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“ sometimes this happens to me and it’s so hard not to take it personally, y’know ? but i bet it’s just my own self not watching where i’m going. maybe they’re upset at the man bun trend that’s going around and they’re taking it out on you ? ”

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“ why are people so angry about manbuns ? they are majestic, beautiful creatures, aand they need respect just as any other living being does ! ”

#such an underused fc i luv him sm!#im jealous what the FUCK

❛❛imssg ➼ open ;

liam: i admire them from a far

liam: since i could never rock one ://

hoze: lies everyone can rock manbuns

hoze: they r designed to be horrendous looking so even the ugliest bastards may wear them

hoze: tht is NOT implying ur ugly i fucked up

#(☽∴✯/pcyncs)

❛❛imssg ➼ open ;

liam: i love ur manbun

hoze: manbuns r truly love n life

hoze: i think ur the first to actually enjoy it tho

#h eLLo #(☽∴✯/pcyncs)

“ i’ve almost been hit by a car on three separate occasions today, and honestly, it’s hard to not wonder if any of those were deliberate. ”

#flames:start #hell o i am sinead i am a MESS #this is also a MESS

❛❛imssg ➼ open ;

LIAM: i should try speed dating or something

LIAM: maybe tinder

LIAM: i need somebody attractive in my life, really

hoze: not sure bout attractive but here i am !!!

#im sinead hello i am a mess #(☽∴✯/pcyncs)

♡┋ ❛ TEXT : OPEN.︎︎

harry: why do socks disappear in the washer...do they hate living with me? am i that lame? how can i make them stay?

harry: i ... didn't mean to send that to you, i apologize.

hoze: i feel u sm harry dearest do not fret

hoze: maybe they aren't in the washer n are under ur bed... ;-)

#(☽∴✯/sthxrry)

« ❝ imsg: open. ❞ »

mar: mmmm...

mar: ok.

mar: burning q

mar: r u vanilla? 😉 😉

hoze: hell nah

hoze: but then also not str8 so tht mght b a prob ://

#(☽∴✯/ctrlmar)

imessage 💌 open

ari: i s2g if they play stressed out on the radio again while i'm driving, i’m hurling myself out the car and over the freeway.

hoze: i feel u sm i mean it's a good song but they gotta calm the fuck

#hello i am a mess #(☽∴✯/grcndepng)

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The { universe } is B I G. It’s v a s t and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, I M P O S S I B L E things just happen, and we call them “ miracles ”

#(☽∴✯/muse)