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jfcaustinadams:

Now I’m offended and intrigued. I want to meet this nana who is so much funnier than me. Because I would never use recycled jokes. That’s an insult.

My nana is basically like Tina Fey in the 60's. I'm just messing with you, geez.

#*convs

sebastianffs:

You got accused by something you clearly did?

I didn't even smoke, you ass. Even the thought of it sickens me.

#*c #yes pleasE #now all i need is an oliver and rOXY LIKE A PUMA #*convs

mrelife

I've literally spent the entire day shoving my face with junk food while watching marathons of Adventure Time and the Regular Show. If this doesn't scream productive, then I don't know what does.

tfwinona

Nah, screw being productive. Do whatcha' gotta do.

#*c #goD BLESS SAMMI #*convs

jfcaustinadams:

More fun than you, Hastings. I can take all kinds of jokes, because my sense of humor is flawless.

Flawless, my ass. My nana can joke funnier than your recycled seventh grade jokes.

#*convs

corafk:

That’s a bit… out there? I can’t say I did the same.

Nah, not really. I kept my bra on. Just because I have a trashy reputation, doesn't mean I can't keep it classy.

#*convs

jfcaustinadams:

Gross. And you’re no fun.

You're no fun, Adams. You can't take a single, frickin' joke.

#*convs

corafk:

I finally went outside today, but it was only to get some food. Good news, I got a smoothie. Bad news, I bumped into a hot guy and the smoothie spilled down the front of my shirt. Wow, my life sucks.