I'd like to fuck a robot once or twice

[houshou]

i’m daddies wittle tide pod hehe (ꈍ꒳ꈍ)i’m all squishy and wet for daddy!

(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Rain™️ scent!!!! (。・ω・。)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten…(´･ω･`)waaah!!! dont vore me daddy(　；∀；) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4… no more daddy i’ll break~(●///▽///●) hehe i’m daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

2018 looks

[iraqwarmoney]

What shoes would one wear with these

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[commentsense888]

[pukicho]

That Lip-Tooth thing

Reblog if you agree

[velo]

[sonypraystation]

how u doing

im not thinking about it

[moonriv-deactivated20210119]

I love Ganaha Hibiki

[roku-kyu]

プラチナスターズ！

[roku-kyu]

[roku-kyu]

けもけも

[roku-kyu]

バニー

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

[dunkstein]

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

[circlingirl]

no depression december

[circlingirl]

day 1. already failed

[tfwnohibikin]

Man what a shit year its been.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

‪that feeling when you miss donut day at work 😓‬

[spacecadetstef]

I hate this so much

[scringlegrup42]

>work

[yog-froggoth]

its finally happened. the first completely unfunny loss edit. congratulations.

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

jesus

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

r.i.p. my biological father

[pure]

rest in power, legend. they was never ready for his vision.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[koloss-part-2]

somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?

most people: *some comic book shit*

me:

[mystrothedefender]

“What’s your superpower?” “Bethesda glitch.”

[ocfos]

Honestly, that’s probably the most overpowered superpower.

[cliffracer]

[radiozap777]

WHAT IS THIS