Vivienne Hart

Help, there is a man outside.

I did not invite him here.

can you not "rain, rain, go away" him

I threw garlic cloves at him and he just sighed and reminded me that it doesn't actually work like that.

or we can use pepper spray just to spite him

🫢

Hold on, let me go find him-

this is gonna end so badly

Help, there is a man outside.

I did not invite him here.

can you not "rain, rain, go away" him

I threw garlic cloves at him and he just sighed and reminded me that it doesn't actually work like that.

or we can use pepper spray just to spite him

thatone-midgardian

when the sun goes down ☀️

and the moon comes up 🌕

💃🏻🪩

@thelosthart

I hope the sun comes back.

I TURN INTO A TEENAGE GOO GOO MUCK

You've been a teenage goo goo muck for a century.

HOW DARE U

HoW dArE u-

Am I wrong?

>:(

you're almost two centuries old but you go to highschool

That just means I'm well educated

you're only good with dates

I am great with dates

because you’re old

So are you???

you're older

And wiser

lexi is the wisest

Certainly wiser than the rest of you

i can't deny that

You're included in that "rest of you", right Dessa?

how is she included in "the rest of you" I thought you were educated

Exactly!

Get his ass, Viv

@stefan-salvatore-duh Why would you let me do that? What is wrong with you?

EVERYTHING

Help, there is a man outside.

I did not invite him here.

can you not "rain, rain, go away" him

WHY IS YOUR SISTER IN A BOX

@the-lost-hart

Niklaus probably

aren’t you gonna wake her up

In a moment, yes

would klaus be mad if you do

Niklaus is always mad about something

is it wise to go pull a prank on him

No

which translates to “yes, Vivienne, you have to pull a prank on Santa Klaus”

You spend too much time with Victoire

is it that obvious

WHY IS YOUR SISTER IN A BOX

@the-lost-hart

Niklaus probably

aren’t you gonna wake her up

In a moment, yes

would klaus be mad if you do

Niklaus is always mad about something

is it wise to go pull a prank on him

No

which translates to “yes, Vivienne, you have to pull a prank on Santa Klaus”

WHY IS YOUR SISTER IN A BOX

@the-lost-hart

Niklaus probably

aren’t you gonna wake her up

In a moment, yes

would klaus be mad if you do

Niklaus is always mad about something

is it wise to go pull a prank on him

WHY IS YOUR SISTER IN A BOX

@the-lost-hart

Niklaus probably

aren’t you gonna wake her up

In a moment, yes

would klaus be mad if you do

WHY IS YOUR SISTER IN A BOX

@the-lost-hart

Niklaus probably

aren’t you gonna wake her up

incorrectly-canon

damonic-possession

Stefan is getting locked up in the basement until he has learned to behave. A thimble of skunk blood a day.

Right. I’m going to need context, clarification, and possibly a drink.

minimalistquotes

When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not.

Where's my man when I need him?

Lmao, I can't believe I wrote this. I don't need a man, wtf?

and that is the example for oxymoron

Maybe I'm just right.

my statement still stands

damonic-possession

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

@thelosthart

You tell me

Why is it called a building if it’s already built? Shouldn’t it be called a built?

Are you experiencing blood deprivation?