(248):are you still at the devil's house?
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@textsfrommgronald
(248):are you still at the devil's house?
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(248):Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
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(425):It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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(970):Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
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(307):I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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(703):If i come over, it means nothing
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(919):What are we going to do tonight?
(704):What we try to do every night. Take over the world
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(209):dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209):nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
(514): you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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(314): shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
(313):
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
(518):
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
(618):
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
(203):
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
(734):
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
(+44):
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club