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Whirl: No he hasn't. I checked.
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Whirl: You know, I was a Wrecker once.
Wheeljack: Everyone's been a fragging Wrecker, Whirl. I woke up last week with a hangover and an invitation from Ultra Magnus. Pit, Megatron's probably been a Wrecker.
Whirl: No he hasn't. I checked.
Mirage: It costs 0 shanix to be nice.
Cliffjumper: That's too much.
Windblade: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
Windblade: Chromia, code name: Been There, Done That.
Windblade: Slipstream is Currently Doing That.
Windblade and Slipstream: *high five*
Windblade: Strongarm is It Happened Once In A Dream.
Windblade: Goldbug is If I Had To Pick A Mech.
Windblade: And Scorchfire is Eagle Two.
Scorchfire: Oh thank Primus.
Skywarp: Some bots are like slinkies.
Thundercracker: What?
Skywarp: Not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Thundercracker: ...Please don't push Starscream down the stairs.
Skuywarp, pushing Starscream down the stairs: Too late!
Elita One: I do not do "love". Love is for fools.
Optimus Prime: Hello.
Elita One: ...Frag.
Slipstream: And then I said, "What are you gonna do, stab me?"
Windblade: And then?
Slipstream, clutching a stab wound: Take a guess.
Optimus Prime: Ironhide. I require your assistance in the training room. 😀
Ironhide: Since when do you use emojis?
Optimus Prime: Road Rocket suggested that using these graphics can 'warm the team up' to my messaging style. 😀
Ironhide: She probably meant for you to use more than the first one on the list.
Optimus Prime: The first one is sufficient. 😀
Optimus Prime: 😀 It is smiling.
Optimus Primal: In theory, I love my teammates equally, but in practice, Rattrap just filled my room with fig newtons and that's not cool.
Starscream: I took your advice. Stopped keeping things bottled up.
Thundercracker: I meant a little emotional honesty, not murder!
Tincture: Is that engex? If so, I want a lot of it.
Flamewar: I'm the most responsible bot in this faction.
Knock Out: You just set my lab on fire!
Flamewar: I know, and I take full responsibility for it.
Skywarp: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Thundercracker: An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.
Starscream: A realist sees a train.
Astrotrain: The train sees three idiots standing in his way.
Starscream: If someone gave you 200 shanix because "you're ugly", would you set aside your ego to take the money?
Knock Out: I'm not gonna turn down 200 shanix just because someone needs their optics fixed.
Barricade: Everyone has called me ‘Prowl’ all day. I think Flamewar paid them to.
*Later*
Flamewar: Absolutely. Five shanix each, and it was totally worth it.
Flamewar: What’s up sluts, I’m back from the brig.
Shadow Striker, concerned: Sluts?
Impasse, more concerned: The brig??
Road Rocket: See? It's a moo point.
Ironhide: Don't you mean moot point?
Road Rocket: No, no, it's like. Moo point, like a cow. 'Cuz like, people don't care about a cow's opinion.
Ironhide: ...Huh.
Ironhide, to the rest of Team Prime: Hey, have I hung out with her for too long or does that just make sense—
Nightbeat: When you've been a detective as long as I have, you develop thick plating.
Siren: Blue really isn't your color.
Nightbeat: Blue brings out my optics, you scrapheap!