Hello im vegetarian

everyone makes fun of my bio.

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

how many star in the sky

[pemsylvania-deactivated20190105]

Like 7 star

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

good job nasa keep up the good work

[notallmensheviks]

[juuliaroberts]

At Subway...

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

Worker:

Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

Worker: *Still adding mustard*

Me:

Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

Me: *pays* 

Mom: Where is my fucking change?

[kyunmei]

trish goes to narancia’s house

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[jnliau]

@ bugs

u have no morals

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dynatoxinc]

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[respectfulmemes]

[catasters]

[scarecrow-hero]

You’ve heard of

now introducing

[blooddropmoon]

we can go lower

[papa-lank-and-the-dank-memers-d]

[cat-alvarez]

MOVIES WATCHED IN 2019 ☰ Justice League (2017) dir. Zack Snyder 

“The world has grown dark, and while we have reasons to fear we have the strength not to. There are heroes among us, to remind us that only from fear, comes courage. That only from the darkness, can we truly feel the light.”

[enchantas]

does anyone wanna see a good boy

[enchantas]

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[acidocasualidad]

[zephyrcorsair-deactivated202408]

she’s beauty she’s grace her passport’s just a face

[hashtagloveloses]

MOISTURIZE ME

[loueejii]