Ace Attorney Shitposting

Exactly what the title says. Frequently NSFW.

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Info Post

What is this?

When I'm bored I edit Ace Attorney characters into Texts From Last Night posts or random internet text posts. I have so many of them I decided to make a blog.

Why?

Because these were all the rage in 2014 and I'm feeling nostalgic.

Is this blog safe for work?

Most of the text is extremely not safe for work. Browse at your own risk.

Further FAQs beneath the cut!

Can I send you a text post to make?

Yeah sure, submissions are open. Don't abuse it. https://textsfromjapanifornia.tumblr.com/submit

Do you ship -

I'm an adult with a job who doesn't care what you ship as long as you tag it so I can avoid the stuff I don't wanna see. Any actual shippy posts will feature unrelated adults because that's my comfort zone. Otherwise, I'm here for crack pairings. Yes, this does mean Larry Butz/Wendy Oldbag is on the table if it's funny enough.

Mostly I like Klavdar.

Will you reblog my fundraiser/pinned post/donation drive?

No.

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(913): i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(317): disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell

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And that's a wrap for Submit Your Own Texts Week! We'll be back to our regularly scheduled two posts a day tomorrow. Thank you to everybody who submitted - we had some real gems in there! It seems like at least a few of you had fun with this, and I know I did, so we might do this again for a future milestone or just for fun.

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(971): Oh. In that case I suppose I'm gay for you too.

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(339): THATS MY KITKAT BAR BITCH

(1-339): i'll lick you both

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(228): senpai your scaring me

(585): *you're

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(234): i wanna grab him by the collar and yell "IM GAY AND I WANT YOU TO STRANGLE ME IN A SEXUAL WAY"

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(772): do you ever stop talking about your car?

(262): No

(915): he never will

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(903): i set your contact to 'Sweet Boy'

(617): YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

(617): ur set as "my cute little microwave oven set to 360 degrees"

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(862): I just got an autism diagnosis. I don't know what to do with this information.

(1-862): do you want a card that says ITS A BOY except boy is marked out with autism because ive been wanting to make that

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(618): wait no ignore that sorry i cant get that stupid fucking twink outta my head

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(310): so what I'm hearing is that god likes his men circumcised

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(772): the flames of lesbianism are growing strogner

(1-772): stronger?

(772): strogner

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(216): Were you a disruptive child in class?

(910): No, I didn't say a fucking word. I'm making up for it now.

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(903): How quaint. Truly, the fragility of mortals never ceases to amuse me. Thou succumbest to weariness after but a trifling exchange.

(1-903): FUCK YOU

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(832): they’re probably unopposed to bush there