Tesco (tes if ur ox @oxford-dictionary-offical)

Now part of the officalverse

[tesco-offical]

On my hunger games

Applications are open for year 2 of tesco hunger games

You can apply if you have a spare i

the applications closes on the 1st of August

You have roughly 5 whole months there is no rush

You can apply multiple blogs, both yours and others, BUT if someone asks to be removed i will remove them

There will be late applications for if new officals join between the 1st and 5th of August

The games start on the 6th of August at noon

there can be unlimited applicants

APPLY VIA COMMENT OR REBLOG OF ORIGINAL POST IF ITS A REBLOG OF A REBLOG I WONT SEE IT

we do currently have 9 applicants all of whom applied within 1 week of the previous ending

Applicants will be added beneath cut and then in reblogs when I overtag

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical

@satan-offical

@lime-offical

@lemon-offical

@tesco-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@no-one-offical

@hanahaki-disease-offical

@snom-offical

@ib-offical

@burning-britain-official

@jojamart-offical

@eredin-offical

@someone-official

@golden-corral-offical

@bayleef-offical

@netherlands-offical

@jackfrost-offical

@ufo-offical

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[tesco-offical]

Hi, Tes.

I realize that I never told you, but the main blog I was made under was terminated and therefore I can never post again as myself. I am sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but I hope you aren't too upset

- Ox @oxford-dictionary-offical

(hi ox's mod here, I was termed and can longer get into oxford's blog and I lowkey forgot to tell you, also idk if youre still active but in the off chance you are and still care here)

ok

I suppose then that this is goodbye for now

[laciffo-natas]

By the way, you all definitely SHOULD NOT log off in between the 18th and 20th, definitely DO NOT WHATSOEVER protest the new update by logging off, you SHOULD NOT log off and participate in a blackout, this is a BAD IDEA.

Definitely DO NOT go check out @yourlocalfandomfriendo's blog for more information, because this is a BAD BAD THING. We SHOULD NOT protest and we SHOULD live in silence.

DEFINITELY DO NOT also only reblog the original post to further the protest. That would be BAD.

THIS IS TOTALLY NOT ME EXPRESSING SUPPORT FOR THE BLACKOUT. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT SARCASTIC.

[snom-offical]

if this feature does get rolled out

I would like us to boycott the entire day after it happens

Share this post to tell people

[snom-offical]

I will permanently deactivate all my blogs if I have to

[burning-britain-official]

Wait what no

[snom-offical]

I'm going to do tomorrow

If its not fixed I will push it to 2 days

Then 4

Then a week

Then 2

If its still not fixed I will do a month

Then 2

Then 4

Then 8

Then a year

Then permanently deactivate

[snom-offical]

if this feature does get rolled out

I would like us to boycott the entire day after it happens

Share this post to tell people

[snom-offical]

Emotion

I have a theory on why human emotion is unique and irreplaceable by ai and its that once we feel something we will never feel that exact way ever again. Our being changes every single second so even if we repeat that experience that led to that emotion we will not feel the same way about it. The joy, pain, sorrow, anger and millions of other emotions we feel are unique second to second in a way that can never be repeated even for other people.

This is reflected in art, music and cinema. When someone sets out to create a piece of art they have a vision in their mind of what it will be and the final result will never perfectly be what was first imagined and that is what invokes emotion on the viewer/listener.

it's also why live theatre, dances, and concerts are more emotion invoking than listening to music on Spotify or watching the performance on your phone.

[snom-offical]

also this is me saying that i believe in the philosophy of i think therefore i am and that that means that second by second we die and are completely new people. You only get to be you once so be the youest that you can

[tesco-offical]

may I please apply to be part of the hunger games when they come up again?

yes

[tesco-offical]

On my hunger games

Applications are open for year 2 of tesco hunger games

You can apply if you have a spare i

the applications closes on the 1st of August

You have roughly 5 whole months there is no rush

You can apply multiple blogs, both yours and others, BUT if someone asks to be removed i will remove them

There will be late applications for if new officals join between the 1st and 5th of August

The games start on the 6th of August at noon

there can be unlimited applicants

we do currently have 9 applicants all of whom applied within 1 week of the previous ending

Applicants will be added beneath cut and then in reblogs when I overtag

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical

@satan-offical

@lime-offical

@lemon-offical

@tesco-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@no-one-offical

@hanahaki-disease-offical

@snom-offical

@ib-offical

@burning-britain-official

@jojamart-offical

@eredin-offical

@someone-official

[jackfrost-offical]

*war flashbacks*

...

[tesco-offical]

I am submitting myself and Bayleef-offical for the hunger games 🫡

Okee

[tesco-offical]

there's 12 squared plus one squared of you

Thanku

Also thanks to the person who tagged me ad one of the big ones alongside @satan-offical @temu-offical and @tagging-officals-offical because I am not one of the big four but ye believe in me and that makes me happy

[tesco-offical]

5 months later there is now 13 squared plus root 49 of you

[tesco-offical]

This hunger game... It sounds interesting. May I compete when I am mortal again?

- @eredin-offical

You don't need to become mortal again, we are all mortal inside the arena

[tesco-offical]

Can I apply for the hunger games?

Yes you can

[tesco-offical]

may i apply for the tesco hunger games 🙏

- @ib-offical

yes

[tesco-offical]

how does one apply for the tesco hunger games

ask, comment or reblog

[amnesia-offical]

Reblog if you would block your mutual for making an AI chatbot of you :)

[tesco-offical]

officals, when is your character birth month

jan

feb

Mar

Apr

May

Jun

Jul

Aug

Sep

Oct

Nov

Dec

Voting ended onJan 30

[tesco-offical]

@robert-the-3dprinter-offical

@book-offical

@demonic-bee-offical

@i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical

Start thinking of what your best moments from the first Tesco Offical Hunger Games ™

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

Elaborate pls

[tesco-offical]

you and 3 other people signed up to be interviewed as a viewer of the games because there was no survivors for the victory tour

[i-throw-chairs-at-you-offical]

OH RIGHT thank yew I had forgotten

Do I tell you now or just like think abt it?

[tesco-offical]

just think about it, maybe write it down I will be making the proper post next week