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i am reduced to making a text post so that i can use the tags on it to hopefully find something on my blog because i canât turn safe mode off nor have i found any way to say âhey tumblr iâm not a porn bot can i please have functionality backâ
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me after watching this
Full video of this animatronic zombie arcade! I was commissioned to draw the poster and the slimy name fonts!! Includes footage of it being played and how the mechanics work!! Until now, building a monster carnival game and leasing it out for events isnât a thing I even realized was something someone might do and itâs giving me ideas
Sculptures of Tomâs most unfortunate moments
Centurion-chan, run!!
Hi I thought Iâd peaked my music crimes but no, I put âFlight of the Bumblebeeâ in to the every second beat thing and it sounds like a Donkey Kong level hopped up on amphetamines. I have no idea what this is even trying to do. Accept this gift, for the heavens surely wonât.
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#this is the beginning of a porno oh my god
skyrim mod where the archers all miss the guy who tries to run away from the execution and he escapes
sometimes that just happens organically bc the AI can actually miss the shot on their own, but him getting shot by the archers is what triggers the next scene where the executions begin, so if he does manage to escape everybody just stands silently
Here's how to take Wired's advice and get your own e-scooter, for a fraction of the cost
Today, Wired advises you to âStop Renting E-Scooters Every Day and Just Buy One Already!â, which may or may not be good advice in terms of your own safety and the safety of others, but if you like the idea, you donât need to spend $1000-$1600 to risk your neck and the necks of everyone else on your commute.
Many cities have banned e-scooter short-hire vehicles and are impounding them, and in other cities, repo men have been busily seizing scooters left on private property, and the e-scooter companies, who already lose money on every scooter (theyâre making it up in volume!) just abandon their scooters to rust away in impound lots and turn into e-waste.
Which means that you can pick up scooters for pocket-change in municipal auctions! Thereâs only one problem: the control units of these scooters only take orders from companies like Bird and Lime, so even after you own one of these things, you canât ride it without paying an overcapitalized bezzle for the privilege.
That isâŚnot unless you swap out the control unit! For $30 or less, you can get a conversion kit that swaps in with just a few screwsâ worth of fiddling. Once you do that, that city impound scooter becomes your scooter, at a price so cheap you can buy two!
This strategy is totally legal, and totally toxic to Bird and Limeâs business model, and boy do they know it: last year, Bird threatened to sue me for writing about this in a bid to keep the news from spreading. Luckily, we recognized the hollowness of their threat and, with help from our friends at the Electronic Frontier Foundation, we were able to force them to back down and issue an apology (albeit not a very good one).
Consider this our bit of service journalism for the day: if you really want to own your own e-scooter, donât contribute to the growing mountains of e-waste created by these things. Instead, help your city defray the costs of impounding the scooters that feckless, overcapitalized companies like Bird and Lime have littered our streets with, blocking wheelchair and stroller access and putting other sidewalk users at risk from high-speed, potentially lethal âpersonal transports.â
https://boingboing.net/2019/09/24/flip-that-bird.html
What a year this week has been.
Itâs Monday.
It sure as hell is.
The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets
âBefore proceeding further, the Court notes that this case involves two extremely likable lawyers, who have together delivered some of the most amateurish pleadings ever to cross the hallowed causeway into Galveston, an effort which leads the Court to surmise but one plausible explanation. Both attorneys have obviously entered into a secret pact complete with hats, handshakes and cryptic words to draft their pleadings entirely in crayon on the back sides of gravy-stained paper place mats, in the hope that the Court would be so charmed by their child-like efforts that their utter dearth of legal authorities in their briefing would go unnoticed. Whatever actually occurred, the Court is now faced with the daunting task of deciphering their submissions. With Big Chief tablet readied, thick black pencil in hand, and a devil-may-care, laugh-in-the-face-of-death, life-on-the-razorâs-edge sense of exhilaration, the Court begins.â
â Bradshaw v. Unity Marine Corp., Inc., 147 F. Supp. 2d 668 (S.D. Tex. 2001)
Oh boy
I googled the full judgement (x) and it just⌠keeps going like that. The judge has no chill and also may be my new hero.
âDespite the continued shortcomings of Plaintiffâs supplemental submission, the Court commends Plaintiff for his vastly improved choice of crayon. Brick Red is much easier on the eyes than Goldenrod, and stands out much better amidst the mustard splotched about Plaintiffâs briefing. But at the end of the day, even if you put a calico dress on it and call it Florence, a pig is still a pig.â
my fav part of morrowind is when you are told, straight faced, to bring levitation potions to a tower because some fucking wizard was like âonly peasants use stairsâ
THE FULL KENNY OMEGA SANS ENTRANCE IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.
HOLY FUCK.
TOBY, DID YOU HELP WITH THIS LADS.
HEâS CALLING ON THE POWER OF SANS UNDERTALE.
A Bundt Cake Reveals Hidden Bigfoot When Sliced
Justinâs (at the time) 2-year-old daughter decides to fight the moon
Justin: What aboutâ?
Charlie: Fire is hot.
Justin: Fire is hot, thatâs a great point. Salient and well-made.
Charlie: [singing] Mister sun, sun! Mister golden sun, please shine down on me!
Justin: Oh, the sun. [Charlie sings the same lines again] What do you think about the sun?
Charlie: Itâs shining bright!
Justin: Mm-hmm. When does the sun come out?
Charlie: Firstâitâlights up the day!
Justin: And when does the moon come out?
Charlie: Itâs at night.
Justin: What happens when the moon comes out during the day? [long pause] Now, I noticed youâre balling your fists up. What is that for?
Charlie: [long, high-pitched noise of consideration] Punch it!
Justin: Youâre gonna punch the moon. [Charlie: Yeah!] Why?
Charlie: Because weâre knights!
Justin: Weâre knights? [Charlie: Yeah.] Okay.
Charlie: Come on, Daddy, letâs fight the moon! [muffling sounds as she gets down]
Justin: Well. Um, Iâm not sure we should fight the moon. Itâs a very long way away. Iâmâwouldâ [Charlie babbles about the moon in the distance] Whereâs the moon? Okay, sheâs left the room. [Charlie makes punching sound effects in the distance] [Justin starts laughing] Can you punch the moon here, in the room with the microphone?
Charlie: [at a distance] Come on, Mommy!
Justin: Well, I guess thatâs gonna do it for us. Um, is there anything else youâd like to say?
Charlie: UmâŚwell. Look! Up there!
Justin: What do you see?
Charlie: On the bookshelf! [Justin: Uh-huh?] Look. Thereâs a present up there!
Justin: Thereâs a present up there? I donât think so.
Charlie: Who is it?
Justin: Youâre justâŚtaking your headphones off now. Oh no, theyâre falling apart. Okay, well letâs say goodbye. Say âbye-bye, Mommy.â
Charlie: Bye-bye, Mommy.
Sydnee: [at a slight distance] Bye-bye!
Charlie: Uh, that was a great podcast we did! Bye-bye, Daddy!
Justin: [laughing] Bye-bye, Charlie.
Charlie: Weâre gonna punch the moon! [Justin bursts into laughter]
reblogging for transcript!
Also some people have requested links to this very good podcast, and I donât have them onhand any more. Does anyone have them?
