terribly bad ideas

welcome to our blog of terribly bad ideas. we do not endorse any of the following terribly bad ideas. if you happen to do any of these terribly bad ideas, please reblog with photographic evidence.

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me: what's a bad idea?

justine: *loud grunt noise*

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desu ka desu ka desu ka desu ka desu ka

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spend 7 hours scrolling on your For You page on tiktok just to strain your eyes and realize how lonely and meaningless your life is 

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if you are a twin, switch places with your other twin and attend all their classes for a day and see if anyone notices

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unless you aren’t identical twins, in which case definitely do this

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eat a nut when you are not a squirrel

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call your boyfriend by another name just to see how he reacts and immediately go like 🥺

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if you are a twin, switch places with your other twin and attend all their classes for a day and see if anyone notices

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if it’s too hot in your house, just buy a freezer and sit in it

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or shit in it, but i don’t know how that would help

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pull the tail off a lizard because apparently they grow back but also lizards with just a stub on the back of their back look really funny

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if it’s too hot in your house, just buy a freezer and sit in it

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skydive without a parachute

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climb mount everest without bringing any of those altitude changing breathe thingies and see what happens

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the love of your life has just moved away from you. instead of diligently pursuing a long-distance relationship with your soulmate, burn your house down because you are an arsonist

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climb a ladder to the top of your house’s roof and have your friend take away the ladder so you must figure out a way to get down without breaking all your limbs because limbs are important for survival

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fall down a cliff and summon a ginormous fucking toad at the last second to break your fall by bouncing on its head

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create a tumblr account just for the sake of posting bad ideas while you’re slightly tipsy off stella rosa black

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if you are a musician, please do not chop off all of your fingers.

if you are not a musician, please also do not chop off all of your fingers.