I LOVE BEING A TELEPATH

DNI if your mind's boring, I want entertainment

[terrifyingtelepath]

THE TELEPATH HAS ENTERED THE ROOM!

Oi there, I'm ""evil"" momozo takenaka (momozo is my first name, so you better call me my last name to show some respect!) but some call me the terrifying telepath!

Obviously, I'm a telepath that's wayyy better than any ESPer that's ever existed! I've never worn earplugs in my entire life because messing around with people's minds is my hobby. Don't mess with me or you'll see just what I can do.

Everyone around me is a wimp that I can easily manipulate, don't claim to be my friend unless if we're on the same level.

My tags, or whatever those people call them: # your mind's boring (asks) # brainwaves would kill you (non-asks) # don't underestimate me (talking to myself) # god is jealous of me (art) # telepathy is superior (ooc)

//OOC INTRO!

//Hello everyone!! It's @ikuzusuohs back with another evil mp100 blog...I decided to make momo because he's my favorite character (!!) and wanted to claim him before anyone else could LMAO

I'll say this again, any rude or mean things on this blog are just me trying to stay in character! This blog is completely satire and I don't want anyone to take it seriously. Both me and evil momo are minors so no weird stuff! Also, English is not my first language so there's bound to be mistakes. I also might not respond to asks right away since I have TWO (!!!) askblogs.

Please enjoy!

[terrifyingtelepath]

Now many many years ago when I was 23

I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son in law and changed my very life

My daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife

...excuse me?

[terrifyingtelepath]

*steals ibuprofen and leaves*

NO.

[terrifyingtelepath]

FEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESHFEESH *for 10 hours*

[Projects screaming into your mind]

[terrifyingtelepath]

*projects brain rot into your mind* *projects brain rot into your mind* *projects brain rot into your mind* *projects brain rot into y

-@kurata-crap

projects aliens into your mind. how's that FUCKING LOSER

[terrifyingtelepath]

blows up pancakes with mind

blows up your ass with mind

[terrifyingtelepath]

* Bites you and scurries away*

-the rat that bites gay people

GET BACK HERE!!!!

[terrifyingtelepath]

*Rick rolls you with my mind*

OI!!!!!!!

[terrifyingtelepath]

hello you wicked little pissboy

...don't call me that.

[terrifyingtelepath]

takenaka what if i. *vividly pictures evil takenaka in the style of thomas jefferson miku binder with cringey side notes* subject you to that. ur an omega btw.

EXCUSE ME????!!?!????

[terrifyingtelepath]

What's the most FUCKED UP THING YOUVE EVEAR HEARD.......................... /pun

Anything, really. But it has got to be @evil-shigeo's mind... That guy's the only one that can make me pull out my earplugs, eugh.

[terrifyingtelepath]

oh fuck, when did you get a blog??

- @evil-shigeo

{ omg should bom and takenaka be friends or something since theyre both entitled espers??? or enemies }

my blog's obviously better than yours though, that one's guaranteed.

[terrifyingtelepath]

hi telenaka. a gift

it's you!

Uhm...thanks..? And that is not me. Did you at least cook it?

[Takenaka steps forward and carefully observes the first, grabs it, and throws it on the ground]

It's raw, and...alive? NEVER APPROACH ME EVER AGAIN! ESPECIALLY WITH A LIVE FISH!!

[kurata-crap]

loser.

[ @terrifyingtelepath ]

FREAK!!! Your only hobby is peaking at people’s minds!! You SUCK!!!

[terrifyingtelepath]

it's "peeking" not "peaking". Get better at spelling stuff before you try and insult me.

[terrifyingtelepath]

//DUDE WHY CANT I ANSWER TO ANY ASKS ON THIS BLOG HELLO

[terrifyingtelepath]

//SHOOT I FORGOT TO ENABLE ASKS FOR THIS BLOG it's on now

[evil-shigeo]

MP100 Evil-Verse Masterlist

{ if you wanna add a blog to the list send me a DM! }

@ask-evil-ritsu <- { original i think? }

@ikuzusuohs

@evil-shigeo

@evil-reigen

@sinisterserizawa

@terribleteruki

@benevolent-dimple

@kurata-crap

[terrifyingtelepath]

intro post soon. Be prepared