Hello, darling ☾

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[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

I’m absolutely obsessed with the reddit side of the Tolkien fandom, in particular, this discussion regarding how Sauron fits the ring on his finger, as well as penal compensation a la Lord Farqaud style

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Oh my GOD YOUR BRAIN IS AMAZING

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned of Dmitry Argarkov who scanned a credit card agreement, edited it, and returned it with a 0% interest rate and no limit in the new terms. The bank signed and approved without reading and a judge held them to it (x)

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[dankmemeuniversity]

[2gris]

[fangwhoria]

i am once again thinking about the fact that they used so much fake blood on hannibal that mold started growing on the bottom of the sets. like that means something right

[fangwhoria]

something something this place is rotting from the weight of the blood spilled here etc etc

[niebatal]

[itsapmseymour]

Do you have skeletons in your closet?

Before I answer that,

Should I be concerned with your username

[kristina100000]

My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

im at work

[savadrake]

#yahoo answers really was a load bearing website huh

(tags from @persephinae)

[kiixiies]

blessed are those who seek the strap

[kiixiies]

Thanks yoda

[omegaverse]

english is not my first language what is a chode?

don’t worry about it my love

[cutequeer96]

The signs as signs

Aries - Aries


Taurus - Taurus


Gemini - Gemini


Cancer - Cancer


Leo - Leo


Virgo - Virgo


Libra - Libra


Scorpio - Scorpio


Sagittarius - Sagittarius


Capricorn - Capricorn


Aquarius - Aquarius


Pisces - Pisces

[icouldfallinlovewithuu]

[ulibeanzz]

morrison ↓

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

i’m ……speechless

[adonischildsupportcase]

[toastbutteregg]

it wouldn't last 2 days in my house

[afloweroutofstone]

Getting a chance in this new article to talk about something I think about too often: Disney World is, literally, by definition, a dictatorship

[libertineangel]

Gonna start telling ancaps and libertarians to move to Disney World not only because it’s a hideous corporate dictatorship but because their beliefs are suitably fucking childish.

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