Texican ADUB

I really love Allstar Weekend

[josskuhh]

I’m late to the party as usual but I was re-watching Spaceballs today and I could not resist doing this. Please forgive me. Also this is my first gif ever so I hope I did it right! Please don’t remove the caption! 

[towardsmorning]

Take a break!

(please do not send me asks about bootlegs. I don’t have time to respond to them.)

[healingsuggestions]

HELLO ALL!!! FALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND YOU’LL GET TO WEAR JEANS AND LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS AND SWEATERS!!! YOU WONT GET ALL HOT JUST WALKING OUTSIDE FOR 3 minUTES!! THE LEAVES WILL BE CHANGING AND COFFEE WILL BE APPROPRIATE AT 10AM AND 10PM!! THERE WILL BE BETTER DAYS AHEAD. I’m exited for us!

[texicanadub]

Polyphemus: Trust Nobody not even Nobody

[swaglexander-the-great]

A Brief Summary: Ancient Greeks

Helen: Dame that hatched out of an egg and started a giant war

Achilles: Cross-dresses, sulks then kills people then dies

Patroklus: Sasstroklus

Amphiaraus: Hoe broke Hades’ ceiling

Aeneas: Roman plot armour 

Paris: Lil bitch with godly help. Additional: Should have picked a different goddess

Herakles: Fucked up by Hera but was still an ass. Disney lies.

Odysseus: Clever ho with the stupidest crew in the entire universe

Pirithous: Hades made his buttocks smooth

Penelope: *Lady Gaga Voice* Boys Boys Boys

Briseis: *Lady Gaga voice* Boys Boys Boy- *all the boys die* shit

The Entirety of Sparta: It’s ok to be gay (in fact it’s kinda illegal not to be)

Bellerophon: Tamed Pegasus then was killed by a fly

Tydeus: The First Zombie *groans braaaaains in the background*

Ganymede: Literally the hottest man in existence

Agamemnon: Actual, literal trash

Clydemnestra: She who takes out the actual, literal trash

Asclepius: Healed people, raised people from the dead, was the son of a god and was killed for it. Sound familiar? 

Hephaestion: (whoops he’s a Macedonian) A+ thighs but died eating chicken

Alexander the Great: (another Macedonian lol) actually just great

Icarus: Don’t get high, kids 

Pasiphae: Whoops, Hera made me fuck a bull

Oedipus: Motherfucker

Theseus: Saved by his balls. Well, Ariadne’s ball. Of string.

Nausicaa: She ain’t afraid of no naked man

Hector: Lucky Apollo was on his side or he’d never have recovered from that Patroburn\rock to the face

Cassandra: tbh should probably have fucked Apollo

Anchises: Aphrodite has a thing for cripples

Diomedes: boss aSS BITCHH *the crowd goes wild* *gods run off*

Polyphemus: MANFLESH

Daedalus: Amazing maze man

Perseus: Killed a dame with wild-as hair and killed his dad with a discus (DIDN’T FCUKING RIDE PEGASUS U HOLLYWOOD TRASH)

Circe: Men are literally pigs

Laocoon (and sons): Get these motherfuckin’ snakes off this motherfuckin’ beach

Telemachus: I MUST BE SWIFT AS A RAGING RIVER\ WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON *becomes a man into the distance, that distance being Sparta*

If y’all want to know the stories behind any of these, send me an ask

Story for Helen x Story for Amphiaraus x Story for Telemachus x Story for Agamemnon here x Story for Briseis here x

[texicanadub]

A Summary of Homer's Odyssey

athena: don't do the thing

odysseus: *does the thing*

poseidon: mothERFUCKER

[maichan808]

Hamilton Hijinks @ the National Portrait Gallery

Security only came over once to question our antics, but we didn’t get thrown out, so all-in-all I consider this endeavor a SUCCESS!

[linmanuel]

BAHAHAHAHAHA ARE YOU READY TO TRUMBULLLLLLLLL

[holdingntoyou]

hamilton + text posts

[linssweater]

When you are trying to appeal to a certain demographic

[the-greatest-city-in-the-world]

I can’t

[beansqui]

My favorite fighting Frenchman

[texicanadub]

Eliza: *has been supporting Alexander for years*

Angelica: *crossed the ocean just to be with him*

Eliza and Angelica: Take a break and go upstate with us!

Alexander: no.

Maria: *has supported him for ?? days?? and crossed the street to be with him*

Alexander: yES

[breakfastautocrat]

Why did Hamilton cross the dueling grounds?

To get to the other side.

[linmanuel]

I hate you (no I love you.)

[cdaae]

I have way too much fun on snapchat

[cdaae]

When someone mentions Hamilton:

[antisorum]

yep i’m still obsessing over hamilton, drawn in PS

[midtownsparker]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PICTURE AND SHE WAS IN A DIFFERENT COSTUME THIS IS AMAZING

[ten-and-donna]

I AM STILL FUCKING ANGRY AT HOW GOOD THIS IS

[not-angiee]

SO MY PHONE KEPT GOING OFF DURING MY TEST, AND I WASNT ALLOWED TO GET UP AND TURN IT OFF BECAUSE CHEATING AND SHTUFF AND PEOPLE WERE SAYING STUFF LIKE “you must be popular” AND I SAID “NO I HAVE TWITTER NOTIFICATIONS FOR LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, AND JUDGING BY HOW MANY NOTIFICATIONS WENT OFF I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE THAT HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING.”