as pretentious as it needs to be

he/him 20-something. hold my hand and look at bugs with me

[gerardwaist]

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

[exuberantocean]

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

[exuberantocean]

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

[preserving-tiktok]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[bob-artist]

A battle between good and weevil

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[omegaversereloaded]

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

[omegaversereloaded]

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

[fluorescentnova]

[maja-paja]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[trigona-necrophaga]

Gideon the Ninth naming system notes appreciation post

[fleabagknox-deactivated20260331]

me when. I’m in. The shower.

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[beadyeyes]

It's go away Sunday everyone go away now

[paulandersonxo]

do nuns have pockets

[paulandersonxo]

question answered thanks #MediaNun

[tokyo-muse]

[iero]

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"