tit confessions archive

the conphessional, digitized explore the archive on desktop!

[lizery]

[cyba-love]

Yeah man idk I just like them just the way they are

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Sins confessed in Stockholm - September 13

I clogged the toilet on the first date I had with a guy I had been crushing on for a whole year. He was so goddamn hot it is unreal. I felt so embarrassed. I tried to fix it by scooping the poop with my hands from the toilet bowl. I fixed it and washed my hands hysterically, but I thought my hands smelled like poop the entire evening. I convinced myself he smelled it too. I haven’t talked to him since.

I’ve had no idea how to explain to my post-USSR family that I am flying from Latvia to Stockholm to see two twinks yap.

**I realized I was trans when I watched [...] for the first time, my friend wanted [...], I wanted to be the [...].

When I was doing my autism assessment I accidentally ended up in a conversation with my occupational therapist while holding my urine test.

I used to tie up my Barbies and descend them into pretend lava as a form of torture.

HELP COMPLETE THE ARCHIVE! Send a message if you know of any sins that haven't been recorded on this blog, or if you encounter anything that’s wrong.

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Sins confessed in Frankfurt - September 11

I wrote a German!core phanfiction about you two - Dan works at a bank and is forced to fake date the CEO (Phil) of a competing bank for pride month promos.

My mom drove me to WAD but she didn't have a ticket so she waited for me in the car while I was at the show.

HELP COMPLETE THE ARCHIVE! Send a message if you know of any sins that haven't been recorded on this blog, or if you encounter anything that’s wrong.

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Sins confessed in Warsaw - September 9

I once said that you guys were my cousins who died in an accident in class because I was ashamed to say I had two twink YouTubers as my phone wallpaper.

I told my middle aged co-worker that I’m going to see two YouTubers in Warsaw and she asked me if I’m going to see Jake Paul. 

HELP COMPLETE THE ARCHIVE! Send a message if you know of any sins that haven't been recorded on this blog, or if you encounter anything that’s wrong. 

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Sins confessed in Berlin - September 8

I pegged a cop who was my ex’s best friend. 

Gave the worst piece of cake to my boyfriend because I was angry at him.

My straight boyfriend and I got engaged on Friday. We haven’t told anyone yet you are the first to know.

I told my grandma that you guys are straight brothers when she asked and she believes it to this day, and every day it gets more awkward.

My friend cancelled on me for the show tonight so I sold their ticket and kept the money.

HELP COMPLETE THE ARCHIVE! Send a message if you know of any sins that haven't been recorded on this blog, or if you encounter anything that’s wrong. 

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Sins confessed in Copenhagen - September 7

Once somebody called me by the wrong name and I just simply never corrected them. We went to school together for three years.

The last time I went for a run I took a huge shite in a forest and I have not been out running since, I'm too embarrassed.

I get up really early in the morning so I can sneak watch me and my boyfriend’s show without him. I am currently two seasons ahead of him.

HELP COMPLETE THE ARCHIVE! Send a message if you know of any sins that haven't been recorded on this blog, or if you encounter anything that’s wrong.

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Sins confessed in Antwerp - September 4

I have access to my ex’s messaging account, so I used to log in and delete his messages so he would think he would have nothing to respond to. 

I seriously considered getting a cat whiskers-themed tattoo as a teen – a cat whisker tramp stamp or something – and honestly I still might do it. 

I fantasize about biting you both. Not even sexually just to express how stressed you’ve made me these last few months.

I hooked up with my mentor fresher's week – in Dutch you refer to your mentors as your mummy or daddy.

My mother doesn't know I'm here. I called her from the bathroom to tell her I'm definitely at home in Dijon, France, 500 km away.

HELP COMPLETE THE ARCHIVE! Send a message if you know of any sins that haven't been recorded on this blog, or if you encounter anything that's wrong.

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hello followers of the terrible influence sins blog!

just a heads up that I will be active on this blog doing some re-organizing and maintenance for the next week or so. I'm going to migrate all the sins from the google doc to tumblr, sorting sins by show date/location - and also clean up the desktop blog. I want to make the archive something that is localized more here on tumblr than on a doc, basically! (but the doc will still remain accessible.)

all the new posts I make will be tagged #tit confessions archive, just fyi - i'll refrain from flooding your dash with too many new posts per day, though. don't worry.

also, once I'm finished, if any of you want to take a peek at the desktop blog and let me know if anything is wonky, I'd appreciate it! I'll update this post when everything's finished.

thank you! :D

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Hi!! I had no idea this blog existed until now, but I have audio of all the Plymouth confessions!! Sorry for being months late; I would've submitted them in the form if I'd seen it!! -W

My children ruined my life by introducing me to Dan and Phil. Now I'm here.

I once told a boy I was moving to Germany because I was too awkward to break up with him. I then had to hide from him in Tesco a week later. I'm not a fan of confrontation.

Took my mum to Interactive Introverts and had to explain to her why a room full of teenagers was singing about Ladydoors.

I used to leave my window open at night hoping Slenderman would take me away to his mansion in the woods so I could have a gay […]mance with Jeff the Killer. I was a girl.

When I was 15, I was trying to save my sexy gay fanart to the hidden folder on my phone, and then I realised that I had actually airdropped the photos to my dad!!!!!

hello!! thank you so much!! i've added them - now the doc is 74% (as opposed to 73%) complete, lol. i'm glad people are still finding this blog. anyone may deliver me tit sins at any time, no matter how much time has elapsed since the final show.

thanks again ✞

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Hi!

I just realized you didn’t have any confessions for Orlando. Luckily, I went to that show and took notes! I didn’t record (and my memory can be pretty bad sometimes lol) so I might be missing one or two and they’re summaries not word for word accurate but here’s what I put in my notes app:

1. (I think from a straight boyfriend who didn’t know who they are) I’m here with my pregnant fiancé and I’m pretty sure you guys were on in the background when the child was conceived

2. I like letting guys buy me drinks even though I’m a lesbian

3. One time I peed myself because I was watching your livestream and was afraid I’d miss something

4. One time I edged to skibidi toilet so hard I busted my gyatt in front of the rizzler

(I’m pretty confident I got the wording right on that last one lol)

Unfortunately, I don’t remember the fifth one (assuming there was a fifth one which I’m guessing there was) and I doubt I will since it’s been 4 months but if anything ever reminds me of it I’ll try to let you know!

Also, sorry if this is too late!

oh my god, no, you're not too late!! thank you for unearthing the Orlando sins after all this time - this is awesome. I truly thought they had been lost forever. four out of five is great and if you ever recall the fifth feel free to return to tell me!

thanks again! I shall add them to the doc soon 🖤 (also tagging @leafsfromthevine because i know they'll be happy about this lol)

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TIT Confessions Archive

✞ Terrible Influence Confessions Archive An archive of the sins dnp have forgiven us for during tit 2024-2025 (created using audience subm

Here in its blasphemous glory is the finalized archive of sins confessed by phannies around the world during Dan and Phil's Terrible Influence Tour!

For your reading and reminiscing pleasure.

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happy valentine's day from the tit sins archive blog!! 🖤🤍❤️ :3

image sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

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terrible influence tour confessions archive - final request for sin submissions! (art above by @pierogish)

since this blog was started in october, over 120 submissions have been made to this archive, and a total of 238 sins have been recorded. broken down by leg, those 238 sins look like this:

europe - 32/40 sins (80%)

north america - 127/170 sins (75%)

australia and aotearoa nz - 16/35 sins (46%)

uk and ireland - 53/90 sins (59%)

the netherlands and iceland - 10/10 sins (100%)

total - 238/345 sins (69%), meaning this archive is over 2/3 complete. i'd love to get it as complete as i can by the end of february! if you attended a show, you can CHECK THE ARCHIVE HERE to see if any sins from your show are missing from the doc, and you can submit any sins you recall HERE - you don't have to remember them word-for-word. even the idea or gist of a sin is helpful for me to begin with.

to anyone who has contributed to this doc in the past few months, thank you!! giving you all a high-five 💫

the following seven shows have had zero sins submitted, and are therefore highest priority:

vancouver

orlando

fort lauderdale

perth

adelaide

london (night two)

newcastle

[feel free to reblog and share this post so more people can discover the archive, too. i don't know if most twitter phannies even know this archive exists, as i myself do not exist over there]

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the final two confessions of the terrible influence tour - by PeachlessDan. x, x

[farfetchdquest]

just had a lesbian experience in a church parking lot???

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link: terrible influence tour confessions archive

✰ REYKJAVIK! ✰ submit the sins read aloud at your show by filling out this form

(note that to submit sins, you don't need to remember them verbatim - even the gist of a sin is helpful as a starting point for the archive!)