What Your Favorite Warhammer 40k Faction Says About You
Ultramarines: You're always down for boys with daddy issues
Imperial Fists: You think the best offense is a good defense
White Scars: You think the best offense is a good offense
Salamanders: You like it when the setting is grimdark but not TOO grimdark
Iron Hands: You have almost certainly tried to build your own computer
Dark Angels: Your favorite stories are where the good guys get joined by a new morally ambiguous guy
Space Wolves: You have at least one rant about how Nazis don't have a monopoly on Norse Runes primed at all times
Blood Angels: You kinda wish vampires still wore cool outfits
Raven Guard: You don't see why aesthetic should trump effectiveness
Black Templars: You don't see why effectiveness should trump aesthetic
Grey Knights: Your addiction to the aesthetic is rapidly becoming crippling
Deathwatch: Your favorite stories are about an elite group dropped behind enemy lines
Custodes: This is just the same joke as Grey Knights but somehow even more so
Astra Militarum: Your friends think you're a little too into World War 2 stuff
Mechanicus: Your friends think you're a little too into Deus Ex
Adepta Sororitas: Your friends think you're a little too into She-Ra
Imperial Knights: You probably cried with joy a little when Titanicus was announced
Inquisition: Your favorite meme is the Ron Swanson "I can do what I want" meme
Sisters of Silence: You worked very hard to find the most ignored faction in the game, well done
Black Legion: You think the only thing better than hot guys with daddy issues is BAD guys with daddy issues
World Eaters: You have made at least one joke about how the T'au are cowards
Death Guard: You have made at least one joke about how the Covid outbreak is Nurgle's Will
Thousand Sons: You have made at least one joke about getting a "Magnus did nothing wrong" tattoo. It wasn't really a joke
Emperor's Children: You have written and deleted at least one rant about how non-straight sexualities are portrayed in 40k
Iron Warriors: You are heterosexual
Word Bearers: You are just a little too into the Chaos lore
Night Lords: I can't promise that you've written some weird Batman fanfiction, but you've definitely read some
Alpha Legion: You are Alpharius
Daemons: You are consistently pissed that spiky Marines are the face of the Chaos faction, Daemons are so much more unique
Renegade Knights: You are consistently pissed that spiky Marines are the face of the Chaos faction, Renegade Knights are so much spikier
Craftworlds: You want a girlfriend to write tragic poetry with you
Ynnari: You want a goth girlfriend to write tragic poetry with you
Drukhari: You want a goth girlfriend to [PUNCHLINE VERY CENSORED]
Harlequins: You have some very specific superstitions, probably involving fairy circles
Necrons: You have at least one rant about how much potential the Terminator franchise is wasting by not making a good future movie primed at all times
Tyranids: You played a lot of Starcraft growing up
Genestealer Cults: You believe strongly in the power of collective action and you played a lot of Starcraft growing
T'au Empire: You believe strongly in the power of collective action and you watched a lot of Gundam growing up
Orks: You think everyone above is taking the setting too seriously
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