magnetic

you in those little high waisted shorts

[tfzayn]

@elgav: @zaynmalik As if I'm talking about you jokingly picking on me. I'm talking about you being a dick to people in general lmao

@zaynmalik: @elgav not really any of your business soz

[tfzayn]

incredible i'm outtie lmao

[tfzayn]

@elgav: @zaynmalik I don't even want to talk to you if you're gonna be a drama queen and then call girls dramatic

@zaynmalik: @elgav are u serious?? u freaked out bc i jokingly made fun of you and apologized two seconds later, how is that me being dramatic? ur losing it and i'm over it lol enjoy things babe

[tfzayn]

@elgav: [babies crying as Zayn wonders why girls give him lip] w-w-why do girls hate me??? i'm sUCH A NICE GUY

@zaynmalik: @elgav u good?? ur being much more of a crazy cunt today than usual :/

[tfzayn]

@zaynmalik: why do girls have to be so damn dramatic

[princetonde-deactivated20150217]

Oh, I don’t know about that. Just think you’re cute. I’m a real cunt to people i find especially un-cute.

[tfzayn]

What constitutes as un-cute? Haven't seen me in the morning.

[zaraomg]

Are you sure?

[tfzayn]

Positive, yeah. No worries.

[hyfrmaddie]

I did not!

[tfzayn]

You sure? I think you did.

[princetonde-deactivated20150217]

Thanks, Zayn. You’re the absolute loveliest.

[tfzayn]

You're truly too kind.

[zoeffs-blog]

Doesn’t surprise me, that was bound to happen at some point. Don’t think it’s my fault though. It’s all you, Zayn.

[tfzayn]

Fuck off, it's gonna happen to you, too. It's your fault. I haven't figured out why, but it is. I just know it.

[zaraomg]

I’ll try to make it up to you?

[tfzayn]

Nah, you don't have to. S'okay.

[tfzayn]

@dakotajain: @zaynmalik #preach

@zaynmalik: @dakotajain you get me

[princetonde-deactivated20150217]

I suppose you are, Zayn. Add it to the resume.

[tfzayn]

I'll put it right at the top for you.

[zaraomg]

You’re gonna have to try to be.

[tfzayn]

You're really puttin' me out here.

[tfzayn]

@zaynmalik: awkward how i don't care :|||

[zoeffs-blog]

It was probably the 4 day vodka binge, mate. Makes most sense. Go take a nap, maybe try drinking something other than vodka.

[tfzayn]

Nah, I think I've genuinely lost my mind at this point. I blame you.

[hyfrmaddie]

You’d convince your fanbase from the dead that I killed you? Never heard anything so mean in my life and I’m deeply offended.

[tfzayn]

You're the one that murdered me.