Snom

The only god in the pokeoficcalverse. He/him pronouns. Birthday Dec 6.

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i did it

i finished snek

@tumblr @staff

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this is on par with other great achievements of mine such as reaching the peak in peak, baking a golden pie crust first try from my own pie dough and making the perfect (in my opinion) sandwich

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today in my maths exam I got 0.2s and a 0.4 in people

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

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just a little tap?

[killer-offical]

dni giants above 5'2. okay height hoarders, you can leave

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mod is 6'1 somehow

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MAN I'M SHORT AS HELL STOP TAKING ALL THE HEIGHT😔💔/J/SILLY

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im 180 something cm but I don't know the exact number

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happy pride month

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[kermitthebomber-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨🚔☠️

Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?

[laciffo-natas]

✅🌹❄️🪽🎀

???? LET IT GOO???????

[existing-offical]

✨️🪄🏳️‍⚧️🙏❓️

??? Will we be praying to magically transition or sum??

[burning-britain-official]

✋️👍🔥🍛🐜

I stop and have a really good fire ant soup?

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💅🐢🎢🍳🪼

Uhhhh

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i love piracy

[snom-offical]

Me too

[satan-offical]

Guys

I made a mistake

[1kit]

Pen ink, yeah?

[satan-offical]

Water colour.

[snom-offical]

Just rinse it off under some water

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Attention, citizens of the Eggpire, father has some very important news for you

We recommend you listen

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! TODAY IS THE EGGPIRE'S 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY! THATS RIGHT 1 YEAR AGO TODAY I MADE THIS BLOG AND ITS GROWN SO BIG!!

AND I SAID "WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!" SO WE'RE DOING AN ANNIVERSARY EVENT ON TUMBLR DOT COM! ALL OF TUMBLR! YOU ARENT READY FOR THIS! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TAKEN OVER, BY GUESS WHAT? SAGE? METAL? RELEASE THE VIRUS!!

THAT'S RIGHT! STEEL SHEEN! ALL MACHINE! NO FLESH! LOOK AT THAT! THE METAL VIRUS IS BACK!

EXCEPT WE DIDNT STOP THERE, WE HAD TO DO MORE! WE'VE REDECORATED THE BLOG!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MAMA!? WE'VE GOT A NEW LOOK!

YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED TO REBLOG THIS! NOW GO PING YOUR FRIENDS AND ROBOTICIZE THEM WITH THE VIRUS!

@mamarobotnikoffical @ametalsonic @themetallicoverlord @sagerobotnik @that-one-fuckass-stone-image @gaster-wd @theultimateshadow @twilight-princess-link-official @ang3l-ocean @totallynotmimic1-m2 @orbot-and-cubot @tailsbot98761 @ilovefruitymen @trans-girl-weird @illuminating-dawn @hekate-offical @deciduousfuckhead @evil-bread-offical @eeeevilwizardwhomstdoesthings @silliest-friendliest-clown @kitsunamiiii @peepawsonic @adjdhsue @pineato1 @ireland-offical @jeff-the-evil-wizard @raddest-highway @dutifullynervouscloud @cats-are-gods @hdeahd @do-not-you-dare @ink-sans0fficial @doodlethehedgie @some-kind-of-horrid-gremlin @nameless-vessel @gizmo9133 @silly0dd-creature @sans-the-skeleconch @percyjacksonenthusiast @optimus-prime-offical and EVERYONE ELSE I DIDNT MENTION, BY THE DEVIL FROM THE BIBLE THERE’S A LOT OF YOU!!! Thank you for following this dumb little blog of mine i made at a whim, it means the world to me!

And special shoutouts to the first 10 followers of the Eggpire: @xhais @crowsarttrove @myparkispleasant @not-the-bees-again @helpmemiku @stormcloud3 @that1guy2 @sirpladtheregretful @nerdwholikesnerdythings and @odysseusandorpheus

I may not be the best at remembering names, especially with how many of you there are, but i'll never forget how grateful I am that this silly little blog I made on a whim has brought a little something into your lives! Thank you so much for being here!

Honestly my whole journey here so far has reminded me of one Technoblade quote, i wont share the whole quote since its a long one about Skyblock but i will share what's stuck with me and i think should stick with all of you:

"No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come."

I hope you all continue to live your lives as the proudest you that you can be!

And remember! If some random girl on the internet can get 200+ people to smile because she's passionate about who she is then there's no doubt in my mind you can make someone smile the same way too!

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nice try but I am a god

[evil-ant-offical]

You guys aren't going to like me for this but

This

Is better than Terry's chocolate orange

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i like mint most so I can't say anything

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i ate the gay bacon... but i also ate sand so idk whats gayer

[snom-offical]

sand

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shit

[snom-offical]

its okay to eat sand and bacon (a bit weird if sand deliberately but still ok)

I have eaten sand and ice cream on windy days when beach sand gets in the air and on my ice cream

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

its the sand thats turning the youth into homosexuals

[snom-offical]

its the sediment of long dead gay dinosaurs that makes up part of sand actually

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Naurrrrrrrrr

Question, do we think dinosaurs ate gay bacon

What came first gay dinosaurs or gay bacon

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gayshark

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that wasnt the question

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sorry, sharks are actually older than all dinosaurs

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i ate the gay bacon... but i also ate sand so idk whats gayer

[snom-offical]

sand

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

shit

[snom-offical]

its okay to eat sand and bacon (a bit weird if sand deliberately but still ok)

I have eaten sand and ice cream on windy days when beach sand gets in the air and on my ice cream

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

its the sand thats turning the youth into homosexuals

[snom-offical]

its the sediment of long dead gay dinosaurs that makes up part of sand actually

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Naurrrrrrrrr

Question, do we think dinosaurs ate gay bacon

What came first gay dinosaurs or gay bacon

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gayshark

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

that wasnt the question

[snom-offical]

sharks are older than trees, and i'm quite sure sharks existed before some dinosaurs

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

WHY AM I THE GUY WHO DRINKS INK STOP

[coffee--spill]

I fear this is your legacy. Satan fucks fish, you drink ink, we all have a legacy

[snom-offical]

No we all don't?

[coffee--spill]

Why is your face a butt

[snom-offical]

It's actually designed like that to mimick real larvae

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

WHY AM I THE GUY WHO DRINKS INK STOP

[coffee--spill]

I fear this is your legacy. Satan fucks fish, you drink ink, we all have a legacy

[snom-offical]

No we all don't?

[snom-offical]

My music teacher's final advice was to listen to the set works while studying other subjects like yes Miss I will definitely be able to focus and study while Seachanges is playing in my ear.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

i ate the gay bacon... but i also ate sand so idk whats gayer

[snom-offical]

sand

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

shit

[snom-offical]

its okay to eat sand and bacon (a bit weird if sand deliberately but still ok)

I have eaten sand and ice cream on windy days when beach sand gets in the air and on my ice cream

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

its the sand thats turning the youth into homosexuals

[snom-offical]

its the sediment of long dead gay dinosaurs that makes up part of sand actually

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

Naurrrrrrrrr

Question, do we think dinosaurs ate gay bacon

What came first gay dinosaurs or gay bacon

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gayshark

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@poob-has-it-for-you does poob have life series angst animatics for me

[poob-has-it-for-you]

I’m not sure, maybe? I don’t know if- oh! It looks like they do have something to show you?

What do you have there, is it-

Oh

Yeah so they’re really high right now

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idk I just looked up poob in the @ and you came up