AND THEN THERE'S THIS ASSHOLE!

how very shocking

[teslay]

“in our lifetime, those who kill

                             ⋆    the news world hands them stardom!  ⋆

                                                               and these are the ways on which i was raised...”

                                          mark donovan

                                         indie criminal oc, fandomless. 18+                                                        (promo by @taezr ❤)

[goodnightmemes]

STARTERS FOR DARK & TOXIC SHIPS

Lines taken from various forms of media for that particular brand of dark ships.

❛ You don’t want me to have anything in my life that’s not you. ❜

❛ You think you’d be happy with someone else? No way. I’m it. ❜

❛ I’ve killed for you. Who else can say that? ❜

❛ I’ll kill the whole bloody lot of them until you and I are the only people left in this world. ❜

❛ What have we done to each other? What will we do? ❜

❛ But the horror, the horror was for love. ❜

❛ This love burns you, maims you, twists you inside out. ❜

❛ It is a monstrous love, and it makes monsters of us all. ❜

❛ You lied to me! You poisoned me! You told me you loved me! ❜

❛ I love you, and it’s killing me. ❜

“I hate you”  –  “No you don’t.” ❜

❛ You’re killing me slowly. ❜

❛ I love you so, I’ll eat you whole. ❜

❛ Sorry about the blood in your mouth, I wish it was mine. ❜

❛ Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us. ❜

❛ Something ugly in you, you also saw in me. ❜

❛ You ruin anything you touch, and destroy anyone you love. ❜

❛ You are coming down with me, hand in unloveable hand. ❜

❛ You say that you love me but you act like you don’t. ❜

❛ Imagine our children, how fucked would they be? ❜

❛ Don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ When it’s going good, it’s great. But when it’s bad, it’s awful. ❜

❛ Your temper’s just as bad as mine is. You’re the same as me. ❜

❛ I know this love will tear me to pieces. ❜

❛ I loved you enough. You just never believed it. ❜

❛ Why can’t you just let me go? ❜

❛ We have been each other’s prisoner for a very long time. ❜

❛ You said that you loved me with your knife pressed against my throat. ❜

❛ I’d probably still adore you will your hand around my neck. ❜

❛ Our love is a monster, plain and simple. ❜

❛ I loved you as Icarus loved the sun: too close, too much. ❜

❛ Loving you was the most exquisite form of self-destruction. ❜

❛ It terrifies me what I would do for you. ❜

❛ There’s a difference between really loving someone and loving the idea of them. ❜

❛ We weren’t ourselves when we fell in love, and when we became ourselves – surprise! – we were poison. ❜

❛ We complete each other in the nastiest, ugliest possible way. ❜

❛ I would never kill you. Not in a million years. What I can do - what I will do is hurt you, worse than I did before. ❜

❛ You make me feel, and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. Now. ❜

❛ You are the knife I turn inside myself: that is love. ❜

❛ I say I want you inside me and you split me open with a knife. ❜

❛ If you love me, you don’t love me in a way I understand. ❜

❛ We love with claws and teeth and the blood is just proof of how much. It’s feral. ❜

❛ There is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me. ❜

❛ Love isn’t soft, like those poets say. Love has teeth which bite and the wounds never close. ❜

❛ I need you to be a monster. Which is to say, I’m trying not to love you. ❜

❛ Kiss me. Kill me. Do something. ❜

[teslay]

i love how @taezr just... replied to our thread twice in a row

it’s like a choose your own adventure

[miraakswhore]

"he’s a murderer!" to you. to me he’s the love of my life.

[valtsv]

knifehack

[valtsv]

just stab the problem

[valtsv]

this might create more problems than it solves but there's nothing that can't be stabbed with enough effort and the right mindset

[taezr-archived-deactivated20230]

Mordy and I were talking and… It’s still overwhelmingly funny to me that the only people insisting for Danny’s serial killer alter ego Wikipedia page to stay up are… himself, and Mark. Citations and loving, but perhaps flowery descriptions added by Mark, and Danny just copy-pastes articles into it and neither of them can format a page properly. Neither knows of the other’s status as a murderer, so it’s just a fucking weird coincidence. I think there’s some kind of a cursed twin flame thing in all of it. Mark, the copycat killer – patterning after his ridiculous boyfriend’s serial killer alter ego, and both of them are none the wiser.

But Mark definitely has his own Wikipedia page for his Teslayer persona, which he linked in the Electric Killer’s See Also section, without a doubt. 

[teslay]

“in our lifetime, those who kill

                            ⋆   the news world hands them stardom! ⋆

                                                              and these are the ways on which i was raised...”

                                         mark donovan

                                       indie criminal oc, fandomless. 18+                                                       (promo by @taezr ❤)

[teslay]

Bad Neighbor Starter Sentences!

Change pronouns as you see fit, mild trigger warnings for adult content and drug/alcohol mentions:

"Please be quiet, I have work in the morning."

"Turn down for what?!"

"Am I really the only person who fucks in this apartment complex?"

"Sorry, I can't hear you over how loud my music is!"

"I'm sick and tiring of hearing your bed squeak!"

"You broke my favorite flower pot."

"If you don't want to hear me, then buy a pair of headphones and pop on some ASMR."

"You've been doing this all night long."

"My neighbors are pieces of shit."

"I'm going to keep knocking until turn the godawful noise down!"

"You apparently don't even know the meaning of 'consideration'."

"It's a party, cut loose, live a little!"

"I'm going to call the police and I'm going to get your little shindig shut down!"

"I thought I put it on the windowsill, did you take it?"

"They've been on my fire escape again, I saw them. They looked right at me!"

"I can smell your weed smoke from two stories away."

"(Name) got drunk and puked on my welcome mat."

"Look at them, having all that fun, I think we should ruin their stupid little house party."

"You woke me up with all your racket!"

"Oh my God, oh my God, can they just shut up already? They've been fighting all night!"

"You need to move out. Immediately."

"Did you put this fake eviction notice on my door?"

"I can't believe our neighbors called the police on us! Again!"

"It's just sex, and for your information I think the noise livens this place up!"

"Get the broom, I'm going to give them a piece of my mind."

"Hey, I think it's about time you turned the music down."

"Consider going to bed at a reasonable time so the rest of us can too."

"They're fighting again, must be midnight."

"We're going to throw the most obnoxious party this complex has ever seen!"

"You stole your neighbor's cat?!"

"You know our neighbors? Well... I think they're... you know..."

"Welcome to the neighborhood. It sucks balls and everyone's rude. You'll love it here."

"With neighbors like these, who needs enemies?"

[teslay]

most of the people i was writing with vanished

[soulrph]

betrayal  prompts.

as requested by a deliciously angsty nonnie!! i hope you have as much fun writing with these as i had making them!!

to the traitor.

“ wait… it was you? this whole time, it’s been you? “

“ how could you do this to me?! “

“ you’ve thrown your own family to the wolves, i hope you know that! “

“ i knew it… loyalty never was your cup of tea, was it? “

“ of course! it’s been you all along, hasn’t it? “

“ traitor! what have you done?! “

“ do you expect me to be surprised? it’s hardly the first time you’ve betrayed me. “

“ but… we’re family/friends/in love… “

“ you’d betray the one/people you love?! “

“ i trusted you! “

“ look me in the eye, you backstabbing snake! see what you’ve done! “

“ you may have them all fooled, but trust me. i don’t forgive easily. “

from the traitor.

“ oh, don’t look so surprised. i never was one for loyalty. “

“ betrayal. revenge. quite similar, if you think about it. “

“ did you really think something so coincidental as blood could guarantee you my undying loyalty? “

“ god, i really had you fooled, didn’t i? “

“ it has been such fun fooling you. really, it has. “

“ being related to you is beyond my control. but betraying you? now THAT was fun. “

“ i’ve spent far too long living in your shadow. it’s time to reverse roles for a bit. “

“ your trust has been rather nice, but… the money is infinitely better. “

“ you’re actually surprised, aren’t you? my acting must be better than i thought… “

“ yeah, yeah, i’ll pay for this, i know, but… well, it seems like i’ve BEEN paid for it, haven’t i? “

“ it’s nothing personal. survival of the fittest, blah blah… you know how it is. “

about the traitor.

“ we’ve been played. “

“ they sold us out! “

“ it was all a trap! this whole thing! god… i’m gonna kill ‘em, i swear… “

“ god, i told you not to trust them! “

“ it’s not your fault. they fooled us all. “

“ they lied to us? “

“ how could they do this?! after everything we’ve been through… “

[amourmemes]

❥     𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍   𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   .

another meme inspired by devotedecay’s format !     tw  for  violence, blood, mature themes. send  in  one  of  these  for  my  muse’s  reaction  to  … (  add  ❝  reverse  ❞   if  you’d  like  to  see  how  my  muse  would  preform  the  action  !  )

[ deck ]   your muse decking mine in the face.

[ punch ]   your muse punching mine anywhere / or specify.

[ pin ]   your muse forcibly pinning my muse beneath them.

[ straddle ]   your muse forcing mine to the ground and straddling them.

[ scratch ]   your muse raking mine with their nails / claws.

[ bite ]   your muse biting mine.

[ turn ]   your muse rolling from beneath to atop my muse.

[ wall ]   your muse pinning mine against a wall.

[ snarl ]   your muse snarling / growling at mine.

[ curse ]   your muse cursing at / cursing mine out.

[ tug ]   your muse gripping mine’s hair.

[ kick ]   your muse kicking mine anywhere / or specify.

[ point + gun ]   your muse holding mine at gun point.

[ point + knife ]   your muse holding mine at knife point.

[ mock ]   your muse mocking mine.

[ sweep ]   your muse knocking mine off their feet.

[ grab ]   your muse grabbing mine forcibly.

[ shoot ]   your muse shooting my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ stab ]   your muse stabbing my muse anywhere / or specify.

[ break ]   your muse breaking any of mine’s bones / or specify.

[ strangle ]   your muse choking mine out.

[ shove ]   your muse shoving mine forcibly.

[ bruise ]   your muse making mine bruise.

[ under ]   your muse shoving mine underwater.

[ attempt ]   your muse attempting to kill mine.

[ bare ]   your muse baring their teeth at mine.

[ threaten ]   your muse threatening mine.

[ spit ]   your muse making mine spit blood.

[ bleed ]   your muse making mine bleed.

[ burn ]   your muse burning mine.

[ corner ]   your muse cornering mine.

[ throat ]   your muse wrapping a hand around mine’s throat.

[ challenge ]   your muse challenging mine.

[ cut ]   your muse cutting mine.

[teslay]

yay so i made a carrd.co for this blog

[teslay]

aaaaaaaaa

[teslay]

fuck okay i’m back

[soulrph]

action / fight prompts.

as requested by a delightful nonnie! i hope these met your expectations!

" cover me! "

" watch my back. "

" it's a trap! "

" i told you to go left! "

" get behind me! "

" we need a distraction. "

" get down! "

" they have us surrounded! "

" i'm out of ammo! "

" back-up's not coming, we're on our own! "

" are you hurt?! "

" you call that a punch? "

" i said, put it down! "

" you go left, i'll go right, meet you in the middle. "

" there's too many of them! "

" we can still win this! "

" fall back! "

" i know you made a promise. but we need you now. "

" unleash your power! "

" go! i'll cover you! "

" so much for a friendly welcome... "

" at least we'll go down fighting. "

" run! "

" evacuate the civilians, i'll buy you some time! "

" come out and face me, coward! "

" what have you done?! "

" i surrender. "

" come on! fight me! "

" i said stay down! "

" too weak to throw a decent punch... "

" how pathetic this little fight of yours was... "

" is that the best you got?! "

" i'm bringing the party to you. "

" you gotta go! that's an order. "

" got any more tricks up your sleeve? "

" come on, we gotta go! "

" c'mon, it's not your fault, okay? but we have to go. now! "

" we can't save them! "

" it's too late. "

" we were never gonna win this. "

" we won't be able to save everyone. "

" quickly! take my hand! "

[taezr-archived-deactivated20230]

@teslay​​ sent in for a playlist.

SIX SONG PLAYLIST

Lucky by Ladytron

‘95 A Serious Mistake by The Magnetic Fields

Regret by Everything Everything

Take It Out On Me by White Lies

When You Die by MGMT

Strangelove (Cover) by Bat For Lashes

💗

[teslay]

mark + loser mun mordred

picrew