DragonFable meets TFLN

Imagine if there were cellphones in Lore. Just imagine it. [DragonFable meets Texts From Last Night]

[textsfromlore]

(917):

Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman

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(214):

Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.

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(214):

I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.

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(347):

You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you

(718):

yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.

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(306):

So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say “child shows some signs of mental retardation”.

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(931):

just woke up in my neighbors garage.

(931):

scratch that. I’m like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.

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(603):

Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

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(330):

First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down

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(203):

You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at

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(440):

The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"

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(516):

the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY

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guess who just found all the submissions they made to the blog 3 years ago

THIS GIRL

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(716):

We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.

(907):

well done

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(626):

Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...

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(970):

I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.

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(781):

my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special