sugar baby

“are you serious? he tried to make a move on you? jesus, he’s lucky i’m too lazy to drive over to his place and kick his ass.”

“dead ass serious. i don’t know what he was thinking, but he really did try it. you can always do it the next time you see him.”

“no, you did not. what’d he do now? do i need to beat him up?”

“okay, so look. he came to me last night on some shit like ‘we should go get dinner and hang out’ and all that shit and i was like um? you just broke up with alex. i’m not trying get caught up. bros before hoes.”

“well, i mean i love dubai itself, but i didn’t fuck with it this time around ‘cause i’d have been dragged to rafa’s party and i preferred keeping my sanity. but yes, let’s do it! we can have big crazy parties in dubai and then chill on the beach in maui.”

“oh god, don’t even mention rafa. did i tell you what he did the other night?”

“dubai? please, i don’t fuck with dubai, i never left maui, stayed there like all week. you should though, and i’ll have my summer house out in maui and we can visit each other!”

“how can you not fuck with dubai? you got issues, girl. dubai is beautiful, and so are the men and women. sounds like a plan!”

“finally back in chicago…i did not brace myself for this cold weather. time to say good-bye to bikinis and margaritas and crank up my fireplace and drink some hot chocolate and bailey’s.”

#asapalice #&&. chat #&&. chat | alice

“i’m gonna miss dubai.. i think i’m going to get a summer house out there.”

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imani: go like my insta pic

imani: you know i look hot

camilla: you say that as if i follow you

#kingimani #&&. text #&&. text | imani

“it’s been a long time i’m a changed man maybe it’s time for you to see it as well.”

“i’m not interested.”

“oh come on a good dinner out, time to catch up and maybe you can see that i’m an amazing person.”

“you had your turn to prove that in the past. i didn’t see it then, doubt i’ll see it now.”

“i’m the hoe alright, i’m chill with that. i ain’t asking to jump between your legs i’m asking for a friendly night out or in. your call. alex wouldn’t mind i’m positive.”

#gdirafael #&&. chat #&&. chat | rafael

“we’re not having any kind of night together, rafa. friendly or otherwise.”

“we actually broke up couple of days ago. cruel right? it’s better off like this. so dinner?”

“so? you still dated her, and i’m not going to go to dinner with you. bros before hoes, and just in case you’re not catching on, you’re the hoe.”

“hey i’m an ass only when i have to be. i’m being wise about it, ya know. let me buy you dinner.”

“don’t try to get me caught up, rafa. you know i’m cool with alex. ain’t y’all still fooling around?”

“how would i look like an ass dressed up as a cute reindeer?”

“i’m sure if anyone can make it happen, it’s you.”

“i’m just trying to decide if i’m going to feel festive this year or nah. so should i dress up as rudolf the rednosed reinderr or not?”

“if you want to make yourself look like an ass, then yeah. go for it.”

“i just think christmas is overrated and shit y’know? just an excuse for people to buy shit and eat a lot. but don’t we all like that after all? i confused myself.”

#gdirafael #&&. chat #&&. chat | rafael

“you confused yourself with your own nonsense. that’s not surprising.”

wvtnoah

shane: i dont remember her name haha shane: i just know she was super drunk shane: so it was sloppy as fuck