figured it out using magic

Amy. 30s. Texan. Primarily a writer of AoS fic, or at least I used to be. I ship terrible things, often in terrible ways. If you don't like problematic relationships, you might wanna give my stuff a miss. Asks, whether prompts, graphics requests, or general conversation, are always welcome. However, I've got a kinda intense job and am subject to the whims of my muse, so my response might be very slow. Please don't take it personally!

[dankxsinatra]

American naturalization test

[tikysplickytok]

(via tomcardy)

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[leecherally]

@best-bird-tournament Look at them 😍

[thememedaddy]

[berlynn-wohl]

tbh at the time folks either didn't think anything of this aesthetic or else thought it was kinda ugly, but now that we've all been mired in "Dentist's Office Waiting Room Furnished By Ikea" for over 20 years, it just looks so pleasant and wholesome

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ruixrose]

The Nancy Drew games lead me to believe I would stumble upon a lot more of these in real life. Either way I am prepared.

[hyunpic]

what doesn’t kill u makes u stronger..?

[eggsdoodz]

chilling with the ladybirds ◡̈

[jabberding0]

Wei Weaving is a Chinese artist

[nepharim-tree]

[ozvezdja]

its really unfortunate that padme no longer used the body double approach to security after aotc because the concept of the queen of fakeout deaths being married to the guy who loses his shit at the thought of her dying is honestly the wildest fucking thing and i think it's underutilised. let's give anakin a few trial runs before his big breakdown ok. maybe seeing padme getting assassinated live on space tv on a monthly basis will let him microdose on acceptance and inner peace. he can get into a different stage of grief each time and maybe when rots rolls around he will be fine

[sesamie]

An asked bell never tolls

[sesamie]

watch not for when the pot boils. it boils for thee

[sesamie]

#never look a gift bell in the whom (via @dunkelweiss)

you can lead a pot to watching but you can't make it boil... never ask your bells before they toll... don't watch the pot that boils you...

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts

[fluffysheeps]

Bunny binkies! 🐇

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[tieflingkisser]

[glitchlight]

The Nasdaq were a collection of economic spirits venerated the middle to end United States imperial wealth cults. Economic spirits, referred to as "stocks" (/stɑks/) in the obscure dialect of French spoken in the United States, were categorized into one of several "exchanges" ( /ɛksˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒ/) based upon perceived impact and power. The Nasdaq are believed to have been held in higher esteem than other contemporaneously worshipped exchanges in the Dao and the Nysse. Shamans of the imperial wealth cults ("brokers" /ˈbɹoʊkɚ/) were known to sacrifice offerings ("layoffs") to the Nasdaq in hopes of receiving material and spiritual rewards from the supreme deity of the United States, The Free Market. Brokers were often known to interpret omens of the day by questioning the effect of such omens on the stocks.