trying

im still wicked bad, 30s

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hey look, I'm 40 and the societal turn-screws have been tightened yet again*. another 'milestone' with even less to show for it than i thought possible,,,

i never dreamed it would be like this, I've learned to just stop dreaming tbh

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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 4/14/08, 11:33:24 PM.

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it's my tumblr-versary

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apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 4/14/08, 11:33:24 PM.

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after gym glow

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please enjoy the good times* when you have them. because damn are the bad times relentless when it's their turn,,,

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in a lovely, maudlin, trip-hop kind of mood,,,

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can't beat the classics #looneytunes #rabbitofseville #cartoon https://www.instagram.com/p/Co1I2rtL4nT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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i wish it would super bowl EVERY weekend! loving the empty gym #theonlysporticareabout #sportsball #gym #emptygym (at Planet Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/ColGvF0vPhg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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YEAH! they made a mitsuwa market in northridge! so much easier than driving to little tokyo! got my monburan (mont blanc chestnut) cake that i love! 😁 #northridge #japanese #🇯🇵 #mitsuwa #monburan #chestnut #🌰 #sfv (at Mitsuwa Marketplace) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-da5iyeL2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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darn it, you ugly chicken! 😭😭😭 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn-J6pxP3Bo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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breakfast! scrambled eggs with schug and feta cheese on a baguette with hummus and avocado - SOOOOOO GOOD! 🍳🧀🥑🥖 #scrambledeggs #baguette #hummus #avocado #fetacheese #yum #foodporn #breakfast https://www.instagram.com/p/CmpDX-RvpEV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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during this holiday season, my catphews remind us all to take it easy and curl up next to those we love 🧡🕎🎄✨ #happyholidays #hannukah #christmas #catphew #bootslovesyou #itsthelittlethings https://www.instagram.com/p/CmlI2cgrdAC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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on a more 'festive' episode of eddie tries we have: mountain dew fruit quake soda this tastes like if they made the vomit flavored harry potter jelly beans into a soda 1/10 and 🤢🤢🤢🤢 awful, just awful, i wanted to stop after the first sip but gave it a second sip just to be sporting, ugh #eddietries #itsthelittlethings #adventure #alwaystryingnewthings #festive #mountaindew #fruitquake #ugh #🤢 https://www.instagram.com/p/ClxGk7DJzpD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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it's been FAAAAAR too long,,, #beach #malibu #la #orange #myplace #itsthelittlethings #ים #מליבו #כתום #חוף #כיף #שלי #久しぶり (at Malibu, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci53KM-P5St/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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IT'S NESS! check out his franklin badge! #brickheadz #ness #earthbound #bootlego #lego #mother2 #fun #bricks #hobby #collection #bootleg https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch0Gbr1Pcrg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Milk and honey.

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so, 'not', i guess

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on a completely different flavor of eddie tries something: i dug up my ancient rollerblades (haven't skated in more than 20 years) and decided, despite all evidence to the contrary, that I'm fit enough to blade around balboa park! i had a blast! i didnt immediately fall on my ass (or at all, despite one close call going over a crack) and eventually, i did it! you can see in the third picture the grey points are all the times my fat ass had to rest 😂😂😂 i love being physical 9/10 it really was fun but also sad when i noticed my body couldn't remember how to skate backwards 😂😢 😭/10 the wannabe skater in me is disappointed in me for blading, but he can shut up #eddietries #itsthelittlethings #adventure #alwaystryingnewthings #oroldthings #beenawhile #rollerblading #skating #balboapark #outdoors #fun #summer #久しぶり (at Balboa Park Wildlife Reserve) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdjt-cuJlr7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=