get expelled lol

The name of the blog is literally “terrible advice” so if they do that sounds like a them problem

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Wait so. Ur a teacher?

No no no sorry if that wasn’t clear!! Someone else sent that as a submit and I responded at the bottom lol

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TCC Tip #33:

Are you young for your grade and doomed to not turn 18 until after graduation? Life hack: fail all your classes and get held back so you can be around ur TC when you’re legal

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funny story. im a teachers pet. hes an english teacher. we were acting out the crucible in class. his character was john proctor. i didnt know anything about the play but i wanted to be abigail because she just sounded cool. turns out abby seriously flirts with proctor the whole play. it was a great excuse to flirt with him.

Damn that’s actually living the dream ngl

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Tcc tip #32:

Key his car. It will give you some quality time togheter and an anecdote you can always laugh about.

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Tcc tip #31

Push him down the stairs “by accident” so you can visit him in hospital to show him you care.

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I had to follow you even though I'm in the other tcc (and old and married) cause this blog is gold!!!

Why thank you! Happy to have ya!

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Your blog is amazing! I’m laughing so much. Thank you ❤️

You’re very welcome friend!

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TCC Tip #30

Want to let him know you like him? Bring a banana to class and ask him if you can eat it in class to let him know you’re DTF!

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TCC Tip #29

Stalk your TC’s parents on Facebook, then, bring it up in real life with him! It’s the equivalent of “meeting the parents” stage in any relationship! He’ll be proud of how mature you are and definitely not creeped out in shape or form.

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I wasn’t actually going to give *real* advice here since that would be the exact opposite of the point of this blog, but people keep asking and I’m not gonna turn them away!!

So I might publish some advice asks too!

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TCC Tip #28

Honestly WHY would they even be a teacher if they don’t want to bang students???? There’s no perks except the banging, really, like, just look at their paychecks???????

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Can you get me an advice?

I can get you an best advice :^)

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Your blog is hilarious! Truly makes me laugh and also wonder if anyone followed these advices

Tbh I hope NOT lol Imagine being a teacher and having to deal with these