& when i put on my jean jacket,

tess,  finding that look for less after sneaking into my friends' closets. lifestyle youtuber. fashion blogger. lover of the but(ler). 26, west coast based, midwest raised. roleplaying blog! definitely not the real tess!

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When you come home to realize your husband’s grocery shopping trip was just to buy excessive amounts of “childhood snacks,” and you can’t eat any until filming’s done. 😩

When you realize your husband compares RED VINES to Jelly Babies because he couldn’t find any “American sweets”. 😖

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idkbetterboysandbionichumansxo:

My little sister’s first movie trailer came out and I’m so proud of her. If you check it out it would mean the worldddd. It makes me wish I constantly kept up with dancing but I think I have a few years to maybe get back into it. I have two talented little humans who are showing interest in their parents’ passions. Like father like son, like mother like daughter 💁🏻

But anyways, I can’t believe tomorrow it’s already August. What are people’s plans for the upcoming month??

...can we take a dance class together, though.... ‘cause that could be my new plan for the upcoming month, heeeeey.

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thatvloggingrapgod:

I am not using anyone for views. Can the internet just calm down a bit? It was obviously a stupid video and I make a lot of them. Don’t understand the big deal.

Obvi using D&P because who wouldn’t on their failing channel with two milli subs. WEAK. #YOUREOVERPARTY

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capnlarson:

The more Captain Marvel news people learn, the happier I get! For example, now I can geek out with everyone that NICK FLIPPIN’ FURY is gonna be in it!

I’m so excited to film, and my Marvel family is the absolute best. I love ‘me all from the bottom of my heart. ❤️

I love you from the bottom of my heart. And the top. You’re an icon. I love you.

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fckalexatl:

IF YOU COME THEN I WILL.

Deal! If you don’t go through with it, expect a one-woman riot. And BOY, I can go OFF.

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fckalexatl:

Tour is going well so far. None of us have gotten into trouble or arrested for being idiots yet so I’d say that’s a win.

We’re in Los Angeles tomorrow and Oakland the day after so make sure you come and see us or you’re off my Christmas card list.

I’ll say it to you, too. ADD STELLA AND MAYBE.

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chloexceleste:

Count down to Descendants 2. THREE WEEKS. I’m so excited for the world to see, you have no idea. 

I’m trying to be adult and wrote a list of things to do/cut out like I do often but watch me fail. 

I can’t wait for all the bops to consume my life for a few weeks. 💃🏼 How long has it been in production? Ages now? 

... Girl, doing that mid-year. That’s strength. Good luck!

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rosepinkprincess:

Since November when I broke my leg, life has kind of been all over the place and I really, really want to get out of England so I’ve been thinking about moving out to LA. If anyone wants a roommate for a bit or knows any nice places to stay then hit me up!

Anyway, I’m Connie! I write and do youtube. I’m obsessed with Disney, Japan and Harry Potter so let’s be friends??

Oh girl... I’m so sorry to hear about your leg! Is it healing up better? I know it’s not necessarily an easy or quick fix. If you ever need a place to stay, Marcus and I have two spares for whenever family and friends come in. You’re more than welcome! 

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thebarajack:

Tour started last night and it was LITTTTTT. I love taking our kids out and showing them off to the world. #ProudDad

Seriously, you should come out and see us over the next few months. We’re still in Texas tonight, so get to it. 😘

Add Stella and maybe.

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thatvloggingrapgod:

YA BOY IS BACK. Did you miss me? I missed everyone but mainly Zayn. Tess and I have just been enjoying life, travelling and being a gross, cute, married couple. Some might say we’re #goals.

Anyway, there’s a lot going on and I’m forever tired so I’m going attempt that rest thing everyone always talks about.

I didn’t miss you. Who even are you? Cute couple? Gross. Shame. Hmu when you’re single again.

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Finally sent my fam pictures of the hubba from the D&G fashion show and they still don’t believe that they’re real.

But I mean, same.

‘cause I don’t know how I pulled him either. 😜

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ZAYN. I know Marcus has already called and sung to your voicemail, but I recorded my Voxer first, he just took my phone off me like a cheat. 😤 Love you, dude! Hope today’s straight magic!

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Taking bets with Zoe about when McFly will actually drop their album.

#shadybitches

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I know it’s not official until it’s on every social media platform, so.

Happy birthday to the love of my life! You’ve given me so much, so many brilliant things that I could never properly express enough thanks for. You’re the reason I get up in the morning with so much joy in my heart and one of the reasons why I hold so much faith in humanity. You’re my world. You’re my everything. And I can’t wait to spend your 132 birthday with you. ‘cause you know.

#Superhumans.

I love you. So so much.

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happy holidays, from santa // tess & luke

Casually slides across the room and goes to say “MERRY CHRISTMAS,” but a Zayn song comes on and that bitch has to go. The several bags are all color-coded, each holding a different sort of theme. The first, for the babies. Inside are several small boxes, the first holding two high-tech pacifiers in whatever the color preferences for each individual child are. Next, two cute sleepy hats. Followed by a higher end diaper backpack for dads on the go. 

The next holds several small things for him to either share with Kelli or to do on his own. First, a 12 pack for Hot Chocolate on a Stick as well as some How I Met Your Mother Mugs (1, 2). Next were a small stack of papers that promised free babysitting for the couple’s date nights or whatever other nights.

The last bag holds several small things, like all four colors of some super cute penguin water bottles, a BB-8 Waffle Maker, and three different snapbacks.

@kingofsociallyawkwardpenguins

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I think I cried a little over new Zayn music.

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“A little.”

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That date night #OOTD and further proof why I’m the worst vlogger alive. #TakeMyStrongHand 😅