Texts From Monarch-Boo's Interests

TFLN, Text Posts, Incorrect Quotes, Tweets, Screenshots of Despair, etc. of basically anything I happen to be interested in at the time.

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Incorrect Moral Orel Quotes #1

Rev. Putty: I see people saying they're "bustin it down sexual style" and "goated with the sauce"- and I think Wow... What you're really doing is bustin it down *sinful* style... But I'm here to tell you... there's somebody out there who is goated with the *cross* his name is *Jesus Christ*-

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Incorrect GTA Quotes #36

Tony: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?!

Luis: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a history of violence.

Tony: ...Oh.

Luis: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Incorrect JJBA Quotes #1

Ghiaccio: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

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incorrect gta quotes #35

Tony: Let's not talk about trauma or deal with any of that shit. Let's just have a good time and get drunk.

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Incorrect GTA Quotes #34

Armando: I'm just laying out a little sugar to catch my snake.

Luis: Flies. Sugar catches flies.

Armando: What catches snakes?

Henrique: You gotta wear snake traps.

Joni: No you need those metal sticks with the grabber at the end.

Luis: My grandmother uses those to get cereal down from her cupboard.

Henrique: Why are there snakes in your grandmother's cereal?

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“Florian” after the war:

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Henrique and Armando:we irritating 😂😂😂

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i made this way back when after hours just came out and i fucking forgot about it

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incorrect gta quotes #33

Niko: Roman wake up! you fucked up big time

Roman: cousin

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Colin:

Went out to get me some Skittles but I didn't wanna pay for themMm

and then one of the Storrre attendants came up to meeEE and was like

put that

BAAAAAACK

and then he grabbed my arm and I said Don't Touch,

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incorrect gta quotes #31 (feat. Emil again)

Tony: Would you rather kill Lazlow, or-

Emil: Yes. Kill him.

Tony: ...I didn't say the other-

Emil: I don't need to hear it.

Lazlow: .....I'm feeling a little unsafe.

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lazlow:

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incorrect gta quotes #30 (feat my OC)

Tony: If you can switch lives with anybody in this room who would you switch lives with?

Emil: I would pick Lazlow.

Tony: Why pick Lazlow?

Emil: Because he's probably gonna die soon.

Lazlow: what the fuck

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anyway i’m bored trying to think of clothes swaps i can do and i made this connection between meggy and kent

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incorrect gta quotes #29

Abdul: Yusuf, get out of the tank

Yusuf: You're not my daddy

Abdul: Get out of the fucking tank I am your dad

Yusuf: You're not my dad

Abdul: I am your dad, get out of the--

Yusuf: I'm in a tank and you're not!

Abdul: Get out of the fucking tank!

Yusuf: I'm literally in a tank and you're not

Abdul: Get OUT of the--

Yusuf: You're not my dad

Abdul: Literally get out of the tank

Yusuf: Tell me it's a militant, I don't give a fuck!

Abdul: Get out of the fucking tank

Yusuf: no

Abdul: Okay.

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incorrect gta quotes #28

Lazlow: She says I'm cute "A.F."- which I assume stands for "and fun"!

Tony: Awwww......... it doesn't...

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