A WAR WORTH FIGHTING

Art/Ask/RP Blog for Colonel Eugene Watasenia Enope of the Great Turf War.

[askvincent]

// SO SOMEONE REALLY COOL SENT ME THIS IN THE MAIL AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH @agenttwo THANK YOU ; A ;

[teuthiis-blog]

Likely hiatus; New Blog Idea

I’m not quite feeling much muse right now...alas, I’ve gotten an idea for a new blog. The hint: There doesn’t seem to be anyone around.

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[inklingleesquidly]

"Alright, alright, keep your hands- that's good. Now, when your aim is just ON the target-" the old veteran spoke, grisly voice sounding somehow soothing as he assured the young Inkling of what to do.

Janine trained her Splattershot on one of the practice dummies and fired on it. It popped after absorbing the volley of ink shots and she quickly switched to the next beside it, popping it within seconds, and then made quick work of the other 2 beside it. 

Every shot was so carefully aimed, not a single one hit the ground. Janine lowered the colorful shooter and smiled, “All right Sir, how was that?” The young Boss-to-be was brimming with confidence

[teuthiis-blog]

“Not bad, Janine,” the old Colonel said, propping himself up against the wall. “You’re quite a rapid-firer, that’s for sure.” Eugene rustled the young Inkling’s tentacles with his hand. “Now, I may be kinda old,” he said as he picked up an identical Splattershot, training it on the dummies. “But I know a strategy which you may find useful. Learned it in the war.” With that, he sprayed the surrounding ground with ink, then dove in. Leaping out of the inkpools, he shot the dummies with multiple volleys of dark cyan ink, causing them to burst as he swam and shot. He returned, panting a bit. “It’s easier if you’re in the military. You sometimes had to dual-wield then. But I’m getting ahead of myself.” He motioned toward the Splattershot which Janine held. “You’re darn good with a Splattershot, I’ll tell you. Keep this with you at all times.” The war vet smiled. “Lunch break?”

[inklingleesquidly]

Janine eyed his every move, intrigued because she knew covering turf was an essential part of the game but it never occurred to her to use the inked ground as a tactical advantage. “Wow sir, that’s neat, that’s– wait, you can dual wield?!” She knew exactly what she was going to do when she got home.

“We can’t go yet,” she whined, “there’s still so much I wanna learn, so much I…,” her stomach growled audibly. “EHehe, could we get catfish burgers? Ooo, and a milkshake to?” The chubby little athletes sweet tooth was crying for satisfaction.

[teuthiis-blog]

“Well, it’s sorta outlawed in the sport, but I figure it’s for safety’s sake,” the old Colonel responded, gazing over the colorful training grounds. “But back in the war, it was pure hell. But yeah, dual-wielding was very much a thing. Takes a lot of training to do that, but it’s useful when you have enemies coming at you in the dozens.”

Eugene chuckled. “I suppose we can. There’s a lot you probably wanna know. I can tell you all about it over a burger.” he picked up his bag and slung it over his shoulder. “C’mon, Janine. Let’s get some food in our systems. A turf warrior can never risk losing the chance to eat.”

[inklingleesquidly]

Janine only partially paid attention; she studied the rules, cover to cover and she knew that customized weapons were allowed as long as they didn’t exceed the regulation parameters of the standard weaponry. She would find some way to use two shooters at once.

She escorted her teacher to her favorite Fin-n-Outburger shop where she ordered for herself a double catfish burger with everything on it, kelp fries, coral rings, and the milkshake she wanted so badly. As they sat down to eat she finally asked a question that had been bogging her mind, “Say, Colonel; you talk a lot about the Great Turf Wars and being a turf warrior and all the stuff about it, how come? That was all in the past and these are just kid’s games now.”

[teuthiis-blog]

Eugene ordered a catfish burger with diced coral and kelp fries, sitting down across from his student. "Well, turf wars aren't just games, exactly. Never were. See, inklings resolved territorial disputes with turf wars throughout history, but made it a sport as well when the ol' cat was discovered." He took a bite of the catfish burger, his straightened back relaxing as the flavors of the burger and the coral mixed. "Turf wars really keep us inklings ready for the ugly truths of war. A few ways away, outside of Inkopolis, I could show you what I mean. An actual turf battleground. The tactics you kids use today, we invented in the heat of battle."

[inklingleesquidly]

"Alright, alright, keep your hands- that's good. Now, when your aim is just ON the target-" the old veteran spoke, grisly voice sounding somehow soothing as he assured the young Inkling of what to do.

Janine trained her Splattershot on one of the practice dummies and fired on it. It popped after absorbing the volley of ink shots and she quickly switched to the next beside it, popping it within seconds, and then made quick work of the other 2 beside it. 

Every shot was so carefully aimed, not a single one hit the ground. Janine lowered the colorful shooter and smiled, “All right Sir, how was that?” The young Boss-to-be was brimming with confidence

[teuthiis-blog]

“Not bad, Janine,” the old Colonel said, propping himself up against the wall. “You’re quite a rapid-firer, that’s for sure.” Eugene rustled the young Inkling’s tentacles with his hand. “Now, I may be kinda old,” he said as he picked up an identical Splattershot, training it on the dummies. “But I know a strategy which you may find useful. Learned it in the war.” With that, he sprayed the surrounding ground with ink, then dove in. Leaping out of the inkpools, he shot the dummies with multiple volleys of dark cyan ink, causing them to burst as he swam and shot. He returned, panting a bit. “It’s easier if you’re in the military. You sometimes had to dual-wield then. But I’m getting ahead of myself.” He motioned toward the Splattershot which Janine held. “You’re darn good with a Splattershot, I’ll tell you. Keep this with you at all times.” The war vet smiled. “Lunch break?”

[inklingleesquidly]

Janine eyed his every move, intrigued because she knew covering turf was an essential part of the game but it never occurred to her to use the inked ground as a tactical advantage. “Wow sir, that’s neat, that’s– wait, you can dual wield?!” She knew exactly what she was going to do when she got home.

“We can’t go yet,” she whined, “there’s still so much I wanna learn, so much I…,” her stomach growled audibly. “EHehe, could we get catfish burgers? Ooo, and a milkshake to?” The chubby little athletes sweet tooth was crying for satisfaction.

[teuthiis-blog]

“Well, it’s sorta outlawed in the sport, but I figure it’s for safety’s sake,” the old Colonel responded, gazing over the colorful training grounds. “But back in the war, it was pure hell. But yeah, dual-wielding was very much a thing. Takes a lot of training to do that, but it’s useful when you have enemies coming at you in the dozens.”

Eugene chuckled. “I suppose we can. There’s a lot you probably wanna know. I can tell you all about it over a burger.” he picked up his bag and slung it over his shoulder. “C’mon, Janine. Let’s get some food in our systems. A turf warrior can never risk losing the chance to eat.”

[inklingleesquidly]

"Alright, alright, keep your hands- that's good. Now, when your aim is just ON the target-" the old veteran spoke, grisly voice sounding somehow soothing as he assured the young Inkling of what to do.

Janine trained her Splattershot on one of the practice dummies and fired on it. It popped after absorbing the volley of ink shots and she quickly switched to the next beside it, popping it within seconds, and then made quick work of the other 2 beside it. 

Every shot was so carefully aimed, not a single one hit the ground. Janine lowered the colorful shooter and smiled, “All right Sir, how was that?” The young Boss-to-be was brimming with confidence

[teuthiis-blog]

"Not bad, Janine," the old Colonel said, propping himself up against the wall. "You're quite a rapid-firer, that's for sure." Eugene rustled the young Inkling's tentacles with his hand. "Now, I may be kinda old," he said as he picked up an identical Splattershot, training it on the dummies. "But I know a strategy which you may find useful. Learned it in the war." With that, he sprayed the surrounding ground with ink, then dove in. Leaping out of the inkpools, he shot the dummies with multiple volleys of dark cyan ink, causing them to burst as he swam and shot. He returned, panting a bit. "It's easier if you're in the military. You sometimes had to dual-wield then. But I'm getting ahead of myself." He motioned toward the Splattershot which Janine held. "You're darn good with a Splattershot, I'll tell you. Keep this with you at all times." The war vet smiled. "Lunch break?"

[teuthiis-blog]

Run. Run and keep running. The first thing which came to mind when Eugene Enope first set foot on the immediate frontlines—the foreboding land of Octo Valley. Ink had already been strewn across the landscape, flung far across rocks and concrete and metal platforms. Already, there were Octolings on his trail. Inking a swath of ground, Enope hid as the footsteps of the young Octoling "gang" passed, muffled by the thick ink. They began to fire. And his splatoon fired ink back.

[pinkbuizelarchive-blog]

tamarinfrog

Just posting this bonus video because I thought it was hilarious xD

[tamarinfrog]

So happy I got to do this with someone

[teuthiis-blog]

Leapsquid looks like fun.

[ofsquidsandkids-blog]

Important Update

So uh… There’s a hurricane possibly headed my way. It might move more east though. To anyone in the area, stay safe. Please prepare just in case.

If I do lose power, I’ll probably text one of my friends to alert you guys. This is a ‘just in case’ sort of thing, though. Who knows?

[teuthiis-blog]

I'm already under enough stress from school; and this happens. Stay safe.

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

Reblog if you do NOT rp smut

[Here is the link if you do RP smut]

[askcottonpuffelsen]

M!A Mythological Creatures List

Brute: Muse becomes an Orc for (anon specified).

Bite: Muse becomes a Vampire for (anon specified).

Thin The Herd: Muse becomes a Werewolf for (anon specified).

Sleeping Shepard: Muse becomes a Satyr for (anon specified).

Daedalus’ Maze: Muse becomes a Minotaur for (anon specified).

Clippity Clop: Muse becomes a Centaur for (anon specified).

Bubble Bubble: Muse becomes a Witch for (anon specified).

Shot It In The Head!: Muse becomes a Zombie for (anon specified).

Yol, Toor Shul!: Muse becomes a Dragon (specified species) for (anon specified).

Time’s Up: Muse becomes the Grim Reaper for (anon specified).

What The Hell Is THAT?: Muse becomes a mutant for (anon specified)

No Rest For The Wicked: Muse becomes a devil for (anon specified)

Pact of Righteousness: Muse becomes an angel for (anon specified).

Lustful Wretch: Muse becomes a Succubus/Incubus for (anon specified).

Did You Hear That?: Muse becomes a poltergeist for (anon specified).

Your Faithful Student: Muse becomes a mage (type of magic) for (anon specified).

Walking Timber: Muse becomes a Treant for (anon specified).

To A Non-Believer: Muse becomes a god of (anon specified) for (anon specified).

Who Could It Be That Set You Free?: Muse becomes a Nuckelavee for (anon specified).

Hail Hydra!: Muse becomes a Hydra for (anon specified).

Suit And Tie: Muse become a Slender for (anon specified).

Oh, That’s So Creepy!: Muse becomes a Haunted Doll for (anon specified).

Faithful Trickster: Muse becomes a Kitsune for (anon specified).

Majestic: Muse becomes a unicorn (magic or not, anon specified) for (anon specified).

Winged Stead: Muse becomes a Pegasus for (anon specified).

Healthy Trees: Muse becomes a Dryad for (anon specified).

Guess What I Am!: Muse becomes a Shapeshifter / Doppelganger for (anon specified).

Don’t Follow Their Song: Muse becomes a Siren for (anon specified).

Feathered Freak: Muse becomes a Harpy for (anon specified).

Creepy Crawlies: Muse becomes a Giant Spider (specified species) for (anon specified).

Tehe!: Muse becomes a fairy/pixie for (anon specified).

As You Wish: Muse becomes a Genie trapped in a lamp for (anon specified).

Dangling Guts: Muse becomes a Pennangalan for (anon specified).

Part of your World: Muse becomes a Merfolk for (anon specified).

One-Eye: Muse becomes a Cyclops for (anon specified).

Living Clay: Muse becomes a Golem for (anon specified).

Sticky Coat: Muse becomes a Kelpie for (anon specified).

I Come In Peace: Muse becomes an Alien for (anon specified).

Clean Up, Aisle Four: Muse becomes a Slime for (anon specified).

Why’s the Floor Shaking?: Muse becomes a Giant for (anon specified).

Pay My Toll!: Muse becomes a Troll for (anon specified).

Stone Wings: Muse becomes a Gargoyle for (anon specified).

Horrible Screaming: Muse becomes a Banshee for (anon specified).

Born from Ashes: Muse becomes a Phoenix for (anon specified).

Goat Sucker: Muse becomes a Chupacabra for (anon specified).

Release the Kraken!: Muse becomes a Kraken for (anon specified).

Stormy Seas: Muse becomes a Thunderbird for (anon specified).

Freaky Pussy: Muse becomes a Manticore for (anon specified).

Headless and Horseless: Muse becomes a Dullahan for (anon specified).

Annoying Little Pest: Muse becomes a Goblin for (anon specified).

Stitched Together: Muse becomes a Frankenstein for (anon specified).

Am I Pretty?: Muse becomes Kuchisake-Onna for (anon specified).

Slithering: Muse becomes a Naga for (anon specified).

Look into my Eyes: Muse becomes a Gorgon for (anon specified).

Noseless Monument: Muse is a Sphinx for (anon specified).

Three Heads Aren’t Always Better: Muse is a Cerberus for (anon specified).

Twilight Much?: Muse becomes a Vrykolakas for (anon specified).

Dear, Prince(ss): Muse becomes an Alicorn for (anon specified).

Beaked Puss: Muse becomes a Griffin for (anon specified).

Vile Pest!: Muse becomes a Wererat for (anon specified).

Pointy Ears: Muse becomes an Elf for (anon specified).

Watch Your Hair!: Muse become a Will O Wisp for (anon specified).

I’m In My Element: Muse becomes an Elemental (specified element) for (anon specified).

Too Many Parts: Muse becomes a Chimera for (anon specified).

Is It Moving?: Muse becomes an Automaton for (anon specified).

Bump In The Night: Muse becomes a Boogieman and terrorizes another’s muse for (anon specified) nights.

Handy Tyke: Muse becomes Dwarven for (anon specified).

Sand Crawler: Muse becomes a Death Worm for (anon specified).

Tusked Fiend: Muse becomes an Ogre for (anon specified).

Common Beast: Muse becomes a monster from his/her own world (anon specified) for (anon specified).

[agenttwo]

[[This sounds like fun! >w</]]

[agenttwo]

n-zapper-fynn

octoscout

Oh look. uvu/

[teuthiis-blog]

*EVERY WOLFWHISTLE*

[teuthiis-blog]

A little CAH game

Password is “kidsquid”

[splatoonus]

Happy Hump Day, Squidfans! Did you know that you can visit Nintendo World in New York City to check out a display about the art of Splatoon?

[srpelo-deactivated20181203]

This is my church

[splat-splat-boom]

((my job is near here :D))

[teuthiis-blog]

I WAS JUST THERE TODAY.

[fuks]

[teuthiis-blog]

anyone wanna risk this? :P

[octobotkiing-deactivated2015103]

I'm going to fuck the skeleton.

[[ dio-brandoes , pkmntrainerfixc please dont fuck papyrus ]] 

[teuthiis-blog]

// Yeah, please don’t fuck coolskeleton95 // Yeah that’s my PAPYRUS blog // NYEH HEH HEH

[cordial-octoling]

Brush (Seider)

She just purred loudly, almost cuddling up to Seider. No words. Only purrs.

[teuthiis-blog]

Seider simply smiled, continuing to brush Evius’ tentacle-hair.

[cordial-octoling]

She was full on relaxed, almost half-asleep. It was rather soothing.

[teuthiis-blog]

"Aww." Seider remarked, smiling a bit more at her calmness.