texts from last night

[a-joyfuljourney]

Erika Ray

[a-joyfuljourney]

Ida Laerke

[gaspardian]

[erejearmin-archive-blog]

brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies

[erejearmin-archive-blog]

brotp? oh, yeah. okay. they’re totally a brotp. best bros. bros for life. bros MARRIED for life. bros who make out all the time. bros who confess their feelings on a summer night in a field of tall grass. it was windy and there were fireflies

[tflnsideblog]

(315): kiley

She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend’s. I was a new kind of failure tonight.

[tflnsideblog]

(860): poppy to james

Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we’re here

[tflnsideblog]

(301): poppy to veda

I’m the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend

[tflnsideblog]

(518): kiley to james

Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.

[mano0olia]

[tflnsideblog]

(815): dan

Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.

[tflnsideblog]

(717): kiley to james

So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.

[tflnsideblog]

(520): veda to poppy

If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death

[growingwildly]

[tflnsideblog]

(740): kiley to james

Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.

[tflnsideblog]

(605): james to kiley

I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.

[tflnsideblog]

(310): poppy to madge

You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.