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Maybe you should put your cans in a place you can reach? Just a little advice or common sense if that’s how you wanna look at it. It’s a little amusing. You’re alive, might as well laugh the pain off.
Don’t be such a smart ass, I already have the stuff I need everyday on the lower shelves. You can only have so many lower shelves, there has to be top ones too. I don’t think laughing off the pain is the best idea.
If you aren’t I’m pretty good at helping out with these kinds of situations. Not that I think you can’t help yourself, just I can if you need it. I happen to drop things on myself all the time. Ouch, that sounds painful. Anything labled jumbo is bad news when it comes to things hitting you.
That’s really sweet of you. I actually didn’t make it to class today, so maybe if you had the notes you could drop them off for me? If it’s too much to ask I totally understand. I guess you’re a little clumsy as well then, huh?
I don’t know if I should find that amusing as fuck or be worried for you doing daily things like getting cans off shelves because it’s possible you could knock yourself out. Then again, I never had the whole I can’t reach for something feeling, so maybe that just gets you to do not so knowledgeable things like hitting cans off shelves with wooden spoons.
That’s the life of a shorty who cant do much with the whole world up there. I don’t think you should find it amusing though, it hurts like hell.
Oh my gosh, are you okay? A can hitting you doesn’t seem like fun. Make sure you stay up for like four or five hours before sleeping, never know you might have a concussion.
I think I am? At least I hope I am. I should be fine. I’ve been laying down all day trying to just rest it off. Definitely not fun though, especially not when it’s a jumbo can of soup.
Note to self; stop trying to use a wooden spoon to reach cans on the top shelf because the can will always win.
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Way more than there should be, that’s for sure. I don’t even see the…appeal of drinking. I could never have another drink in my entire life and be content with it. Oh, see, nineteen’s not that bad. Like you said: just in that weird stage of actually being legal and not being able to do much with it.
I’m guessing you had a pretty killer hangover to be that stern on never drinking again? Exactly, it’s more of a pain in the butt than anything else, but you know, it’s not the end, just the beginning as most people would say.
If it gets you into the bar, why wouldn’t it be your style?
Because they’re my boobs? I don’t know, it just doesn’t seem like the most logical way to get in. I wouldn’t want to flash some perv in their forties my boobs just to get into a bar.
Well, you can always say no if it isn’t part of your lifestyle. It’s not like you’re required to go, and it isn’t the end of the world if you don’t. I’ve never quite understood what was so fun about drinking or getting drunk, anyway. It doesn’t seem like much of a joyous thing.
It’s not anything like that, it’s certainly not a life or death situation and anyone who makes it seems that way would probably be a bit overdramatic. I don’t mind a drink here and there but I’m just not a fan of the bar scene itself.
And for a fake ID, too! You don’t look too much under the legal age. How many sixteen year olds sneak in and do the same thing?
Probably way more than what I’d like to think. I’m 19, so it’s not like I’m a kid trying to get in there, just in that weird in between stage of actually being legal.
Yeah, actually, that tends to be the case. We can’t really stop everyone in the bar for ID; it’s just more practical to ask for it when they order. I mean, if you look like you’re in the middle of puberty, then yeah, we’ll call security, but otherwise it’s up in the air till you try to get your hands on the booze.
Yeah, plus I see how you guys all need to be able to cover your own backs, God forbid anything were to happen, so it’s pretty understandable.
That sounds like a rough night. Yeah bartender and bouncers are getting way better at spotting fake ID’s. Next time just have some guy buy it for you they aren’t going to be worried about if you’re 21 or not.
It wasn’t too bad, just sucked to be schlepped out there only to be kicked out. I actually wasn’t even there drinking, just hanging out. You win some you lose some though, right?
Netflix obviously beats drinking, totally. In my views at least. Cops is still a thing, did you know it’s the longest running showing in America? Because, I mean, that’s a fact. I used to watch it with my dad when I was growing up and then it kinda just stuck. Yeah, yeah I’m a fan. Not like a I have posters and make sure I watch it every night but I like it.
I didn’t- until now, of course. It must be a dad thing then, pretty cool though actually. It’s probably a bad thing that it usually cracks me up, but you’ve got to admit that some of it just seems so fabricated.
Unfortunately, those are becoming more and more common. However, how did your night end? Not too bad, I’m hoping.
Not bad at all actually, I took myself home and ended up on the couch with a tub of cookie butter ice cream and an Orange is the New Black marathon.
That fucking sucks. I used to just make my friends go to another bar that would let me in when I was underage if that ever happened. Or just show ‘em your tits and you’ll be in, no problem.
Oh...I uh, I guess that’s one way to do it? I don’t think that’s my style though.
“Ah.” He chuckled. “I’m sorry to hear about that love.” He smiled. “Maybe you should try not getting caught.”
“You see there’s an art to it”
“An art, huh?” She questioned. “What’s this art of not getting caught?”
That is probably one of the worse things that could happen but at least, you weren’t going on an awkward tinder date to top it off. Now, that would be very horrible.
Hey now, we weren’t talking about worse case scenarios because that would definitely take the cake.
