Texts From Nassau @textsfromnassau - Tumblr Blog

That’s the end of the queue!

Well I’m currently in scholastic hell, so there probably won’t be any new posts until the new year. Feel free to send in prompts!

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(219): Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.

(843): He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.

(812): I just announced to Denny’s that I’m not wearing a bra.

(563): how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker

(518): Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.

(682): ok so I just had a really great idea

(817): no.

(360): It’s like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don’t even have that.

(519): There is a nerf gun war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge

(325): Sometimes I envy you when I’m not praying for your soul.

(501): If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.

(360): well I already know I’m going to hell, at this point ist’s really go big or go home

(646): I’ll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.

(203): I’ve literally never felt worse

(203): My body feels like its decomposing

(804): I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex

(919): I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?

submitted by @blacksailsd140

(+81): And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells “douche” on one cheek and “nozzle” on the other.

Texts From Nassau