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Adeptus Xiao. CALL MY NAME.

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ooc. ... I need to resist the urge to write xiao again ...

#// im constantly fighting the urge to make xiao or venti a blog #// mostly fear is whats stopping me #// especially since i just completely deleted a whole bunch of blogs #// archons bless me fjdkle

OOC. he he he he he HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE.

#// HES MINE

ooc. not genshin related, BUT I FINALLY GOT IT !!

#// im sobbing i finally got my hands on a luke ssr

OOC. 67 into pity and ayato still hasn’t shown his mug.

#✦; out of character.#// also ive changed back into paimon magically #// no more shrek

ooc. crab.

#✦; out of character.#// crab #✦; april fools shenanigans.

shcuta:

“ of course you tried to hide what we had many years ago but you can’t escape us ” tinky winky said leaning down pressing their foreheads together. “ I finally got you back my green onion, I won’t let you go a second time ” cherry blossoms petals falling around them as he grabs him by the hand.

“ You’re right ... I never forgot about you. No matter how many swamps I built between us. “ He leans against the other’s forehead, the flicker of a smile gently appearing as his eye sturn upward.

“ ... I don’t want you to. This time, I’m here to stay. “ The beautiful piano begins to play in the background, the true loves were finally reunited.

This would truly be an April Fools day to remember...

#✦; saved.#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// im sobbing inside

shcuta:

“ I was never after the little guy, I was chasing you ” purple masculine hand caress the cheek wetted by the tear. “ my green onion ”

a gasp escapes the ogre, face leaning into the purple touch. hand moves upward, hand covering the others.

“ it has felt like years since i’ve heard that pet name. “ eyes flicker back upward to stare into tinky winky’s.

#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// im perishing???#// im perishing...

@shcuta liked for shrek

“ I hope... you are treating my little onion right. “ Wipes tear with his overly masculine arms.

#✦; april fools shenanigans.

@harbingertm liked for shrek.

“ I’ve been waiting a long time to tell you this ... but I’m actually the Tsaritsa. I felt it was important for you to know. “

#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// aaaaaaa

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Ye're…. Ye're cheatin on me ? wi tinkie winky??? A thoucht whit we haed wis special… A sharit ma swamp, ye helpit raise ma kids…. ( translation: You're…. You're cheating on me ? With Tinkie Winky??? I thought what we had was special… I shared my swamp, you helped raise my kids…. )

no , it's not that shrek .. it's just .. i always had those wet dreams of being with you and tinky winky totheter, shek , but i couldn't have told you that all i wanted .. was a threesome , and 156 children .

#✦; saved.#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// IM LOSING MY MIND

@pigeonshot said: TIMMIE HAS A KNIFE.

YOU WILL PERISH SHREK --

" So, you think you are the hero of your own story, do you kid ? “

#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// TIMMIE NO

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@teyvatguide

green is a much better color for the lady

“ green is not a creative color ”

teyvatguide

“ and purple sounds like a fart. “

#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// is this our first thread technically #// id ont know how to feel about this

@acthcr said: shhhh shrek, dont talk just kis me already

#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// all of my actions to this point have been a mistake #acthcr #✦; meme time.#✦; graphics.#// do i want to tag this #// if i dont tag it i have plausible deniability

pats the spot besides him on bed to let shrek join in ~ . 🥵😉

Shrek stalks toward Aether, a smirk on his lips which quickly turns into a lip bite as he surveys the other with an unabashed gaze. He sits beside him, arms wrapping warmly around the shoulders of the other.

" Whit are ye doin i ma swamp ? " He says, sultry / @acthcr

#// sometimes i wonder what im doing with my life #// and then i realize this is it and get a bit chipper #acthcr #✦; april fools shenanigans.

@narukamiis said: I have plenty of experience, dear, and ready to start at your earliest convivence ;)

“ Excellent. Glad tae hear thare's someone o proper intelligence around these parts. Let's head oot, we have many things tae dae. “

( Translation: Excellent. Glad to hear there's someone of proper intelligence around these parts. Let's head out, we have many things to do. )

#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// i can thandle this what is going on

@pigeonshot said: I CAN'T BREATHE. OMG---FERFJIREJFIEFJEI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, SHREK---"

“ Ye -- stupid, stupid boy. Ye truly think this is ma final form ? “

#✦; april fools shenanigans.#// im crying into my hands what is going on #pigeonshot

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