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@terrible-trees
Embarrass all of your family and friends by hanging your Christmas tree upside down for absolutely no logical or necessary reason at all. Don't forget to leave an awkward mound of presents nearby to express how unique and "out of the box" you are.
Consider putting up this frail excuse of nature if you want your tree to literally be on the news for how ugly it is. Top it off with a giant pretzel as a metaphor of the knot it has formed in everyone's Christmas heart.
Build this Christmas interpretation of what millions of loose spiders might do to a ladder in your garage if you wish to violently clothesline running children and drunk family members looking for the bathroom.
Wish your loved ones "Peace on Earth" by showcasing a trio of trees constructed from the empty shells of oysters you heartlessly ate at your sister's holiday brunch yesterday.
Use this half-constructed disappointment to tell your family "I don't love you anymore."
This magical tree used to be green until hundreds of birds shit all over it.
The innocent children of this household did not have time to finish opening their presents because this tree DEVOURED THEIR SOULS.
Thanks to a friend for making me aware of this "dream tree challenge," which serves to remind us all that sometimes dreams never come true.
Nothing says "I'm homicidal" quite like this Christmas version of the elephant graveyard. Complete your sentimental atmosphere by looping the scene where Mufasa dies somewhere nearby.
Add spears to your tree to really help Christmas Day get out of hand.
Show your aunt what you really think about her shitty Christmas gift by ripping out its pages, BURNING THEM, and forming it back into the tree it used to be.
Showcase your Christmas spirit by using this tree to remind your guests that hell is waiting for them.
This is a snowman, idiot.
This is a robot's way of saying, "Fuck you."
You missed a spot.
Put your tree through an industrial shredder and remould it for this season's "pile of garbage" look.
Notice that this inspiration comes from an actual printed magazine. We can only assume the publication is called "Things My Dog Wouldn't Stop Annoying Me With, So I Glued Them Together and Added Some Mismatched Ribbon To Persuade Others It Is Art."