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@tetsuuu
Bleed more
meet me in front of condom world if u want an ass kicking
i wanna hug pyro :((((
They want to hug you too
"forget him, be with me instead."
ft— various male genshin x fem! reader (childhood friend trope)
warning — slight angst but it's just a pinch! comfort, mutual pining (?), smitten men, fluff, kissing. headcanons are a bit down! modern! au, implied toxic relationship
a/n— yay time to write some fluff after writing angst, what a life! listened to laufey's 'everything i know about love' album while listening to this ^^ this is a little bit rushed and might be a wee bit shitty but uhm please don't judge your girl was out here suffering
wordcount. 3.7k
synopsis. your boyfriend stood you up on your date, once again, and as usual your childhood friend is here to comfort you.
In the soft glow of the quaint café, you sat alone, your anticipation slowly morphing into a quiet ache. You had meticulously chosen your outfit, a delicate dance between casual and elegant.
You had arrived early, your excitement palpable. The minutes stretched into an eternity as the minutes on the clock ticked away, and the once hopeful glimmer in yours eyes dimmed with each passing moment.
The ambient chatter and clinking of utensils became a dissonant soundtrack to your growing unease. You checked your phone repeatedly, hoping for a message or a call that would explain the delay.
The vibrant ambiance of the café, which had initially felt like the backdrop to a romantic night, now served as a cruel witness to your solitude.
You take out your phone from your pocket, anxiously checking the time on your phone before sliding your hand back in, clenching it tightly. 8 PM. Your heart sunk as you realized that it was now exactly 8 PM, the time you both agreed on arriving.
You didn't want to jump to conclusions, maybe he was stuck in traffic? But then again it was 8 PM, barely any road traffic. Was his boss keeping him back for a little bit? Did the wifi cut off in his building, was that why he couldn't send you a text?
Despite trying to comfort yourself by putting ideas in your head, you had a hunch that he was most definenetly not coming, he had forgotten about your date.
I drew queen from the time they got stuck in the elevator
Hey.... so can I maybe ask for the courtiers bridal carrying their S/O (or being bridal carried?) I’m so sorry for this request I’ve just been dying for the content, have a great day/evening 💖✌️😌
Bless we all out here being thirsty no need to apologize for requests bb 💕
Valdemar
"An unusual request but I think I can assist you, little mouse"
You're shocked when they scoop you up like you weigh nothing.
Especially when you were only joking about being carried off to bed like a blushing bride
Except now your cheeks radiated so much heat you thought you might melt right into their surgical gloves.
"Oh MC, have you fallen ill? You poor little soul, let's get you into bed uwu"
Valerius
A traditional man, Valerius would only carry you bridal style while you're in your wedding outfit
... On the day you're getting married
... To him.
... Across the threshold of your shared home and directly to the bedroom >:)
...okay and maybe any time you request it afterwards
After all happy spouse happy house, right?
Vlastomil
"I shall do no such thing! I'm a very busy worm I've no time for your tomfoolery"
Oh sorry dude
Later you catch him wandering the hallways holding Wiggler bridal style
"I wanted to practice first"
When he actually does sweep you off your feet weeks later he does so with all the grace and confidence of a well practiced worm
"You're not nearly as wiggly as Wiggler!"
Oh thanks
Volta
What's that God awful phrase? Though she may be little she is fierce?
It's what Volta said about herself as she hoists you into her arms
Stronk!
And wobbly
And you're both in a pile on the floor laughing
Vulgora
You asked them to pick you up and carry you exactly once
Now they won't put you down
"Why would I put you down? We're so much faster this way >:D"
They're right you know
NYOOOOOOM
-Ah, it's you… What do you need at such an early hour..? Schatz?
little surprises 🐤
( kinda busy with stuff lately so i'll probably post some drawing occasionaly instead •3• )
slay petyr!!👅
Bok Bok
TF@ x fem!reader
warnings: none
The only female merc dealing with some stuff that comes along with that fact. I was inspired as my S/O tried to mansplain the innerworkings of my reproductive system to me last night.
A/N: I took a some liberties with the Administrator’s lines - I know she starts announcing the mission starts at 60 seconds. Also, the last phrase of the text is russian - feel free to google it. Also also, I tried not to ‘over-accent’ Spy and Medic.
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You’re sitting in the resupply room, eyes shut, head back against the wall.
Mission begins in 10 minutes
You sigh deeply. You were so drained. You had been dragging ass all morning.
“CADET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPWALKING ALL MORNING! YOU WON’T LET US DOWN TODAY, WILL YOU?!?” Even Soldier’s yelling couldn’t rouse you from your fog.
“No Solly, I’ll be fine, I swear.” you promise, eyes still closed.
“You okay, sugar?” You look up to find a concerned Engineer peering down at you. He held out a hand to help you up off the bench.
“Thank you. Ya, I’m fine, just feeling like I’m running on fumes.”
You get up and take your place amongst your team mates. Trying to focus, you run a check of your weapons and gear. Meanwhile, Medic regards you with an evaluating stare, looking you up and down.
“Vell, your last check up came back clean. All your blood verk came back fine too. Are you taking your vitamins?”
“Yes, Medic.”
He fixes you with a scrutinizing look over his glasses. “Enough sleep?”
Your head falls back as you sigh again despite yourself, eyes falling closed. “Yessir.”
“Ah. You must be ovulating zen.”
Your eyes flew open.
“What the fuck, Meds!!?!?” You whisper-scream, head snapping around to stare daggers at the Medic.
“Uhhh, what’s oval-atin’?” Asks Scout.
The German continued, ignoring the younger merc , “It’s been about 13 days since your last menses, ja?” he asks, unphased by your murderous stare.
“What’s this now?” Demoman asks, now including himself in the conversation.
Medic, beaming, obviously proud of himself replies “Oh, ever since I found out our new teammate vas going to be a woman, I’ve revisited all my knowledge on za female system und its intricacies.”
“Shut up, Medic” you hissed through clenched teeth.
“Ovulation? Like makin’ an egg??” asked Sniper, incredulous.
OMG you could just die right now.
“Hudda Huddah Huddah?”
Engineer spoke over his shoulder to the firebug, “No, Pyro, I don’t think so.”
You’re sorry before you even ask. “What did he say, Engie?”
“Uh…”
Your gaze pins the Texan to the spot even though he’s avoiding it. “Engie.”
“He asked if you were like the Easter Bunny.”
“Jeeeeezus.” You drag a hand down your face, exasperated.
“Nein! Every month a woman produces an egg und..”
“YOU MAKE A FRICKIN EGG?!?”
The teammates take a collective step back that would have been comedic if you weren’t so mortified. They regard you with a look that both speaks of horror, curiosity and just a touch of awe.
Mission begins in 5 minutes
“Can we not talk about zis now?” asked Spy
“Or EVER?!” I agreed.
“But it is a beautiful thing! Za power to create life!” Medic protested
You roll your eyes so hard you swear you can see your brain.
“Medic, if you don’t shut up right now, I will exercise my power to take a life!!”
The rest of the team quickly turns away, resuming their positions to enter the battlefield, though with a healthy distance away from you. Heavy, who is standing next to you, leans in your direction and whispers, “Heavy has three sisters. I understand.”
You side-eye him with an apprehensive sense of relief. “Erm..thanks?”
“Stick with me during battle. I will have your back…” a small smirk pulls at his mouth, “маленькая курица.”
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Alastor x Reader - Sleeping On His Lap
Here is my attempt at a Alastor x reader fanfiction. Took me awhile to kinda get into his character so please don't be mad if Alastor seems a bit off. Enjoy!
Sigh, it was another eventful day at the Happy Hotel, or Hazbin Hotel as it was now called as a certain deer demon decided to change the name. You had spent all day doing certain tasks around the hotel such as helping Charlie create posters for the hotel, clean the rooms with Nifty, break up the brawl between Vaggie and Angel Dust as he had pissed her off one too many times and organize the bar for Husk as he was passed out drunk. You could have refused to do these things, but you enjoyed helping people, so it made it all worth it.
You had started working at the hotel after you had saw Charlie singing on the 666 news about the hotel and redeeming demons, only for her idea to be made a laughing stock upon everyone who watched the broadcast. You actually had mixed feelings about the whole redeeming thing, seeing as you weren't sure if someone like you could be sent to heaven, despite not being a very big criminal during your time when you were alive, but apparently doing a little shoplifting is enough to send you a one way ticket to hell. Charlie's words did inspire you a little bit, so even if you felt that you couldn't be redeemed, others probably had a better chance, so you decided to head to the hotel and ask for a job after the broadcast was cut off from the brawl with Charlie and Katie Killjoy. You were hired in a split second and immediately pulled into a bear hug by Charlie, and then introduced you to the others.
Back to the present, you began to feel extremely exhausted from moving around everywhere, so you headed over to one of the rooms with the long couches so you could take a rest. Heading into one of the rooms, you peeped around and saw that no one was there, which made it better as you really needed some peace and quiet. Heaving a deep sigh, you sat down on the couch, turning and falling back, as you laid your body down, with your head facing the front of the couch. "What a long day", thinking to yourself as your eyes slowly began to close and you were lulled into a deep sleep.
**2 Hours Later**
As you were sleeping, you felt the sensation of someone petting your head, the soothing feeling had awoken you a bit, but you quickly fell back asleep at the warm touch. You could feel that you were holding something in your dreams, and you assumed it was one of the pillows on the couch, so you brought it closer to your face and nuzzled it. "Mm, smells nice ", as the scent from the pillow was making you more relaxed, as it reminded you of a being in the middle of a deep forest. After sleeping for 30 more minutes, you slowly began to open your eyes, and try to make out what was in front of you. Expecting to see a pillow, you saw red stripes in front of you, "Huh?" As you were still trying to make out what was in front of you, a loud voice interrupted your thoughts: "Ah, awake now are we?", said a static voice above you. Eyes opening wide, you looked up from your position and saw Alastor staring down at you with his trademark smile. Slowly, you began to piece together that you were laying on his lap, and nuzzled into his chest as you were sleeping. "AHHHH", jumping up from your position, you rolled off his lap, and your body fell to the ground as you stared at Alastor in shock, as he continued to look at you with his glowing eyes, amused at your reaction. "Um, h-how long was I sleeping on your lap?", you softly asked, as your face was red, but your eyes were showing fear, as you remembered that Alastor did not like to be touch, and you happened to hug him in your sleep. "HAHA, For quite a while, darling. It was a very busy day, I assume?", Alastor said as he placed his arm on the armrest of the couch, and his hand against his cheek, smiling even wider.
Nodding your head, you slowly got up from your position, and started apologizing to Alastor, eyes aiming towards the ground and fingers twiddling together. Alastor raised an eyebrow and wondered why you were apologizing, to which you answered that you had hugged him in your sleep, and that he made it very aware that he did not enjoy physical contact from someone unless he initiated it, feeling extremely bad if you made him uncomfortable. Listening to you, Alastor's smile relaxed to a small grin as he looked at you with gentle eyes. He did admit that he was not use to being touch by others, and was quite surprised from the sleep hug, but he didn't detest it as much coming from you, which boggled his mind completely. It must be due to your kind and innocent nature that made him react different around you, as he was used to more of the common riff raff being terrified of him or trying to battle in a turf war, but how you were with him, made his black heart melt.
Feeling that Alastor was upset as he didn't respond to your apology, you quickly excused yourself and began to head over to the door to leave. A loud SNAP was heard and before you knew it, you had been teleported back on to the couch, this time being seated on Alastors lap. "A-Al, what are you doing?!", your face began to become as red as his hair, while your eyes stared at Alastor in shock. Smiling at you, Alastor moved his hand to your chin and tilted your face up: "There is no need to apologize, darling. If I had been upset about you hugging me, you possibly w̩͉͍̱̍̂̉̊o̫̼̐̎̋͜u͚͌l̳̓d̠͉̗͋̔͞'̼̳̣̼͊̏̾̾t͜͝ ͕̱͐͠ḇ̅e̙͗ ͍͓͔̱͍͛̔͌͘͞a̝̜̘̎́͒ḽ͒í̱̙̈́v̧̌e̠͠ ̢̹̜́́̈̀ͅr̲͇̳̅̽͌i̩͈̒̅ĝ̲̦̎ẖ̛̳̲͙̀͌̽͘ͅt͉̅ ͖̞͍̞́̋͛͛ň͚̫̦́͂̿͟o̱͌w̡̕" he said, as his eyes flashed for a second into radio dials. "However! I am not opposed to be touched by you. So no need to apologize, my dear.", Alastor said as he continued to smile at you widely, but his glowing eyes were looking at you softly, letting you know that he was not angry with you. Feeling shy, you turned your head away from Alastor, muttering a soft okay, as your heart was beating rapidly. "Smile my dear!" Alastor said as he moved his hand from your chin to your cheek, to have you look at him again. Baring through the embarrassing situation, you gave Al a small smile, which pleased him. "You always over do it, darling. While Charlie and I appreciate your efforts at helping the hotel, it does no good to work yourself to the point of fatigue. If you are ever feeling exhausted and need a break, don't be hesitant to come find me, as my radio tower is open to you. Understand, my dear?" said Alastor, as he leaned closer towards you, making you flustered again.
Nodding your head was enough to let Alastor knew you understood as he chuckled, while sliding you off his lap, and as he stood up from the couch. "Now then, we should probably head back to the lobby before the others get worried about our lack of presence.", He said, as he straighten his coat out, while turning towards you, extending his hand out for you to take it. "Yeah we should", as you grabbed his hand, and made your way with him back to the lobby. You were still trying to process what just happened between you and Alastor, but you feel like you both have become much closer then before, and you didn't mind it one bit.
Striker X Short Reader
┆ Author's Note: Hello! Welcome back my little imps, demonic sinners, and powerful overlords. Welcome to Striker X Short Reader. I thought this would be nice since I'm a short person, I'm like 5'2 in real life and always get mistaken for a kid and just the look on people's face when I tell them how old I am, is absolutely hilarious, but I hope all my shorties enjoy this story.
┆ Story Contains: Smut
┆ Fandom: Helluva Boss
┆ Word Count: 823
Striker is used to meeting people who are short and he especially enjoys teasing them a bit. But he just loved teasing you, calling things like, “ Short thing, “ Little demon, or “ Small creature “ You didn’t mind Striker’s teasing but sometimes it could be annoying. When he tools things from you, he would hold them up high and laugh when you would try to jump up and try to grab them. He would give it back and tussle your hair. “ I’m sorry pumpkin, you are so small and cute. “ He said while chuckling.
He would grab things off high places if he saw you struggling. Striker knows you love to do things for yourself but that could often lead you to hurting yourself. So if Striker saw you reaching for something. He would give you a hand either grabbing it with his hand or tail. Sometimes he would lift you so that you could grab. He did this because he didn’t want to see you hurt yourself like last time. You had fallen off the counter trying to grab a box of cereal and fell and ended up breaking your arm.
Striker is careful when you two wrestle each other and play fight. He doesn’t want to hurt you. He usually uses his tail to throw you on the couch or bed. He doesn’t put too much of his weight on you when he sits on you. But for some reason, you don’t take it easy on Striker so he calls you a little gremlin or puppy when you bite him. Striker would just chuckle but for a short person, you pack a punch and that’s what Striker likes about you, you may be short but you are ready to fight and not give up.
He thinks you look adorable when wearing his clothes, especially his hat. “ Hey look I’m Striker, howdy howdy. “ You would say as Striker would roll his eyes and take by his hat. “ Ha ha, very funny darlin’ “ But he did have a few pictures of you wearing his clothes because he found it cute. The only thing Striker had wore that belonged to you was your necklace, calls it his good luck pendant.
When he brings you to the saloon he is very protective of you because a lot of assassins, hitmen, criminals, and scum asses drink there. So he will keep his tail around your waist if he sees someone flirting with you or coming up to you both. He knows you can handle yourself, he just doesn’t want you getting roughed up just in case there is a fight.
When you guys sleep together you are usually spooning with you being the little spoon but if you beg Striker enough, he is willing to be the little spoon. But sometimes you sleep on top of Striker which is nice because he’ll rub circles on your back. In the morning is nice because he’ll pick you up off him and set you aside then tickle you awake, has he gotten punched once? Yeah, he has but he has learned how to dodge.
When you, guys are having passionate smoking sex, Striker has you on top of him. Ride a cowboy save a horse! Striker loves hearing your gasps and moans when he places his hands on your hips. Oh, how you tremble on top of your cowboy. You love hearing his huffs and growls
But when Striker is on top of you, he’ll cage you with his body while he pounds into you. Your little whines make him smirk when he drags his tongue across your neck and marks up your neck, collarbone, and chest. When you cry out his name it only makes him pound deeper into you. Seeing your eyes roll back brings him joy as he whispers how good you are being. “ Oh, darlin’, you are being so good, let me hear you say my name again, come scream how much you love. Let me hear it ~ “
Will he tie you up while you ride him? Yeah, He’ll place your hands behind your back and bound your wrist together and let you ride him while he holds you. He thinks it's adorable watching you squirm, whine, and beg him to let you cum. If he’s feeling kinky enough maybe he’ll choke you but you both have a safe word. Because if there is one thing Striker doesn’t want to hurt you too bad or make you uncomfortable.
This cowboy knows about aftercare so he’ll praise you on how good you were and then wash you up. He’ll give you sweet kisses and let you know how much you mean to him. He’ll help you put on your pajamas, then make you a nice meal and get you something to drink. If you fall asleep, he will hold you close and rub your back. “ I love you, darlin’ “ He’ll say then fall asleep holding you close.
I know that I'm supposed to hate him because he's literally abusive and using Fizzarolli, and I hate that But DAMN IT JUST LOOK AT HIM. HE'S SO ADORABLE AND SO SILLY AND I LOVE HIS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. I LOVE THIS FAT CHRISTMAS TREE JESTER, THEY MADE HIM EVEN BETTER WITH THE ACCENT. "-piece of you they can fack. Dont you want that, Fizzy? TO BE FACKED?!"
Writers, do your thing please. I will eat a whole meal about him
Just a reminder that Lucio goes to war in high heeled boots ♥︎♥︎