For many of us McDaniel College is a wonderful experience for the first week. That is until the very first Sunday. Why? Because after all the boos, partying, and lack of supervision and maintenance, the bathrooms are in complete disarray.
The following blog will present tips on how we can minimize the terror of college bathrooms.
Lift the toilet seat, pee, place the seat back down
if you don't lift the seat, AIM!
If, you cannot aim, WIPE THE SEAT!
Place all sanitary napkins in the box
Check the seat before you sit
Following these simple tips will keep the next visitors happy for years to come. Dont forget to flush your seat barrier too.
It was my freshman year, and I was having a good morning. I went to the gym, grabbed some food, and proceeded to get shower ready. I placed on my towel and packed up my caddy. I ran into the bathroom and placed my objects down, then positioned the shower curtain inside of the shower pan. I turned on the hot water and waited. Then i stepped in the shower. SURPRISE.
The guy before me had just did full body grooming of a yetti! (maybe it was the Terror) I mean he must have plucked, cut, and tweezed every hair from head to toe, and every place inbetween. Now although he left out well groomed, the shower was in complete disarray.
Always leave the water running when you need to shave or groom in the shower. This will keep your pores open, make hair softer to your blade and wash down the trimmings, which makes easy for clean up.
Always rinse down the surface where you groom afterwards just for courtesy.
If you dry shave/groom, Always use a liner. By using a liner, you can make clean up a breeze. When your done, pick it up and place it in the trash making sure not to spill.
McDaniel has pretty big trashcans so maybe even open the lid and shave over it.
This brings me to RULE NUMBER THREE:
Always, pack your shower caddy with all the toiletries you need plus your KEYS! Nothing is fun about being locked out of your room like this, while everyone (including that creepy kid you think will shoot up the school) sees you.
Always place the shower curtain inside of the shower pan before cutting on the water. (if you dont do this, WATER WILL BE EVERYWHERE, and the people that are rushing into the bathroom after you will be forced to step in your cold, dirty water)
by following those tips you can decrease the cases of sock-shock and def-con level 5 embarrassment.
There will be traces of explosive diarrhea
Sperm on the toilet seats, sinks, and counter-tops
NO ONE IS COMING TO CLEAN IT UP EITHER!
(so what do you do on Sunday when you have to go)
Use another buildings facilities.
The swimming pool will have clean showers
Go to an academic building, these bathrooms are the cleanest.
Levine has the cleanest bathrooms on campus and by far they smell the best too.
That's all for now, KEEP YOUR HEAD UP.
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