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LIVE FROM THE FLOOR: IT’S AARON’S LIZARD EMPORIUM WITH DECISION 2016!

You’ve seen the frontrunners, now meet someone who can’t run at all: Sven.

Sven came ashore to plunder our collective booty, but when he saw the tyranny of a lizard-controlled government, he knew there was something he could do to help. He’s served as one of the few non-lizard members of congress for the past 18 years, and this year he’s running for election.

He threatens to “consume the competition” and to “ingest them using a raking motion with his fangs.” We wish him luck.

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anonymous asked:

hello, yes, my lizard arrived without any arms or legs. is there a way to fix this issue?

We have heard your cry and we give you this. Hopefully it helps.

If not, there’s always the classic solution:

Further questions can be asked through replies to this post, or by querying us directly.

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First week at college, and I’m already famous for my outfits.

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thoughts on lizard people that may or may not control the government?

A lizard government would be doing way better than our current one. We would no longer be prosecuted for sunbathing nude. It’s to warm up our blood, you puritans! If we were lizards, which we, according to the government, are not.

Is Obama a reptile? Let us ask you this: did he flick out his tongue to sense the heat of his opponents in any of his public appearances? We’ve caught McCain in the act. Obama, at least, isn’t a snake. We haven’t done much personal research into whether lizards currently inhabit our offices, but if Barack ever stops by, we’ll ask him if he has a cloaca. He won’t respond to our texts.

See our post “Lizards: the ideal animal | Part 1″.

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Corey

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