Welcome To Mann.co Superstore!

Tf2 retail au

[tf2-retail-au]

Make sure to check the rules before submitting asks!

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Scout- Cashier

Soldier- Stocking shelves/managing back stock

Sniper- Janitor

Demo- Alcohol department

Heavy- Security guard

Engineer- Mechanic/tech guy

Spy- Security cams

Pyro- Sign spinner/front door greeter

Medic- Pharmaceutical department

Ms. Pauling- Store manager

The Administrator- CEO

Saxton Hale- Store mascot

Bidwell- Customer service

The mod of each character

Cloudy☁️-

Henry (BLU Scout) ⚾️ He/Him

Jane (RED Soldier) 🪖 He/Him

Mick (RED Sniper) 🎯 He/Him

Carmichael (BLU Demoman) 🧨 He/They

Mikail [Misha] (RED Heavy) 🥊 He/Him

Dell (RED Engineer) 🧰 He/Him

Alphonse (RED Spy) 🗡️ He/She

Muffles (BLU Pyro) 🔥 They/It

Helen [maybe] (The Administrator) 🎙️ She/Her

Saxton Hale 🐊 He/it

Bidwell 🖊️ He/They

Atlas🦴-

Jeremy (RED Scout) ⚾️ He/they

Ragnar (BLU Soldier) 🪖 He/Him

Ricky (BLU Sniper) 🎯They/He

Tavish (RED Demoman) 🧨 He/Him

Dimitri (BLU Heavy) 🥊 He/Him

Dallas (BLU Engineer) 🧰 He/Him

Beau (BLU Spy) 🗡️ He/She/They

Mumbles (RED Pyro) 🔥 He/She/They/It

Roswell (RED Medic) 💉 He/It

Fritz (BLU Medic) 💉 He/They/It

Florence Pauling 📋 She/They

Tags so far-

Spy: #Spy is in disguise

Sniper: #Sniper has depression

Soldier: #Soldier is screaming

Ms. Pauling: #Pauling is tired

Bidwell: #Bidwell is dying

Engineer: #Engineer is thinkin'

Heavy: #Heavy is guarding

Scout: #Scout is talkin' here!

Pyro: #Pyro's saying hi

Demoman: #Demo is drunk

Medic: #Medic is experimenting

Saxton Hale: #Saxton is showing off

Explanation/story + ships + rules under cut

Mann.co owns two shopping centers, at least two under that company name. Both stores are located on opposite sides of tuefort, both in competition with each other and struggling to keep their doors open. Both are pretty big, think of it like the tuefort version of Walmart or Target.

Because of lack of staff, Ms.Pauling is the manager of both stores, and genuinely wants the best for both locations.

Each “team” works within a different store location, meaning RED is in one store and BLU is in the other.

Ships-

RED Heavy x RED Medic (married)

BLU Heavy x BLU Medic (openly dating)

RED Soldier x RED Engineer (currently friends)

RED Sniper x BLU Demoman (secretly dating)

BLU Engineer x BLU Spy (married)

BLU Scout x RED Pyro (currently secretly friends)

RED Scout x BLU Sniper (currently friends and completely oblivious)

RED Demoman x Ms. Pauling (openly dating)

Single ppl [Lonely virgins </3]-

BLU Pyro

BLU Soldier

RED Spy (Technically dating someone already-)

The Administrator

Saxton Hale (Not for long >:3)

Bidwell (😁)

Rules/regulations-

1. Please specify which character the ask is for.

2. No outright NSFW, both mods are minors.

3. Don’t harass the characters or mods, don’t start serious arguments for fun.

4. Don’t bring politics into this, this is a tf2 rp account run by highschoolers

5. Basic dni, don’t be an asshole basically

6. If the mods are uncomfortable with an ask it will be deleted, that’s it.

7. Please for the love of gods don’t be too freaky, calm tf down/lh

8. Magic anons are allowed as long as you’re staying within the rules. Maximum 15 asks.

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scout! why is your mom hot? can i date your mom?

“What? No! I mean, I don’t mean she’s ugly or anythin’, but you ain’t datin’ my ma!” -⚾️

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Are the pharmacists single? ;)

Cuz if yes.. Hey bbg.. wish you were my meds.. so i could swallow you everyday... wtf i suck at flirting that was horrid-

“I have a husband.” -💉

“Nein! I have a loving boyfriend danke!” -💉

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memerizing the patterns on y'all faces right now, dont mind me.

“You’re doing what now mate?” -🎯

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May I release rabid raccoons (and possibly a kangaroo) into the shop?

“нет, you may not.” -🥊

(Translation: нет = no)

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*hands this to miss pauling* :D

"Oh, well thank you uh... TB?... odd name... Anyways I will give this to my boss to look over." -📋

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-🎙️

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woah we can do magic?? both snipers, ya now both gods for the next ask have fun with this one time power. or something

"What the bloody hell-" -(🎯) Mick looked down at his hands. He looked normal enough but when looking at the shelf a bag of chips exploded. "Noice."

“Oh noice, thank ya mate.” -🎯 Ricky thinks for a moment before turning back to the magic customer. “Hypothetically, could I use this to make someone… let’s say… fall in love with me?”

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"I fuckin kissed him." -🧰

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“Ha! Schwuchtel…” -💉

(Translate it yourself…)

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"I fuckin kissed him." -🧰

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*stares into red cameras*

Alphonse turns off the cameras and smokes a cigarette. That costumer isn't bound to stay forever.

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"RAGNAR I FUCKING HATE YOU WHY WOULD YOU PACKAGE THE BEANS LIKE THAT????" -⚾

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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I PACKAGED THE BEANS COMPLETELY NORMALLY, LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN.” -🪖

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"You packaged them Individually. You fucking packaged them INDIVIDUALLY." -⚾

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"RAGNAR I FUCKING HATE YOU WHY WOULD YOU PACKAGE THE BEANS LIKE THAT????" -⚾

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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I PACKAGED THE BEANS COMPLETELY NORMALLY, LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN.” -🪖

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"RAGNAR I FUCKING HATE YOU WHY WOULD YOU PACKAGE THE BEANS LIKE THAT????" -⚾

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Re: the beans

I'm wonderful. Finally got all the beans I need for the bean colony *pats bean bucket*

"Mhm, that's nice pal." -(⚾) Henry scanned the beans one by one, his eye twitching at every "beep" sound of the cash register.

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HEY, WAIT, WHOEVER SENT THAT BANANA ASK, YOU WANNA BE FREND???

“Why exactly are ya communicating this through us?” -⚾️

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*stares in cameras at the blu retail store*

“Zhis is not zhe weirdest thing I have seen on zhe security cameras…” -🗡️ Beau ignores the customer and continues to do his job.

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Hola.

My name is RED Hacker. Last week, I won 1000 dollars in the lottery. I was so happy. But then, four guys from my job came to me and said I should use my 1000 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised that I would double my money in one afternoon. But the U.S. government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp all the way up in the Colorado Rockies. We begged to be let go, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of four gringos from work who I don't even like lied to me and took my lottery winnings.

-💻

“Uh… pal, this is a Mann. Co super store…” -⚾️

"What the heck..." -🧰